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Wrong Place, Wrong Time, Wrong Clark TOC can be found Here

I hope Clark's (semi) confession was worth the wait. [Linked Image]

Comments appreciated.

Last edited by VirginiaR; 04/09/15 01:30 AM. Reason: typos

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He didn't tell her. He lied to her. Again. razz

He didn't fall in love with a future version of her. He fell in love with another Lois (a different woman) and couldn't have her because she was married. And the woman who should be his Lois is dead. And the man who should be Lois's Clark is dead, too. And he took his identity. That would be the truth. grumble

If Lois thinks she's second best to her future self, imagine it if she knew it was another woman... dizzy

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He didn't tell her. He lied to her. Again. razz
/quietly slides green, glowing rock-encrusted bat towards Andreia./ I hope you're immune.

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He didn't fall in love with a future version of her. He fell in love with another Lois (a different woman) and couldn't have her because she was married. And the woman who should be his Lois is dead. And the man who should be Lois's Clark is dead, too. And he took his identity. That would be the truth. grumble
Yep.

CLARK: But from a certain point of view.

LOIS: Nope, not even then.

CLARK: And, technically, she wasn't married when we met.

LOIS: [Linked Image] He didn't just go THERE, did he?

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If Lois thinks she's second best to her future self, imagine it if she knew it was another woman... dizzy
So, that's one for "There's some things that even Lois doesn't have the capacity to forgive Clark for" team.

Thanks for reading.


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Hi Virginia wave

Oh boy! shock

What is he thinking?

At some point I hope you explain why Clark explained it this way. I would have expected him to realize by now how much Lois hates other people-and especially him-to lie to her AND not include her in all the secrets.

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CLARK: But from a certain point of view.

That line popped into my head as I read the chapter! rotflol

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If Lois thinks she's second best to her future self, imagine it if she knew it was another woman... dizzy
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So, that's one for "There's some things that even Lois doesn't have the capacity to forgive Clark for" team.

Exactly.


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Hi Virginia wave
Hi! wave

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Oh boy! shock
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What is he thinking?
He was thinking? [Linked Image]

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At some point I hope you explain why Clark explained it this way. I would have expected him to realize by now how much Lois hates other people-and especially him-to lie to her AND not include her in all the secrets.
Does anyone like to be lied to repeatedly? Clark's rational (if you can call it that) will be explained in the next part.

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That line popped into my head as I read the chapter! rotflol
thumbsup Great minds think alike. smile

Originally Posted by cuidadora
Originally Posted by EW
So, that's one for "There's some things that even Lois doesn't have the capacity to forgive Clark for" team.
Exactly.
Oh, dear. That's two who think Lois will never forgive him.


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Part 201

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The Truth is in the Details
***********************
clap That’s well timed!
LOIS: razz What’s well timed about the truth taking 200 parts to come out?

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Lois was once more outpacing her coworkers on stories and overtime.
To be fair, the other reporters have relationships
CAT: wave
Kids
CAT: wave
or sexual harassment suits
RALPH: wave
to deal with.

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Clark being her partner both on and off the clock had helped.
Lois now has access to superpowers 24/7 and Clark still gets to think he’s in a committed relationship with Lois?

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She didn’t know if Clark had noticed, or even cared, that they rarely spent time over at her place.
I’m not sure that’s healthy. And it also can’t be healthy that she spends the nights alone at her apartment, trying to get a good night’s rest in a place that is giving her the creeps. Probably why they sedated her at the Luthor House the last time ‘round.

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After a lecture from Perry about appropriate workplace behavior, they tried to limit their more passionate kisses for times and places when others wouldn’t be distracted.
So, just what, six months since Cat’s gone and the place is no longer able to deal with a coworker jumping another coworker on the copy-machine?

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Clark hadn’t done anything to forward their relationship past kissing. Their relationship remained firmly lodged at first base and Clark, unlike his pre-investigation self, seemed blissfully content to stay there.
Tough to date a foreign prince who still holds to those…hmm…middle-ages…nah…that’s right! ‘50s movie morals!

