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Being mother to the next generation of Supers would be considered a valuable contribution to the world.
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So, just 3 more years. I guess, he should keep his secret a couple more years, just to be on the safe side…

She’s like a hyena after she’s smelled blood.

A Pulitzer before he’s thirty? And since he has one year less…

‘a’ missing.

I just found the missing ‘a’ from before.

Michael

Darth Michael: Well, only if you consider Ancient History to be stuff already on the Archives. Thanks this extra dose of chocolate.

CLARK: Gees. Give me a minute. Can I kiss her first?

Nope. Nope. Nope.

Really, even after I told you this was another Prankster rewrite?

LOIS: Who are you calling a harpy?

CLARK: Well, ... um... sometimes, she still has a raincoat on.

LOIS: Who said that? I didn't say that.
CLARK: /looks at hand in air and slowly lowers it/

Nope, too soon.

CLARK: Hey, after seeing her in that harem costume, I made a vow to always be Lois's friend.

I don't think E1-3 are suitable for kids at all. Actually, since I don't own E1-3 (nor plan on ever owning them), my kids have only seen and loved E4-6 (original version without added special FX.) But with the LW movies, it's best to watch them in order.

Worse.
CLARK: Lex visited your bedroom?
LOIS: He's dead, remember?
CLARK: /thinks about this/ Still not seeing how that isn't worse.

Well, I figure after being Clark's partner for a year and half, she's made herself at home.
CLARK: Yeah, Clark. Making love with me would totally tick off mommy dearest! Let's do it!
CLARK: That's the one.

-- Continuation of Response to Michael's FDK

Ooops.

When did Clark become a vampire? Oh, wait. That's right, in Twilight. My bad.

WRONG CLARK: Um... complicated woman?

LOIS: /gives Lex Linda King's email address/

That's not what I meant!

She's looking for someone with Hugh's charm but Mel's body.

CLARK: Um... I love you, too... like a sister.

LexCorp Press Release: Our Kryptonite fertilizer will make everything grow big and strong. Check out this farmboy!

LOIS: Say, what?

Which is why he mentioned all three.

LOIS: What 'girl'?

CLARK: Because it wouldn't be?

Pre-TOGOM

ELLEN: Oh, you're so right, honey. He's a much better man than Lex Luthor. /touches Clark's chest/ Is it all muscle?

Capture as marriage.
LEX: Same diff.

CLARK: Um... but I'm saving myself for marriage.
LOIS: Well, bye Kent. Nice knowing you! /takes out mobile phone/ Jimmy? You available?

LOIS: I meant in my career.



You went MIA for a while this past spring.

I know. I know. My almost completed new UW story is a whopping 2 parts. Thanks for dropping by!

I just noticed that somehow I missed commenting on the story.

It was fun how both Lois and Clark were convinced that the other was joking. Also sad that Clark thought Lois had loved Luthor.

I have to say Lois's mothers "you could be a rich, billionaire widow" line was horrible.

John: Another surprise FDK! Makes my day.
It's back from early May. The boards were pretty busy back then.

They were joking... at times.

It was the only logical reason that he could come up with that Lois would choose Luthor over himself.

That's just Ellen trying to find the silver lining to Lois's awful wedding day, knowing her daughter never loved Lex. Not that I've ever met a mother who would ever say such a thing to their daughter (that I know of), but one often sees them in stories and on TV.

I think I still have some stories left over from last year’s Kerths…

You’re welcome!


LEX: You don’t kiss your breed mare. That’s what concubines are for.
LOIS: And he wonders why he’s gone splat on the concrete.

I had already started reading before that. And I forgot again, too…





I was just thinking regular odors, but yeah, whatever works.


LEX: /holds up owner’s manual that looks oddly like a bundle of 100-dollar bills/

LEX: Isn’t my wife the greatest?

Yeah. /maintains own statement is still funnier/

ASABI: I can help!

LOIS: So…let’s do it like the hicks?



Oops?

See? That’s why I’m the one with the 3 Kerth Awards.

Another two-volume story! And you haven’t even finished yet your current trilogy!

Michael

My. Game of Thrones really has put you behind.

CLARK: Can't she be both?

CLARK: I'm saving myself for marriage!
LOIS: Why? Is there something un-super about you that you don't want me to find out about?

CLARK: Yep. Being in Lois's company is benefit enough.

My son would probably like it, but it was so horrendous I don't know if I could sit through it again.

