Something completely random I learned.
Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour.
(It also does something to your mental capacity, but that's another matter.)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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