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She could be patient, Lois often repeated to herself. For now.
And if it doesn’t help, I’m sure [Linked Image] would be willing to help out.

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Clark had made them roast chicken breast with a Caesar salad for dinner, which tasted better than anything Chef André had ever prepared.
Maybe because of the chocolate sauce Clark has supplied instead of the balsamic vinegar?

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be absolutely…” She stumbled through her inner thesaurus and couldn’t find a better term. “— not right.”
laugh
CLARK: W.R.O.N.G. 9 points. smile
LOIS: Right. Wrong’s not a word. Try again, buddy.

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the week Heller disappeared, put her definitely
I think there might be some extraneous punctuation in there.

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“I just don’t understand how I know certain unknowable facts and totally mess up others. It’s so illogical.”
Right. Illogical.
LOIS: What?

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“Oh?” she coaxed. She knew he was Kal-El, Superman, from Krypton. What else could he reveal?
[Linked Image]
[Linked Image]
[Linked Image]

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“I’m…” Clark cleared his throat. “I’m from the future,” he replied. He exhaled as if revealing some grand truth.
[Linked Image]

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If she hadn’t known Clark could fly, this announcement probably would have shocked her more and made her give thanks that their relationship wasn’t presently carnally intimate.
CLARA: Why I was so ticked off at Emmett.

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He was talking time travel, without proof it was unbelievable.
Maybe a semicolon instead of the comma?

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I don’t exist in the future.”
jawdrop She *knows* that they will become intimate in the next couple of months?
LOIS: Duh! Wait, what’s that got to do with anything?

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“But if you met me in the future and then came back into the past prior to when we met, that me, that future me could no longer exist. That future me who didn’t fall in love with you as I have wouldn’t exist as I do now.”
[Linked Image]

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She had read enough science fiction to know that wasn’t possible. “Okay; go on.”
HERB (from another dimension): Let me guess… ‘The Time Machine’? That was written by a total quack.

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“And this future you made me the man I am today.”
There’s an ‘in’ missing smile

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“And this future you made me the man I am today.”

“Bonkers?”
clap

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Insulting that he had already been in love with her, with a different her, before he met this her… this just over a year ago her… the current her.
On the plus side, that way he at least wasn’t completely turned off by her brash demeanor and penchant for pilfering her colleagues’ stories.

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and that I, not
Extra print here.

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Nobody else had done so before… well, my adoptive folks took me in, but not since then. How could I not love you?”
So, will this not-from-Krypton/his-ex-fiancce-is-actually-right-here-next-door situation dawn on her?

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“I am pretty loveable,” she admitted.
Right.

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Clark set his hand over hers and smiled. “That you are.”
She was right.
LOIS: Duh!
Bonkers. Completely bonkers.
LOIS: Hey!

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and I’m assuming that I fell in love with you too, why did you come back into the past to a time back before we had met?”

His face paled. “Something happened and… and… we couldn’t be together.”
She married another Clark. The one from her own dimension.
WRONG CLARK: [Linked Image]

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“I lived as Superman twenty-four/seven and you… left… because… because we… couldn’t be together,”
So, he’s telling her that she’s a bad person instead of him replacing the first Lois with an imitation. Just like Lex did, come to think of it.

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He turned his head away and murmured something that sounded like “Everyone dies.”
There’s actually stories that some people joke will end that way.

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“No, you numbskull. Luthor’s actions and my actions and this stupid…” She waved her hands about her head. “— idiotic psychic ability is what got me shot. You didn’t factor into it at all!”
rotflol

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“How many times do I have to tell you that you can’t be everywhere at once?”
He’s a numbskull, so…a lot?

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There isn’t anything I can do to change the past.”

She threw her hands up into the air and screamed in frustration. “You just told me that you have the ability to travel through time!”
shock rotflol

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“No!” she said. “But you’re free to follow me. That’s what you’re good at.”
Like a creepy stalker in the night, following her into her building?

