9. When you you need new inspiration to write your summer fanfication story, which can only happen out-of-state.
(Or at least, that's what you keep telling yourself.)
10. You need to give Michael time to catch up with your other readers on your story.
11. Your name is Sue S. and you want your readers (currently looking like this
) to react like this
everytime they check for a new part ...
... and there isn't one.
/psst. Sue, you can come back, now. We're already there!/
12. You need an excuse to...
a. -- write more parts of your story without posting new ones.
b. -- have time to read the notes/suggestions from your GEs and return them, so LabRat has new stories to post on the Archives.
c. -- catch up on reading other people's stories.