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FDK - Wrong Clark (223/???) #270338 05/25/16 08:35 PM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here New Wednesday. New Part. Old questions re-surfing. Comments welcome. Last edited by VirginiaR; 05/25/16 08:36 PM. Reason: Typo VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (223/???) VirginiaR #270501 06/05/16 08:32 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 8,944 Likes: 28 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 8,944 Likes: 28	Quote Despite that, Lois and Clark have still not consummated their relationship. CLARK: She’s not dead so we haven’t consummated. LOIS: That’s right! I didn’t die even a little bit, so there was no consummation involved. Quote His deep breathing suggested that he was still asleep. Poor guy. All tuckered out from taking a shower. Quote Personally, she didn’t want him within twenty yards of Capone or Clyde Barrow. She could wait until her sister’s latest conquest gets turned into a killer cyborg, then sic him onto the Capone gang? Quote Yet, the last thing she wanted to do was let this big knucklehead out of her sight. Couldn’t she tie him to the bed? Quote If it weren’t for her, Clark would be dead right now. Literally, and in all other forms of the definition, dead True, but if she weren’t there, it wouldn’t matter to him anyway. Quote She rubbed her throbbing head with her thumb. Frankly, she could more easily believe in a flying man from another planet coming to Metropolis to be a hero than in time-travel. I guess she’d not last long in Central City, huh? Quote Let alone a man loving her so much that he would travel back in time in order to save her life; Well, she always contended that she wasn’t born yesterday, and yet, that’s the premise on which Clark chose to meet her. Quote Clark was one walking, talking, flying, loving, time-traveling anomaly. Our very own little black hole. Only much more dense… Quote Unfortunately, his story made some kind of logical sense as to why she had visions. The other explanation being she has a brain tumor. Quote What didn’t make any sense was how she could know that Clark would be shot by these cloned gangsters, even before she knew they existed, but he didn’t. Cray-Cray stuff only starts to happen once a Lois gets involved? Quote So, if she had lived this life previously, and this was an echo of that life, how did she know specifically that Clark would be shot – not with Kryptonite, merely shot – and he had no idea it would happen? Maybe she saw it on some TV show about an intrepid reporter and her sidekick? Quote Unless, he had the future wiped from his memory when he traveled into the past with the exception of wanting and needing to save her. He could also be a mentally unstable escapee from Fort Roz and fixated on her when he saw her. He then started to spin an elaborate tale to explain his prison jumpsuit and why he was wearing diapers and his blanket on his shoulders. Quote That didn’t make much sense either, being that he would need to know the event that claimed her life in order to stop it. Them consummating their relationship is the current theory. Quote Clark stole the opportunity to kiss her lips. “Oh. I only dreamed about you threatening to kill me, once or twice, last night?” I believe it might have been three times. The last one, he’d have died with a smile on his face. Quote “I almost lost you. I don’t want you dead.” He just won a Kerth Award without her. LOIS: He’s so dead! Quote His top hand dropped to her thigh and started work itself up and under her nightshirt. Considering what she’s wearing… Quote “Then, for Christmas, I promise to start something I can finish.” But he’s still strong and she’s still cursed? Quote She tried to shake off this feeling and the one that told her to forget Christmas and just to take her gift now! That’s why you don’t buy the gifts until the day before Christmas… Quote Another thought tickled her mind. She turned around to face him with a grin. “We’ll be in Smallville for Christmas.” He both blanched and blushed at the same time. “Um… well… I’ll figure something out. Get up early or…” But don’t the Kents rent rooms as a B&B? I’m sure they’re aware what the couples doing up there when they’re alone. Quote “A promise is a promise.” He drew her to his chest and placed a soft kiss on her lips. “A night to