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Mere introduced us to this little gem on irc and we've been falling over laughing all evening: Job Predictor I think my personal favourite so far is: Tony Blair your ideal job is in a land far, far away.  LabRat ![[Linked Image]](http://www.sg1archive.com/forums/html/emoticons/scotland.gif) (not so sure about the fact that her ideal job is bunny slayer...)
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
The Musketeers
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TJ, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy. What the hell? Gee, I wonder what all the other members of the Republican party message board will think of me. Then again I *do* respect Caribou. TEEEEEEJ EDIT: When I put in my full name it said this: Patricia XXXXXXXX, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer. Now *THAT'S* Funny because Rabbit was the first animal I ever killed with a gun. "kiww da wabbit" TEEEEEJ Edit #2!!!: MY girls (ages 11 and 6) are respectively,...one computer nerd and one super hero. My poor hubby is a lap dancer  My sign on name says this: TJ Gruffs, Your ideal job is a Dog Walker. I hope CC doesn't mind but this was just too freaking funny: CC Aiken, Your ideal job is a Pirate. and Tank: Tank Wilson, Your ideal job is a Puppeteer. I better let you guys do this yourself, I'm getting selfish.... 
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ROFL!! Yeah, we've been rolling on the floor, laughing our butts off on IRC the past hour! Pel - your ideal job is a superhero. "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's just a guy in a.. oh.. no, no, wait... it looks like.. hmm.. nah, it *is* a bird. It's Super-Pel!"
Such a little thing really, a kiss...most people don't give it a moment's consideration. They kiss on meeting, they kiss on parting, that simple touching of flesh is taken entirely for granted as a basic human right.
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I hope CC doesn't mind but this was just too freaking funny:
CC Aiken, Your ideal job is a Pirate. Course, if you just put in C C it's as a Stand Up Comedian. <G> They got that one right! LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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This is hilarious! And so true. <g> Saskia, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work? That's just me, except I do work... money, you know.  And then there was this: Saskia Kooistra, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.  You mean I'm supposed to kill all those spiders and bugs on *my* own? *shudder* Saskia
I tawt I taw a puddy cat!
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I'm a top gun pilot. LOL.
Actually, I used to want to be a pilot for over 10 years when I was younger.
That would be cool.
I've converted to lurk-ism... hopefully only temporary.
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Ok, this is not right. Um, it says my sister should be a brain surgeon . I put in my advisor's name and he is supposed to be God. Yeah, probably. That fits. And when I put my name in, I am also a God. . Now that is totally accurate. When I put my nickname in, it says I should be a Top Gun Pilot. Yeah, you've got to be kidding. I'm anti- everything military related -- anti-killing (except humanely for medical research purposes), anti-gun, anti-war, anti-military. My bleeding heart liberal friends and my parents would die if anyone they knew were a Top Gun Pilot. I'll stick with being God, I think. - Laura 
Laura "The Yellow Dart" U. (Alicia U. on the archive)
"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." -- Christopher Reeve
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Oh Cool! My ideal job is a Mad Scientist! I've always wanted to be one. I have the Ph.D. in Physics, and not one but two beautiful daughters (all mad scientists have a beautiful daughter - it's in the rules). I have a "dungeon" (a home office in the basement), so all I need is a castle with a laboratory and I'm all set.
Frank
Monolithic biavicide ......... Killing two birds with one stone
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Hey, I want a recount!
It says my job would be a second-hand car salesman.
Geez. Does this mean I need to go out and buy a cheesy toupe?
Lynn
You know that boy'd walk on water for you? Or he'd drown tryin'. -Perry White to Lois in Just Say Noah
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LOL well I'd like to be Dean's fluffer but I don't see that happening in this lifetime<g>
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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Okay...mine's not so funny.  Sara Kraft, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber. My full name...watch out Tony Blair! Sara **** Kraft, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister. No comment on this one: skfolc, Your ideal job is a Unemployed. This one is just disturbing! And funny. My dad's name here, Your ideal job is a Porn Star. I'm sure everyone tried this one already...it's pretty funny. Lois Lane, Your ideal job is a Professional Tramp. Well, at least Clark and I have something in common. Clark Kent, Your ideal job is a Suicide Bomber. Sara (who thinks her ideal job is the serving one she has now, if only because I have to wear a tie and I get a big kick out of loosening it. )
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Tricia, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work? Sure! I have a full time teaching position and I have a business employing myself and three other people.  Patricia, Your ideal job is a Satan. I give up!!  Tricia 
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Oh Lord, this I gotta try: *insert full name* Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer. Whoohoo! There you have it, folks! No more art school for me! I've found my calling in life! Or how about this one (one of my s/n's): paintingshadows, Your ideal job is a Topless Model Maybe I'll stick to painting. JD PS, I got a huge kick out of this. I typed in my sister's name: Beth, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow.
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Depending on how I put my name in, my ideal job is one of the following:
Real full name: Shoplifting.
Everyday name: Supermodel.
Internet nickname: Permanent Temp.
Full name with the last name I should have had, and have been thinking of officially switching to: Professional Tramp.
So, I guess I'm a Supermodel, who shoplifts only for the purposes of official doccuments, does temp work on the 'net, and is considering becoming a tramp. Hmmm.
Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." (Albus Dumbledore, CoS)
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rivka, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work? No, I do! Really! I have like a job now, with a paycheck and everything! rivkagila, Your ideal job is a Lumberjack. *sings* Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok . . . ! Rivka (last name), Your ideal job is a Nun. Riiiiiight . . . Rivka (maiden name), Your ideal job is a Astrologer. Well, if it's written in the stars, who am I to disagree? My oldest is apparently destined to be a computer nerd or a *snicker* church minister; my son shares a job description with Jen's sister Beth; and my littlest has a future killing rabbits. That last one I believe -- I have a few stuffed bunnies waiting in the "hospital" for repairs due to excessive loving.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Your ideal job is a Topless Model. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, this came a little too close to real life. Just because I temp, that doesn't mean it's my "ideal" job. I entered my name as "Emily M. Hanson" and it said that my ideal job was "Permanent Temp." :rolleyes: Although I entered it without my middle initial, and then it said "a bearded lady in the circus."
I believe there's a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. -- Aunt May, Spider-Man 2
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OK, I played along, and I'm rolling on the floor!  Wouldn't this program like to know that I have a full-time 24/7/365 job?! First and last says I should be a Reality TV show star.  But when I added his last name, it said he should be a professional prostitute. 
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ok... my job is to be a mermaid... and my boyfriend should be a clown... but if i marry him then i would be a professional hippy... I guess at least one of them the job predictor got right. guess who?
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
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