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A Great, New Product! #288623 03/31/21 09:57 PM
Joined: Nov 2020 Posts: 23 the attic B Bitten OP Blogger
OP Bitten Blogger B Joined: Nov 2020 Posts: 23 the attic	Lex Luthor, being the entrepreneur that he is, has a line of hair care products. They sell very well, at least at first. Turns out it's a bunk product, maybe even a front for a pyramid scheme. Maybe a bankrupt Clark Kent comes to Metropolis to expose Lex Hair Care? At the climax of the story, Lex proclaims that his products are the best in the world; he uses them everyday for his luscious locks (lots of emphasis on the fact that he has the best hair out of anyone in the story). Then, in a very dramatic fashion, his wig is torn off! It could all be an alternate explanation for how Lex loses his hair (❁´◡`❁)

Re: A Great, New Product! Bitten #288625 03/31/21 11:26 PM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 2 Connecticut Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 2 Connecticut	You can even fit in Maxwell Lord, from Wonder Woman 84 as Lex's main salesman. "Your hair is good, but it can be better!" Battle On, Deadly Chakram "Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent "One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon

Re: A Great, New Product! Bitten #288637 04/01/21 03:13 PM
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 3,662 Likes: 10 Somewhere on the East Coast Morgana Pulitzer
Morgana Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 3,662 Likes: 10 Somewhere on the East Coast	Bitten that is a perfect explanation for why Lex lost his hair! Laughing like crazy! Morgana A writer's job is to think of new plots and create characters who stay with you long after the final page has been read. If that mission is accomplished than we have done what we set out to do, which is to entertain and hopefully educate.

Re: A Great, New Product! Bitten #288643 04/02/21 02:13 AM
Joined: Nov 2020 Posts: 23 the attic B Bitten OP Blogger
OP Bitten Blogger B Joined: Nov 2020 Posts: 23 the attic	Thanks, Morgana! Deadly Chakram, Max Lord will definitely be at the top of the pyramid. He's the best salesman for this product—a green and glowy product. Making green kryptonite one of the ingredients probably helps with the jump from Best Product Ever! to Where Is All My Hair? (see 90s comics Lex and his Australian-accented clone—or don't). It wouldn't exactly backup the idea that Clark has fallen victim to this nonsense, but he could still be a major player if his parents were the ones swindled. (❁´◡`❁)

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