remember.” I’m sure she’ll remember the night he proposed. Again. Nothings been said about actual consummation. Quote “Christmas is still several weeks away,” she said, /does math/ So, Christmas story for Christmas? Quote Instead, she shifted to behind his chair to look over his shoulder, hoping nobody noticed her raging hormones. Good thing Cat has moved to Houston? Meanwhile… CAT: Phil? Did you feel that, too? Quote Perry’s office door slammed open. “Lane!” he yelled. “How come one of my reporters was shot last night and the first I’m hearing about it is from the Star calling me for a comment?” It wasn’t really that much. Just hit the vest. Plus, a good reporter doesn’t involve himself in his story. Quote The Chief shook his head. “Well, then you’re damn lucky Barrow shot your partner instead of you.” DILLINGER: Back in the day, you didn’t shoot no dames. There’s much better use for them than target practice. LOIS: Shoot me! Quote Her mind had slipped back to Clark’s promise of giving her a night to remember. Oh, my. She picked up her mug and headed for the coffee machine. How was she going to accomplish anything with that thought to distract her? Maybe he’ll just leave her at the Metropolis Sewage Reclamation Facility all night? I’m sure she’d never forget that night. Quote After they disposed of Clark’s body, Capone let Clyde Barrow have it and then Bonnie retaliated, killing Capone and all of his men. I never knew she was such a good shot.” She should have kept the others around, after Dillinger and Capone. Quote “He could’ve.” Lois smiled with a wink. “Just say the words and make me an honest woman.” Clark’s mouth dropped open. She didn’t mean that in the way it sounded, did she? He could ask her. When she imitates the roadrunner, he knows that she didn’t. Quote “Just some woman?” Clark asked. That was vague even for Bobby. Lois shrugged. Something didn’t feel right. “Lo-is,” he hissed. She rocked her head back in defeat. “That tiramisu smelled soooo good.” Quote Clark pressed his lips together. He knew it had been a bad idea to have Lois meet Bobby without him there. He could hint that she’s getting a little…heavy the next time they meet Bobby. That way, she won’t go for the sweets. Quote “Or it could be any woman wearing a wig,” Lois countered. “Even if she wasn’t, there were plenty of other blondes in Lex’s life.” Dr. Bainses. Dead. Toni. Dead. Miranda. Dead. Gretchen. Occupied. Quote The more he knew Lois spoke the truth about that night at the hospital. Hmm…something’s off there. Quote This wasn’t Clark’s true dimension. Technically, this Lois wasn’t his actual soul mate, nor was he hers: ninety-nine point nine nine percent but not one-hundred percent. So, what if that causes Lois to not actually die but fall into a permanent coma? Quote He wanted nothing more than to fly her off for a quickie wedding and a very long, slow honeymoon. Considering his jumpiness, the honeymoon won’t last very long Quote “That’s not how you spell ‘destruction’, by the way.” “Clearly, it is. Apparently, it’s not how everyone else does,” she grumbled, changing the ‘i’ after the ‘d’ to an ‘e’. “There. Better?” To be fair, it comes from ‘Clark dies and she’s destroyed’, so the ‘i’ sounds reasonable. Quote Yes, I know, I’ll be bored stiff, even if Mother Arnold says she’s going to take me to her Club’s Christmas and New Year Eve’s parties, She might always meet a waiter or two at the parties and meet them for an afterparty? Quote But after Johnny, well, that might be a good thing. Quote PS: I’m not joking about the DETAILS. Also, a new CD player would be nice. Quote What would Lucy do if Lois told her that Clark… that they were waiting until marriage until they…? ? Quote No, she and Clark weren’t engaged to be married, even if they occasionally slept together. Getting a good night’s sleep together might be a better way to put it. Like an old married couple, huh? Quote He did mean sex, didn’t he? With Clark one never knew how to take a vague statement such as “a night to remember”. Her brow furrowed. Oh, God. He didn’t mean a Christmas party, did he? He didn’t mean sitting around and singing Christmas carols while drinking hot cider or decorating a Christmas tree after playing in the snow? That did sound like something he would like, didn’t it? Ooooooh! Ding Ding Ding! Quote He had invited her to Smallville for their ‘night to remember.’ It could be an entirely innocent evening of romantic bliss ending in two separate bedrooms. CLARK: Quote That Evil “M” word that had ruined more than one woman’s life. It was so barbaric. But Clark wasn’t like that. Christmas Eve: CLARK: Lois! I’ve just concluded the negotiations with your father. I only had to offer him my globe in exchange for your hand in marriage. Now all we need is a minister to pronounce us husband and wife. Isn’t this great? Quote How could she say ‘no’ to that? By starting with pressed together teeth, then opening them and her lips while breathing out. Quote Well, of course, he would. He was in love with her and he wanted to make love to her, but he had made a vow to himself that he wouldn’t make love to her until they were married, so it was only a matter of time before he popped the question. Or maybe not. Quote What would Lois say if he did ask her? Yes or no? She could agree to be his concubine instead while he goes and marries the Lady Zara? Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (223/???) Darth Michael #270555 06/09/16 02:02 AM
Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA VirginiaR OP Nobel Peace Prize Winner
OP VirginiaR Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 9,509 USA	Darth Michael: Sorry about the delay. Crazy week here with the end of the school year. My apologies. I'll try to get the new part posted tomorrow. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 223 Despite that, Lois and Clark have still not consummated their relationship. ER: /uh/ CLARK: She’s not dead so we haven’t consummated. LOIS: That’s right! I didn’t die even a little bit, so there was no consummation involved. Well, okay, but those of you who've been reading from the beginning know what I mean. Consummation without amnesia involved. Quote Poor guy. All tuckered out from taking a shower. Being shot and lying in garbage in pain is tiring too, I hear. CLARK: Sure. Let's go with that. Quote She could wait until her sister’s latest conquest gets turned into a killer cyborg, then sic him onto the Capone gang? The Magic 8 ball says that the forecast is cloudy and to try again later. Quote Couldn’t she tie him to the bed? Yes. Quote True, but if she weren’t there, it wouldn’t matter to him anyway. That, too. Quote I guess she’d not last long in Central City, huh? Not in this story. Quote Well, she always contended that she wasn’t born yesterday, and yet, that’s the premise on which Clark chose to meet her. LOIS: Hmmmm. That is true. But that would mean that Clark was being logical, and... phishaw! TEMPUS: Nope. Worst planner I've ever met. /holds out bag to Lois/ Popcorn? Quote Our very own little black hole. Only much more dense… CLARK: I can't help how I was born. Quote The other explanation being she has a brain tumor. You mean the one they discover after the honeymoon? Quote Cray-Cray stuff only starts to happen once a Lois gets involved? No, only once she meets Chuck. Quote Maybe she saw it on some TV show about an intrepid reporter and her sidekick? LOIS: Perhaps it was covered on an episode of Baywatch watched by my new Friends. Quote He could also be a mentally unstable escapee from Fort Roz and fixated on her when he saw her. He then started to spin an elaborate tale to explain his prison jumpsuit and why he was wearing diapers and his blanket on his shoulders. Not familiar with Fort Roz, but surrrrrrreeee. That's a possibility. Quote Them consummating their relationship is the current theory. He already told Lois that they had only confessed their mutual love before she died in the alternate future and that they hadn't done anything about it. Quote I believe it might have been three times. The last one, he’d have died with a smile on his face. I believe that was the 2nd time. (once in the Gfic version, once in the Nfic). Quote /whispering/ He just won a Kerth Award without her. LOIS: /mad/ He’s so dead! Actually, that was Cat Grant. This Clark has never won one. Quote Considering what she’s wearing… Are you saying that men's pajama tops aren't known for their.. ahem... length? Quote But he’s still strong and she’s still cursed? Perhaps "finish" means something different to these two people. Quote That’s why you don’t buy the gifts until the day before Christmas… Thank you for explaining my husband's shopping habits. Quote But don’t the Kents rent rooms as