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You blame yourself for my death, don’t you?”
TEMPUS: Even I know the answer to that one. Duh!

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Her mouth opened and greedily accepted this passionate response to her words.
So, make up [Linked Image]

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Lois raised her index finger again and panted as she searched for air. “Don’t think this means we’re okay.”
CLARK: confused

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Men really didn’t understand women, did they?
[Linked Image] It would be way too boring a world otherwise?

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“Because nobody likes to be a consolation prize.”
But she’s not. She really is the best option available to him after Loises #1 and #2 got married or vanished in the Kongo.

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“So, telling me that I’m second best is supposed do what then?
Third best.
CLARK: Not. Helping.

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After everything he hadn’t told her, she decided she would let him squirm for a while.
And buy chocolates?

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“I liked you better when you weren’t such an alpha dog.”
Just wait till he starts sniffing after that blonde ADA in a couple of weeks.

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So, he told her! Kinda. Sorta. Not really.
Well…half the truth. Kinda. Sorta.

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He didn't fall in love with a future version of her. He fell in love with another Lois (a different woman) and couldn't have her because she was married.
Actually, he fell in love with the future version of this Lois, well…this Lois when she was still a cub reporter before she got older…err…

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Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 201
Part 201
***********************
The Truth is in the Details
***********************
That’s well timed!
LOIS: /razz/ What’s well timed about the truth taking 200 parts to come out?
CLARK: I'm not coming out! I mean, I like girls. That's what you meant, right?

Alternative title for this chapter: "Degrees of Truth".

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To be fair, the other reporters have relationships
Lois is IN a relationship.

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CAT: /wave/
Kids
CAT: /wave/
It hasn't been that long. Cat is still pregnant.

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or sexual harassment suits
RALPH: /wave/
to deal with.
PERRY: Ralph is no longer with the Daily Planet. Sadly, he is with the National Whisper.

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Lois now has access to superpowers 24/7 and Clark still gets to think he’s in a committed relationship with Lois?
clap So, win-win?

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I’m not sure that’s healthy. And it also can’t be healthy that she spends the nights alone at her apartment, trying to get a good night’s rest in a place that is giving her the creeps. Probably why they sedated her at the Luthor House the last time ‘round.
a-hem. This part was from Lois's POV. It's very possible that Lois's apartment was watched from bedtime until sunrise by a man in a red cape.

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So, just what, six months since Cat’s gone and the place is no longer able to deal with a coworker jumping another coworker on the copy-machine?
PERRY: No. No. Not at all. Only out in public. Supply closet and copy room are still fair... wait! Get back here! I still need someone to cover the news!

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Tough to date a foreign prince who still holds to those…hmm…middle-ages…nah…that’s right! ‘50s movie morals!
In his defense, he was born to people who were young in the 50s.

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And if it doesn’t help, I’m sure /call me Denial/ would be willing to help out.
LOIS: Great! Will you tell my boyfriend it is unlawful not to sleep with his gorgeous girlfriend. Thanks.

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Maybe because of the chocolate sauce Clark has supplied instead of the balsamic vinegar?
CLARK: [Linked Image]
LOIS: Are you sure you don't want any of this salad dressing? It's fab!

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CLARK: W.R.O.N.G. 9 points.
LOIS: Right. Wrong’s not a word. Try again, buddy.
clap Someone has to put that in a HiM rewrite.

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I think there might be some extraneous punctuation in there.
Oh, dear. Did I fall off the comma wagon again. wallbash Thanks.

