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Posted By: Queen of the Capes Worst! Opening Line! Ever! - 03/26/21 02:56 AM
Inspired by the Bulwer-Lytton and Little Lytton contests, write the worst possible opening line for a fic that you can think of.


I shall start:
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Clark stared adoringly at his wife, Marisulla, who was smart and gorgeous and so much better than either Lois Lane or Stacy from AP Social Studies.
Posted By: Lynn S. M. Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! - 03/26/21 12:55 PM
"I feel different from other people," Clark said alienatingly.
Posted By: Deadly Chakram Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! - 03/26/21 01:09 PM
When Superman was brutally murdered by Lex Luthor, the Hero of the World, Lois Lane shrugged and moved on, thinking that it was for the best.
Posted By: Lynn S. M. Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! - 03/26/21 01:50 PM
Clark felt blue when Lois red his article and accused him of writing yellow journalism and purple prose; he was green with envy at her writing skills.
Posted By: BlindPassenger Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! - 03/29/21 08:15 AM
On the day of his wedding, Clark Kent got happily married to Major Lois Lane, the ambitioned new leader of Bureau 39.
Posted By: Deadly Chakram Re: Worst! Opening Line! Ever! - 03/29/21 02:35 PM
"Send my son away? I'd rather him die here on Krypton with us," Jor-El sneered at his wife, Lara, just seconds before the planet exploded.
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