a B&B? I’m sure they’re aware what the couples doing up there when they’re alone. In another future, they were just starting to when Lois came to Smallville. Here, they have a little extra help around the farm. Quote I’m sure she’ll remember the night he proposed. Again. Nothings been said about actual consummation. Theories abound! Quote /does math/ So, Christmas story for Christmas? If you want... /crickets/ Or I can start posting it tomorrow. I was going to wait to be further along in my betaing process before starting to post my short (for me) Nfic story, but if you'd rather I post that first... Quote Good thing Cat has moved to Houston? Meanwhile… CAT: Phil? Did you feel that, too? Quote It wasn’t really that much. Just hit the vest. Plus, a good reporter doesn’t involve himself in his story. CLARK: Great. So, another story that my partner gets to write. /throws his hands up in annoyance/ No wonder I can't win a Kerth! Quote DILLINGER: Back in the day, you didn’t shoot no dames. There’s much better use for them than target practice. LOIS: /sick/ Shoot me! Ewwwww. Quote Maybe he’ll just leave her at the Metropolis Sewage Reclamation Facility all night? I’m sure she’d never forget that night. In the dead of winter? Yeah, she definitely won't sleep with him after that. Quote She should have kept the others around, after Dillinger and Capone. Passion shooting. She wasn't thinking. Quote He could ask her. When she imitates the roadrunner, he knows that she didn’t. CLARK: That's strange. /tilts head and looks at Lois shaped hole in wall/ I didn't know Lois could fly. Coming, Lois! /jumps through wall/ Quote He could hint that she’s getting a little…heavy the next time they meet Bobby. That way, she won’t go for the sweets. Or she might throw it in his face. Originally Posted by Michael Originally Posted by WC 223 “Or it could be any woman wearing a wig,” Lois countered. “Even if she wasn’t, there were plenty of other blondes in Lex’s life.” Dr. Bainses. Dead. Toni. Dead. Miranda. Dead. Gretchen. Occupied. Yes. Did I? Hmmm. I meant to. Yes. Possibly. Originally Posted by Michael Originally Posted by WC 223 The more he knew Lois spoke the truth about that night at the hospital. Hmm…something’s off there. It's actually another reaction to the line prior to that. Grammatically, it's not a complete sentence I know. Here's the complete section: Originally Posted by WC 223 With every little relationship barrier he and Lois broke through, the more he doubted the accuracy of Herb’s prediction. The more he knew Lois spoke the truth about that night at the hospital. Does that make it more clear? Quote So, what if that causes Lois to not actually die but fall into a permanent coma? That would be darn inconvenient. Quote Considering his jumpiness, the honeymoon won’t last very long /evil/ Well, unless he wants to drag it out. Quote To be fair, it comes from ‘Clark dies and she’s destroyed’, so the ‘i’ sounds reasonable. Sadly, it comes from me being from the first spell-checker generation. Quote She might always meet a waiter or two at the parties and meet them for an afterparty? It wouldn't be polite to ditch her gran like that. Oh, right. Lucy. Originally Posted by ER Originally Posted by WC 223 But after Johnny, well, that might be a good thing. ER: /jawdrop/ Oh, that's right. You wanted him join the gangsters. Yeah. That won't be happening. Quote Like an old married couple, huh? LOIS: Why again would anyone want to get married? CLARK: Gee, thanks, Michael. Thanks a lot. Oh, wait. I really DO appreciate it! Quote Ooooooh! Ding Ding Ding! Quote Christmas Eve: CLARK: Lois! I’ve just concluded the negotiations with your father. I only had to offer him my globe in exchange for your hand in marriage. Now all we need is a minister to pronounce us husband and wife. Isn’t this great? LOIS: Daddy! Quote By starting with pressed together teeth, then opening them and her lips while breathing out. So, quite easily then? Quote Or maybe not. True. This story is already 223 Parts long. Quote She could agree to be his concubine instead while he goes and marries the Lady Zara? LOIS: /contemplates this/ I see. So, there are worse things than being a wife. Thanks for reading my stories in such depth, Michael! VirginiaR. "On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling" --- "clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.