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Right. Illogical.
LOIS: What?
That's what she said. Illogical.
LOIS: I know. What's his point?
CLARK: [Linked Image]

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 201
“Oh?” she coaxed. She knew he was Kal-El, Superman, from Krypton. What else could he reveal?
ER suggests: /that he's been a naughty, naughty superhero/
You know that didn't even occur to me. [Linked Image]

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ER: /suggests that Clark might be channeling his inner Emmett Brown/
Ooops. Not again. Actually, before it was Marty's dad, but that's not important. Look! More FDK. [Linked Image]

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CLARA: Why I was so ticked off at Emmett.
Was that AFTERWARDS? It's been a while since I saw BttF 3

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Maybe a semicolon instead of the comma?
You're right again! /slides over 2 points and a thank you./

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She *knows* that they will become intimate in the next couple of months?
LOIS: Duh! Wait, what’s that got to do with anything?
Yeah, that stumped Clark too.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 201
“But if you met me in the future and then came back into the past prior to when we met, that me, that future me could no longer exist. That future me who didn’t fall in love with you as I have wouldn’t exist as I do now.”
ER: /wishing EW had passed out anti-nausea time-traveling pills before this part/
Ooops. Sorry.

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HERB (from another dimension): Let me guess… ‘The Time Machine’? That was written by a total quack.
TEMPUS: /from every dimension in which he exists/ Yes, he was.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 201
“And this future you made me the man I am today.”
There’s an ‘in’ missing
There is? dizzy Perhaps a hyphen between future and you "And this future-you made me the man I am today."

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On the plus side, that way he at least wasn’t completely turned off by her brash demeanor and penchant for pilfering her colleagues’ stories.
Except Future-Lois wasn't like that. /ducking/

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Extra print here.
But it's sooooo pretty, Michael! Okay, fine. For clarity's sake, I guess I'll remove it. But don't be surprised, if it shows up elsewhere.

Pssst. Thanks.

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So, will this not-from-Krypton/his-ex-fiancce-is-actually-right-here-next-door situation dawn on her?
That might be telling, wouldn't it?

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She was right.
LOIS: Duh!
Bonkers. Completely bonkers.
LOIS: Hey!
Why is Lois bonkers thinking that she's loveable? Oh, Clark. Never mind.
LOIS: Hey!

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She married another Clark. The one from her own dimension.
WRONG CLARK: /suddenly has somewhere else he needs to be/
LOIS: Typical.
Hey, but at least she's a Lois and not a Mayson.

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So, he’s telling her that she’s a bad person instead of him replacing the first Lois with an imitation. Just like Lex did, come to think of it.
Nah, he's just telling her that everyone else here treated them horribly.

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There’s actually stories that some people joke will end that way.
Joke? No, Another Lois wasn't a joke. Oh, wait, do you meant other stories?
LEX: It was a science experiment, people! They signed disclaimers.

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He’s a numbskull, so…a lot?
rotflol

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Like a creepy stalker in the night, following her into her building?
Like a bat hovering outside of a building.

BRUCE: That's not creepy. It's cool.

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TEMPUS: Even I know the answer to that one. Duh!
/chuckle/

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ER: So, make up /noogie/?
CLARK: Ew! Michael, she's cursed.

LOIS: /deadpan/ *I'm* WHAT?

CLARK: Hold on. Let me re-phrase...

EW: I'm going to go with "no" for an answer.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 201
Lois raised her index finger again and panted as she searched for air. “Don’t think this means we’re okay.”
CLARK: /confused/
PERRY: Don't worry son. It has nothing to do with you. ALL women act like this.

CLARK: But it doesn't make sense.

PERRY: /shrugs/ And?

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It would be way too boring a world otherwise?
[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by WC 201
“Because nobody likes to be a consolation prize.”
But she’s not. She really is the best option available to him after Loises #1 and #2 got married or vanished in the Kongo.
i.e. she's 3rd runner up.

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Third best.
See!
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CLARK: Not. Helping.
Oh. Right. Look, Lois! A Fudge Castle!
LOIS: drool Where?
CLARK: thumbsup

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And buy chocolates?
LOIS: /shrugs demurely/ It wouldn't hurt.

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Just wait till he starts sniffing after that blonde ADA in a couple of weeks.
[Linked Image]

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Well…half the truth. Kinda. Sorta.
Just so that we're clear.

