I'm not sure what I want to be. I've been pulling my hair out over what I want to be or rather what I am allowed to do...
Since I am not allowed to dress up, as I said last year, since I work in the evil corporate atmosphere on the floor were the evil big-wigs are when they are in town.
My goal is to make people laugh and I thought maybe I could be a CNN correspondent. I can interview them about the tumultuous time the accounting department will have with the Saskatchewan PST (provincial sales tax) reducing from 7% to 5%. There are many jokes associated with those from Saskatchewan so I'm going to go with that and some
lame stress jokes.
Last year I was Clark Kent, so I can't do that this year. That was a total unexpected hit. It was even brought up in a meeting six months later by someone not even in my department.
I thought I could be a VP (vice-president). There seems to be so many of those at work. I swear I must work in VP land. I would wear a tie and dress up. I have many ties.
I don't want to pretend I'm a psyco or a mind reader...something in that realm.
A co-worker who has a position 'above' me suggested I should dress up and freak out the management into thinking I was going for an interview. She said that would be freaky going into the year end rush and all. MUHAHAHA.
Any ideas? Well if no one says anything - HAPPY HALLOWE'EN!