Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Fun with Polls How should we kill him? Let us vote the ways... ;)

Kill who? Well, our favourite villain, of course! Nuff said!

So what's your favourite death?

PS - oh, and naturally I forgot the 'other - please post' option, so forgive me and please post if that applies to you! Or post anyway.


Wendy

Hi Wendy

you see I had to reply right after you so I'd see No! He should never die with 50% of result.

I know it will be downhill in a minute or two, but still.

For those who are there, planning to kill Lex, I plead: Please don't kill him. He has suffered enough. Kill the prankster! he's still alive. You can even harm Dan (I will survive), but please don't do anything to my hero! He deserves the best because he always had the best!

MDL. (who can't understand the fun people have, making these cruel polls, concerning her hero's death.)

How about all of the above?

Kaethel

I'm with Kae, all of the above sounds perfectly delightful.

Sas

I picked sharks, but only because it fits nicely with what I have in mind. Strip him of flesh in 1-inch strips, then dip him in the ocean... I think I've been reading too much.

Burning is best, because it's s-l-o-w, it's spectacular, it's the most likely of them all to actually happen (okay, not including the bus thing), it's got a certain beauty (oh, those pretty flames), and there's a certain symbolism there - he roasts in hell.

Yvonne

PS: Poisoning would be quite good, too. I particularly like the idea of a DOA-type poisoning - where he knows he's been poisoned, he knows there's no antidote, and it takes him a while to die. Maybe he even knows *who* poisoned him. Ooh, I like that one best, I think!

Ooh, and I think you've just got yourself another story idea, Y!

Wendy

I picked the hand grenade in the trousers, but one thing I think would be worse is if Lex died of an incurable disease, something painful and sort of slow (three/four months lingering) like the evil King in Braveheart, helpless to avoid news of Lois and Clark happily together. And even better if all his evil deeds came back to haunt him while he's lingering on his deathbed.

TEEEEEEEEEEJ

Crispy Critter Crispy Critter!

Kill him... with kindness?

Tank (who thinks that someone who wants Lois can't be all bad... can he?)

2!!!!!!!!!!!!

Run over by a bus! Think about it: The third richest man in the world, such a charming, interesting, fascinating, intelligent, twisted personality, with sources everywhere, someone who hires everyone he needs to do his dirty work, someone who controls the underworld... run over by a bus! Isn't it ridiculously funny?

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Thanks, Anna, I'm pleased you liked it

Btw, does everybody know which fanfic goes with which death? I think I know all of them, though one of my guesses is a little shaky...

PJ

I couldn't pick. Could we have them all?

Well, I think the hand grenade is one of Phil's and the shark is definitely one of Wendy's - but with my hen's memory don't come looking to me for titles.

Also think the popsicle and birds is from Masques. Although don't quote me - it's been a while. <G>

LabRat

You're doing good, Labby <g> The hand grenade is from Phil's finale to Season 6, and the shark is from Wendy's "When Lightning Strikes Twice." And yeah, I'm pretty sure the popsicle/birds thing is from Masques <g>

The one I'm unsure about is the quantum disruptor, but for some reason I'm thinking it was something by Yvonne...

Who knows the other ones?

PJ

Weeeell, to be wholly accurate, the the DNA grenade stuffed into Lex's waistband was to make sure there would be no subsequent cloning. What really killed him was the gunshot in the mouth.

I refer you all here and here for further detail, including Emily's degenerating DNA and Phil's flash-frying of Lex by the Vatman clone. I'm assuming those folders were what inspired Wendy to create this poll, considering her topic name.

Hazel

I'm with SuperRoo. Let's use them all. I want to make sure that he can't come back to haunt us. I hated when they had him come back in the series. I have always detested shows where they bring back characters later in the series. If your dead your dead. If not then your missing and say so. My least favorite episodes was when he messed up LnC's wedding. So lets disrupt his atoms, fry him to a crisp, make ice cubes out of his ashes and feed those to a shark that no one kind find. Let's be rid of him once and for all. A new villian can always be created to challenge our hero.

Certainly think that might do the trick. LOL.

Eaten alive by a shark. Just for the irony of the situation. I mean, which would eat which?

Plus me wonders how high Lex ranks as shark deli material.

Carole