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Actually, he fell in love with the future version of this Lois, well…this Lois when she was still a cub reporter before she got older…err…
He fell in love with a S3 Lois and this is a S2 Lois, but Clark doesn't know it's the same woman, just us. evil


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EW: /can’t believe ER had some extra time last week/Michael? Already? I feel so missed. /is happy about being missed/
Yeah, things might just be getting back to some sort of normal. [Linked Image] Don’t tell Work about it.

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CLARK: I'm not coming out! I mean, I like girls. That's what you meant, right?
Right. He likes girls. Is that why he bought those kilts for Jimbo to wear while he’s staying over at his place?

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Alternative title for this chapter: "Degrees of Truth".
As in
*sort of a lie*
*mostly a lie*
*really just a big fat lie*
*even the National Whisper would refuse to print that one*

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Lois is IN a relationship.
Rrrrrrigt. She’s having a colleague with benefits. And small one’s at that.
RALPH: [Linked Image] Clark’s got small benefits!

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It hasn't been that long. Cat is still pregnant.
Really? It’s been…huh…yeah..I guess…

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PERRY: Ralph is no longer with the Daily Planet. Sadly, he is with the National Whisper.
LOIS: Sadly? Why *sadly*? I’ve had *two* parties since he left.

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So, win-win?
Yes. You could call it that.
LOIS’s LIBIDO: I didn’t win. razz

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It's very possible that Lois's apartment was watched from bedtime until sunrise by a man in a red cape.
Creeeeepy!
WALLY W. W. WALLDECKER: wave

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PERRY: No. No. Not at all. Only out in public. Supply closet and copy room are still fair... wait! Get back here! I still need someone to cover the news!
rotflol

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EW: /call me Denial/
clap

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LOIS: Great! Will you tell my boyfriend it is unlawful not to sleep with his gorgeous girlfriend. Thanks.
[Linked Image] : Clark, it’s unlawful for me not to sleep with your gorgeous girlfriend.
CLARK: Okay. But you’ll have to ask her, too. Mayson, what do you think?

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CLARK: W.R.O.N.G. 9 points.
LOIS: Right. Wrong’s not a word. Try again, buddy.
/EW likes the idea so much, she’ll write another epic about it/ Someone has to put that in a HiM rewrite.
Thanks. blush

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ER suggests: /that he's been a naughty, naughty superhero/
EW: You know that didn't even occur to me. /has forgotten how truly evil this reader can get when he’s writing/
[Linked Image]

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Was that AFTERWARDS? It's been a while since I saw BttF 3
Yep. They gazed the stars, talked about Jules Verne, then faded to black and then Emmett walked Clara home and told her he had a train to catch into the future. Clara was not amused.

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You're right again! /slides over 2 points and a thank you./
blush

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TEMPUS: /from every dimension in which he exists/
clap

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Perhaps a hyphen between future and you "And this future-you made me the man I am today."
Oh. Right. It was more obvious with the other past and future yous and mes. Maybe consistently hyphen them?

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Except Future-Lois wasn't like that. /ducking/
laugh She was still bossy and prone to falling off buildings.

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But don't be surprised, if it shows up elsewhere.
And there it is smile1

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Pssst. Thanks.
You’re welcome!

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That might be telling, wouldn't it?
[Linked Image]

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Hey, but at least she's a Lois and not a Mayson.
So, this Lois should be happy that Clark fell in love with a Lois from another dimension, well, this dimension in another time strand, which begs the question if dimensions aren’t just what happens when you fork the time strand, but I digress. Lois should be happy that Clark’s chasing her because he fell in love with a Lois instead of chasing her because he fell in love with a Mayson?

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Joke? No, Another Lois wasn't a joke. Oh, wait, do you meant other stories?
Yep. Other story. Other author. Much, much longer. I think. About 8000 pages in paperback format…Umm…400 parts of AL/WC/#3 a 15 pages (letter format) a part umm…okay, might actually not be longer…

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LEX: It was a science experiment, people! They signed disclaimers.
laugh

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BRUCE: That's not creepy. It's cool.
laugh

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CLARK: Ew! Michael, she's cursed.