Re: FDK - Wrong Clark (223/???) VirginiaR #270572 06/12/16 12:25 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 8,944 Likes: 28 Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Darth Michael Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 8,944 Likes: 28	Quote Sorry about the delay. Crazy week here with the end of the school year. My apologies. I'll try to get the new part posted tomorrow. Quote Well, okay, but those of you who've been reading from the beginning know what I mean. Consummation without amnesia involved. Umm… /points at la petit mort/ It was a wordplay… Quote Being shot and lying in garbage in pain is tiring too, I hear. CLARK: /doesn’t like to tell about how he’s been kissed/ Sure. Let's go with that. Quote LOIS: Hmmmm. That is true. But that would mean that Clark was being logical, and... phishaw! TEMPUS: Nope. Worst planner I've ever met. /holds out bag to Lois/ Popcorn? Quote The other explanation being she has a brain tumor. You mean the one they discover after the honeymoon? /EW is warming up to this idea/ It would be awkward if Lois suddenly keeled over and died with Clark watching helplessly right before The End. Quote LOIS: Perhaps it was covered on an episode of Baywatch watched by my new Friends. Nah… Although she and Clark are about as good being in a relationship as Ross and Rachel. Quote Not familiar with Fort Roz, but surrrrrrreeee. That's a possibility. Prison space station Kara Zor El knocks out of the Phantom Zone in the first few minutes of Supergirl. Coming also to The CW for Season 2 this fall to live happily ever after with the Arrow and The Flash and the Legends of Tomorrow. Hmm…I’m not sure there’s still a timeslot left on The CW that’s not filled with Supers. Quote Actually, that was Cat Grant. This Clark has never won one. /EW is sorry about that/ Oops? CLARK: At least, Lois wasn’t mad at me! Quote Are you saying that men's pajama tops aren't known for their.. ahem... length? Quote Perhaps "finish" means something different to these two people. Right. Quote Thank you for explaining my husband's shopping habits. Quote In another future, they were just starting to when Lois came to Smallville. Here, they have a little extra help around the farm. So, Lois and Clark can happily not share a room, then? LOIS: Martha? It’s Lois. I’ve got a business proposition for you… Quote Or I can start posting it tomorrow. Quote I was going to wait to be further along in my betaing process before starting to post my short (for me) Nfic story, but if you'd rather I post that first... Quote CLARK: Great. So, another story that my partner gets to write. /throws his hands up in annoyance/ No wonder I can't win a Kerth! LOIS: That, and I’m a much better journalist! Quote DILLINGER: Back in the day, you didn’t shoot no dames. There’s much better use for them than target practice. LOIS: /sick/ Shoot me! Ewwwww. What can I say…? /points at There’s No Place Like Home/ Quote In the dead of winter? Yeah, she definitely won't sleep with him after that. But on the plus side, I’m sure that the pulled-out-of-the-water garbage is nice and warm from rotting so she won’t have to freeze to death if she buries herself in it. Quote CLARK: That's strange. /tilts head and looks at Lois shaped hole in wall/ I didn't know Lois could fly. /Ooops! A Cephalopoda!/ Coming, Lois! /jumps through wall/ Quote Or she might throw it in his face. On the plus side, she’d not ask for consummation, either. Quote With every little relationship barrier he and Lois broke through, the more he doubted the accuracy of Herb’s prediction. The more he knew Lois spoke the truth about that night at the hospital. Does that make it more clear? Hmm…yeah. But I’d make it one long sentence. Works better, I think. Quote So, what if that causes Lois to not actually die but fall into a permanent coma? That would be darn inconvenient. Quote Considering his jumpiness, the honeymoon won’t last very long /evil/ Well, unless he wants to drag it out. LOIS: Clark Jerome Kent! You come back here into this marital bed right this instance. Clark! I know you can hear me even from Mt. Kilauea. Quote Sadly, it comes from me being from the first spell-checker generation. Quote Oh, that's right. You wanted him join the gangsters. Yeah. That won't be happening. Feeling evil, huh? Quote LOIS: /is really hard up/ Why again would anyone want to get married? CLARK: Gee, thanks, Michael. Thanks a lot. Oh, wait. /found a loop hole/ I really DO appreciate it! CAT: Quote LOIS: Daddy! /doesn’t feel very generous about her virtue getting exchanged for a ball of alien glass/ Quote By starting with pressed together teeth, then opening them and her lips while breathing out. So, quite easily then? Quote She could agree to be his concubine instead while he goes and marries the Lady Zara? LOIS: /contemplates this/ I see. So, there are worse things than being a wife. Quote Thanks for reading my stories in such depth, Michael! Well…it’s fun! Michael Join us on the #loisclark Discord server! We talk about fanfic, our favorite show, life, and more! (It’s almost like the IRC days of old again!) I go by Michael on the Archives.

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