I took my brother (who is 8 years old) to Mcdonalds together with my friend. Soon he started to really get on my nerves and draw attention, and then we hear this old lady sitting not too far from us say, 'if she wants to have a relationship with this boy, she better stick around." Me and my friend started laughing like crazy and then my brother says, just as she gets up and comes closer to us to exit, "If I were you I wouldn't listen to old ladies."

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Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?

(The X-Files)