LOIS: /deadpan/ *I'm* WHAT?
No, not *that* curse. /checks calendar/ Hmm…

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CLARK: But it doesn't make sense.

PERRY: /shrugs/ And?
clap Why you can write either very very short or very very long manuals on women.

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i.e. she's 3rd runner up.
If you like to look at the glass as mostly empty instead of still something in there…

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CLARK: Not. Helping.
EW: Oh. Right. Look, Lois! A Fudge Castle!
LOIS: /hears something shiny/ Where?
CLARK: /happy someone helped him out/
clap

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ER: Just wait till he starts sniffing after that blonde ADA in a couple of weeks.
EW: /Doesn’t want to spoil things but acts like with the baby-switcheroo from the previous 50 parts/
evil

May I have some more, now, please? grovel

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Originally Posted by Darth Michael
Yeah, things might just be getting back to some sort of normal. /shhhh/ Don’t tell Work about it.
I won't if you won't. I finished Part 215 today, so I'm celebrating by catching up on some FDK-FDK. smile

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Right. He likes girls. Is that why he bought those kilts for Jimbo to wear while he’s staying over at his place?
CLARK: What? Olsen isn't a Scottish name?

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
Alternative title for this chapter: "Degrees of Truth".
As in
*sort of a lie*
*mostly a lie*
*really just a big fat lie*
*even the National Whisper would refuse to print that one*
CLARK: I was going for more of an Obi-Wan sort of truth.

Originally Posted by ER
Originally Posted by EW
Lois is IN a relationship.
Rrrrrrigt. She’s having a colleague with benefits. And small one’s at that.
RALPH: /I've got benefits? THUD/
Clark’s got small benefits!
A small colleague? Is that why Ralph showed up?
CLARK: What do you mean I've got small benefits? I get to spend time with Lois. Them some big ol' benefits.
PERRY: huh what? It's in his contract.

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PERRY: Ralph is no longer with the Daily Planet. Sadly, he is with the National Whisper.
LOIS: Sadly? Why *sadly*? I’ve had *two* parties since he left.
Because they'll still bump into him.
NATIONAL WHISPER: Lois Lane cheating on Superman with Super Dud!
CLARK: Gee, thanks, Ralph.

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LOIS: Great! Will you tell my boyfriend it is unlawful not to sleep with his gorgeous girlfriend. Thanks.
/Call Me Denial/ : Clark, it’s unlawful for me not to sleep with your gorgeous girlfriend.
CLARK: Okay. But you’ll have to ask her, too. Mayson, what do you think?
Daniel: Wow, she's prettier than Lois.
LOIS: What?!

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EW: Was that AFTERWARDS? It's been a while since I saw BttF 3
ER: Yep. They gazed the stars, talked about Jules Verne, then faded to black and then Emmett walked Clara home and told her he had a train to catch into the future. Clara was not amused.
Did you know that 6/9/2015 was the date in the future that Marty McFly flew to? How's that new hoverboard?

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EW: Hey, but at least she's a Lois and not a Mayson.
ER: So, this Lois should be happy that Clark fell in love with a Lois from another dimension, well, this dimension in another time strand, which begs the question if dimensions aren’t just what happens when you fork the time strand, but I digress. Lois should be happy that Clark’s chasing her because he fell in love with a Lois instead of chasing her because he fell in love with a Mayson?
So, no?

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EW: Joke? No, Another Lois wasn't a joke. Oh, wait, do you meant other stories?
ER: Yep. Other story. Other author. Much, much longer. I think. About 8000 pages in paperback format…Umm…400 parts of AL/WC/#3 a 15 pages (letter format) a part umm…okay, might actually not be longer…
Hmmmm. Maybe I should write original fiction for profit. But first I have a story or 3 to finish here.

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CLARK: Ew! Michael, she's cursed.

LOIS: /deadpan/ *I'm* WHAT?
ER: No, not *that* curse. /checks calendar/ Hmm…
Pregnant? peep

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May I have some more, now, please? grovel
Um... Soon... ish. blush


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