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 LOL!!! That was great!
Superman: I hear you've been looking for me.
Lois: All my life.
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Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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LOL! Very cute.
I knew when I saw your name on a short vignette, it would be something eye catching and funny, and you didn't disappoint. Cute idea and great tag-line.
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Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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Columnist
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lol  Karla
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-- Ooops! Brb, I just remembered something! 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Poor, poor fish!
"How many times must I tell you? Queens consume nectars and ambrosia, not hot dogs."
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What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Lois is Lex's clutches? In the Congo...? Nope, nope, and nope! Priceless and perfect. Hazel
Lois: You know the deal.
Clark: Superman gets the guys in capes, Lois and Clark get the guys in suits.
-- Action Comics 827
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lol that rocked! I've got this one fish that refuses to die, I haven't fed it in months or cleaned its tank and yet it still lives. I'm waiting for it to die so I can go marine. I'm sure he feels the same way Lois' fish does, hehee.
Avatar: Michael Clarke, awesome Aussie cricket player
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Originally posted by Fearless Monkey:
lol that rocked! I've got this one fish that refuses to die, I haven't fed it in months or cleaned its tank and yet it still lives. I'm waiting for it to die so I can go marine. I'm sure he feels the same way Lois' fish does, hehee. LOL. For real! I have no idea how my fish is still alive. I remember the first time my best friend saw the tank, she said, "Uh...JD, I think you're fish is dead." And I replied with, "No, no, you just have to thump the tank." I flicked it a bunch of times, and then suddenly the fish jumped and started moving again.  Anywho, thank you all again for reading! I appreciate it so much! Jen
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Jen ROTFL!! I thoroughly enjoyed it. Tricia 
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