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Story is Here

Fdk goes here. smile

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Bwah HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I didn't see what he tweaked the perfume with, but by any chance was it a glowing pink rock?


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rotflol I did not see that coming!


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That was hilarious!


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I just realized something.

If Tempus interfered with Lois and Clark getting together than wouldn't he be wiping himself out of existence? huh



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Great story, Queen! rotflol


Originally Posted by Morgana
I just realized something.

If Tempus interfered with Lois and Clark getting together than wouldn't he be wiping himself out of existence? huh

If you haven't read it, VirginiaR addressed this issue in her vignette The Superman Effect.


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Funny. Really funny. I chuckled audibly.

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Tempus stilled.

Clark still hadn’t let go of his hand. “You have really beautiful eyes,” he observed.

“IthinkIdbettergonow. BYE!”
although I might have dropped the period and made it all one panicked blurt. But that's just me. I'm strange and I know it - my wife tells me that quite often.

I could see Tempus' eyes grow wide and his jaw drop. Quite amusing. jump

Which was your intent, obviously. You nailed it!



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Hahaha, that was fun, Queenie! Thanks for sharing!


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Very, very clever! Fun reading. rotflol

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Hi Mary, you’re giving us another PML treat? hyper cool
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and her pheromone spray wasn’t exactly an obscure piece of Kent trivia:
Probably did all sorts of movies about this. From some rather tame romantic comedies to stuff you’d not want to show your kids. Ever. Even when they’re grown up, have kids themselves and are well versed in the things shown in said movies.

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those infernal Utopians loved to crow about how good and noble their hero was, refusing to take advantage of the woman he desired
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There was a bit of lip service paid to his being “still a man, really,” by being pushed to the very brink of even *his* great patience, but still: what an admirable saint!
Well, he *was* a v… v… very patient man and would probably have made a mess of things anyway if things had progressed that far.

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All it would take would be a slightly harder shove than what the pheromone on its own would be able to provide, and nature would take its course;
devil Tempus will *so* not like that outcome.

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Oh, such sweet irony! Tempus loved irony. If irony were a woman…
laugh Did Tempus get dunked in Revenge?

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Heh, perhaps he had picked up a whiff of whatever had just been sprayed inside the newsroom.
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just as Clark stepped forward with a shake of his head.

“Sorry,” Clark said, one hand extended. He gave Tempus a lopsided grin. “I…don’t know what just came over me. I’m Clark Kent. And you are…?”

He let the gadget hang by his side. Was Superdoofus playing at something?
*squints*

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“That’s a nice name.”

Tempus stilled.
laugh twins

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Forget this plan! This was a stupid plan! He was going to find Mandela or whatever her name was and drop her into a vat of radioactive sharks, and then he was absolutely getting a new hobby.
rotflol

Now, how is Clark going to handle his newfound interest in supervillains with Lois still on his tail?

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shock jawdrop Queenie! lol I don't know where this came from but.... rotflol what a delightful giggle.

Thanks for the laugh!


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