Yesterday at work our security guard Mac was playing on his cell phone, trying to turn something off. I volunteered to help him, but couldn't, so he said he'd just get out the manual and find out. I said, "Imagine that, a man looking in the manual for instructions!"
He said-(I'm *not* making this up)
"Trust me, I'm not your typical male." I almost dropped his phone!!! I wanted to say, 'you wouldn't happen to know...."