Yeah, as a pediatrician, I think I've seen more than my fair share of strange/disturbing names.
I've heard both of those.
I have also seen "Female" - pronounced "Fah-mall-ee".
Abcde - pronounced "ab-si-dee".
Twin boys named Lemonjello and Orangejello - "Leh-mon-gu-low" and "Or-on-gu-low".
I also have KingDavid, SirAnthony, Mister, EmpressJadazia...etc...
We have fun in the clinic and the ER just looking at the schedule. But SO sad for some of these kids.
Jill