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From a news site I frequent:

15 Fun Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in Housewares . . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers ou'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least:

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Missy (who hopes people don't think her mind is too warped, but I found this funny smile1 )

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Thanks, Missy!

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I'm not sure I would ever have the guts to do one of these things, but they certainly are funny! rotflol


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I hate WalMart -- I am not allowed to shop there (my parents forbade me) because of political views -- I come from a VERY liberal family and WalMart is way too conservative for my parents. But these are hillarious -- and you could do them at Target or KMart, too wink .

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Thanks, I so needed a laugh just now.

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I liked this so much, I shared it with friends on another forum.

I found out, someone decided 15 wasn't enough. From here :

FIFTY Fun Things to Do at Walmart

(I edited out the ones Missy already covered wink )

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW; especially in thin, narrow aisles.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing departments, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "....I'm Batman. Come, Robin- to the Batcave!"

26. Toilet paper as much of the store as you can.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock...i.e. "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: "Marco Polo."

43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc....

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CDs in Electronics.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.


*BONUS* Attempt all of the above during the same visit.


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It's not on the list, but me and my friends liked playing volleyball in Walmart...

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You guys!!!!!

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My supervisors would have called the cops on you if you'd done most of the stuff on the lists - certainly I would have been yelling for security if I had caught you while I was a greeter for WalMart five years ago... Calling a code 13, sheesh! Do you actually know what code 13 means there???

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13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends using the entire store as your playing field.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock...i.e. "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
Lol, I've done all of those. So much fun...


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LOL, Riv! rotflol

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12. Play with the automatic doors.
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14. While walking through the clothing departments, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
(in an Accesorize shop).

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We just tend to loiter in the section with the office chairs. I mean, what else is there to do on Saturday nights in Boilermaker country when you don't drink?

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11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
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