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Worst! Opening Line! Ever! #288581 03/25/21 10:56 PM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,979 Likes: 11 Florida Queen of the Capes OP Pulitzer
OP Queen of the Capes Pulitzer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,979 Likes: 11 Florida	Inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton and Little Lytton contests, write the worst possible opening line for a fic that you can think of. I shall start: Quote Clark stared adoringly at his wife, Marisulla, who was smart and gorgeous and so much better than either Lois Lane or Stacy from AP Social Studies. ~•~

Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! Queen of the Capes #288586 03/26/21 08:55 AM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,393 Likes: 1 Delaware L Lynn S. M. Pulitzer
Lynn S. M. Pulitzer L Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,393 Likes: 1 Delaware	"I feel different from other people," Clark said alienatingly.

Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! Queen of the Capes #288587 03/26/21 09:09 AM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 2 Connecticut Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 2 Connecticut	When Superman was brutally murdered by Lex Luthor, the Hero of the World, Lois Lane shrugged and moved on, thinking that it was for the best. Battle On, Deadly Chakram "Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent "One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon

Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! Queen of the Capes #288593 03/26/21 09:50 AM
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,393 Likes: 1 Delaware L Lynn S. M. Pulitzer
Lynn S. M. Pulitzer L Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,393 Likes: 1 Delaware	Clark felt blue when Lois red his article and accused him of writing yellow journalism and purple prose; he was green with envy at her writing skills.

Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! Queen of the Capes #288605 03/29/21 04:15 AM
Joined: Jan 2019 Posts: 326 Likes: 3 Germany B BlindPassenger Beat Reporter
BlindPassenger Beat Reporter B Joined: Jan 2019 Posts: 326 Likes: 3 Germany	On the day of his wedding, Clark Kent got happily married to Major Lois Lane, the ambitioned new leader of Bureau 39. Up, up and away - to the next fanfic.

Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! Queen of the Capes #288608 03/29/21 10:35 AM
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 2 Connecticut Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Deadly Chakram Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: May 2011 Posts: 6,142 Likes: 2 Connecticut	"Send my son away? I'd rather him die here on Krypton with us," Jor-El sneered at his wife, Lara, just seconds before the planet exploded. Battle On, Deadly Chakram "Being with you is stronger than me alone." ~ Clark Kent "One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation." ~ Figment the Dragon

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