Yeah. I don't let them listen to music produced after 1995 either. I prefer that they can name every Beatle than lipsink to Justin Beeber.

LOIS: Zombie Lex or Vampire Lex vs. my mother? It's a toss up.

Fell for it again, didn't he?

Ooops. Thanks.

Now Linda is Lex's wife.
CLARK: I don't know, Lois. I still think you could be arrested for aiding and abetting a murder.
LINDA:/dressed in black/ How was I supposed to know he'd fall to his death when I pushed him?

I'm sorry that I cannot deny that as well.


MEL & HUGH:

CLARK: Oh, I'm sorry, Lois. You wanted to go swimming?
LOIS: Well, I wanted to get wet...
CLARK:
LOIS: That's NOT what I meant!

No. No. Just a two parter. I'm still not sure about it. Part 1 and Part 2 feel so completely off (and different). It might need to age longer on my hard drive. /sigh/

Sadly, no. GoT is just an hour a week for two and a half months. Okay, two hours with re-watching… Work on the other hand

R. DeNiro’s Godfather from Analyze This: She kisses my children with that mouth.
CLARK: I don’t think we should ask criminals for advice on our love life.
LUCY: But they do know their way around a pair of handcuffs.
CLARK: Or your sister.

He’s got control issues and starts to…float when he gets uber-excited?

LOIS: So, platonic?
CLARK: Platonic

He’s too easy.
WRONG CLARK: Just like her.

Michael

Perhaps a kindly written note from Santa suggesting that the elves need at least 80+ hours off during the week, other than during the time of 10pm and 6am?

Just my luck.

RIGHT LOIS with WRONG CLARK: Does he also take walk-ins?

Michael

LOIS: INCLUDING the hours between 10-6. 24x7= 168 hours. 40 hour work week (at least, here in the States), gives us 128 hours of non-work time, minus 56 sleep hours, leaves... 72 hours of leisure time or roughly 10 hours a day or 8 hours a day M-F, and 32 hours on your two days off. (Sure doesn't feel like that much, does it?) Hmmmm. That doesn't add up right, though. Well, I guess we'll have to cut the work week by a hour and 15 minutes each day to make the numbers crunch accurately...
ELVES: Union! Union! Union!
SANTA: /naughty list/ Lois Lane...

BRUCE: I don't know. Put on this leather cat-suit and I'll see, Cinderella.

LOIS: I'm not going to dignify that with a response.
LEX: We slept together? When? LEX-C!

Michael

LEX: Now, I'm torn between being proud and being furious.

Also, aren't we having fun with characters from another one of my stories?

Wonderful story! I love the twist on The Prankster (I've always loved that scene between them), and how Lois is more scared of her mom than of the death threats from the psychotic prankster. Poor Clark, he had no way of knowing exactly what he was getting himself into when he fell for her! I love the conversation and the ease it flowed between them -- but boy, it was pretty heart-wrenching when Clark told her that he was sure Luthor had known she loved him. To think he's had that in his head the whole time -- I love that it was brought out here, and shows how there's more than one reason for his reluctance to have his heart broken again after those events! It was also sad how he thought she was only saying all this to let her stay over, though I did laugh out loud when he had to stop and think, 'wait, she'll find out my secret if she stays here that long!' LOL! A bit late, there, but I love it because it shows how clearly he puts her needs above his own.

Such a great jaw-dropping moment when he finally gave in and told her what he wanted and that he wanted it all with her. It was equal parts romantic and tragic because of how much those two have their wires crossed, but yay! for the ending. Love the phrasing of her winning his heart by promising that Superman would never come between them -- very skillful bit of wordplay there!

Such a fun story -- really a treat to read!

AntiKryptonite: Thank you for awe-inspiring comments. I graciously accept them.

Thank you. This mean a lot coming from such a fantastic writer as yourself.

This one was inspired by a vacation trip to my mom's.

Hee-Hee. No, he didn't.

Well, she had broken his heart once, so he's even more reluctant to offer it to her again, even if his feelings have increased.

Perry and Jimmy can stay for a week and nobody would be the wiser, but Lois Lane stay over? What was he thinking? Him putting her needs before his own has always been one of my favorite things about Clark.

Thank you. I love it when Clark says one thing, but means another. That's always fun to write... challenging but fun.

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I hope your reappearance on our boards means you will grace us with another one of your beautiful stories. /hint, hint/