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Since I'm not going to get any sleep with a 3yo on a frosting high...
Rock. Hard place. Me.
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Oh my God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!
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Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
"Curiosity... The Continuing Saga"
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Drop the towel, baby, drop the towel.
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Okay, you know how that people say that Tulsa is the Paris of Oklahoma?
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
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Bear overboard! I think he's drowning.
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Thirteen bathrooms in this place ... and I threw up in the coat closet.
Clark: "You don't even know the meaning of the word 'humility,' do you?"
Lois: "Never had a need to find out its meaning."
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Okay, obviously you don’t know much about the U.S. government.
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And I'm going to go get drunk.
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Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags.
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If I won $5,000 I'd join a gym, build up my upper body and hit Richard from behind with a stick!
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Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!
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Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I don’t do porn.
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That’s always appropriate!
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What a weird way to kick me when I'm down.
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And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!
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Well, at least you didn’t rent yours from a store called It’s Not Too Late.
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They’re just uh…ground beef smileys.
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What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Gooooood.
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...the more I worried about it the more I couldn’t sleep. Y’know? I was like, if I fall asleep now I’ll get six hours sleep, but if I fall asleep now I’ll get five hours sleep. Not matter what I did I couldn’t fall asleep.
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I tried attacking two women; did not work.
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