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You too can be...EVIL! #196565 05/06/03 04:59 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA rivka OP Merriwether
OP rivka Merriwether Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA	It is Written that El is Evil. It is also Written that Elle is Evil-In-Training (EIT). Have you ever wished that you too could be Evil? Your wish can now come true! Positions are now being filled in the Evil Minions(TM). Apply below! Explain why you wish to become an Evil Minion(TM), and what your qualifications are. You also have the option of nominating others. Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. - Under the Tuscan Sun

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196566 05/06/03 05:18 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 317 Canada Bumpkin Beat Reporter
Bumpkin Beat Reporter Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 317 Canada	I nominate Rivka for starting this topic <g> Marns ~pobody's nerfect

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196567 05/06/03 05:54 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,569 Third star to the right and st... HatMan Pulitzer
HatMan Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,569 Third star to the right and st...	fun topic, rivka. i don't think i'm evil. i don't particularly want to be evil. otoh, i do like the song "evil spelled backwards is live" (by sydney shaw), even if i can't find the lyrics, and i did create thugor\'s discount henchmen ... of course, i don't tend to post multi-part stories very much, so i don't leave the readers hanging at awkward spots particularly often... so, i don't know... maybe i'm sort of evil? Paul When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196568 05/06/03 06:00 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA rivka OP Merriwether
OP rivka Merriwether Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA	Would anyone care to second either of these nominations? Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. - Under the Tuscan Sun

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196569 05/06/03 06:08 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,627 Gulf Shores, AL Shadow Pulitzer
Shadow Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,627 Gulf Shores, AL	Yeah, I'll second the nomination on Rivka. As for me, nope I really don't qualify as evil until I start writing fanfic again and post some seriously mean cliffhangers. Until then... "Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196570 05/06/03 06:12 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 67 the valley in cali Ja-10 Freelance Reporter
Ja-10 Freelance Reporter Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 67 the valley in cali	LOL!! at Bumpkin. I agree, Rivka= EVIL .

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196571 05/06/03 06:25 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA rivka OP Merriwether
OP rivka Merriwether Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA	Ok, so I am now officially Evil. Lovely! Who's next? (hums the Tom Lehrer song ) Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. - Under the Tuscan Sun

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196572 05/06/03 06:27 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA rivka OP Merriwether
OP rivka Merriwether Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA	Hmm, and I believe I'll second Paul. I remember those Henchmen! Next? Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. - Under the Tuscan Sun

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196573 05/06/03 06:57 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,202 the Netherlands Saskia Top Banana
Saskia Top Banana Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,202 the Netherlands	Don't think it's a good idea to say this... But I nominate Anna! She keeps claiming to be a little angel, but I know better! And if you read her story EAJ you'd agree with me. Okay, now I'm gonna go looking for a hiding place. Fun topic, btw, Rivka. It does make you evil too. Saskia I tawt I taw a puddy cat!

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196574 05/06/03 07:01 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,569 Third star to the right and st... HatMan Pulitzer
HatMan Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,569 Third star to the right and st...	okay, something weird going on here... 8 replies and no one has mentioned wendy? there are a few others i can think of, offhand, but i think i'll let someone else nominate them, just to be sure... :p Paul When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196575 05/06/03 07:11 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA rivka OP Merriwether
OP rivka Merriwether Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA	I'll second both Anna and Wendy, from personal experience. And then there were four... Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. - Under the Tuscan Sun

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196576 05/06/03 07:49 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 713 Glendale, CA BanAnna Columnist
BanAnna Columnist Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 713 Glendale, CA	Saskia and Rivka, I am SHOCKED! I am not evil! If anyone is evil, it's Saskia. She's been BRing EAJALAC and she's constantly telling me not to kill Lois and then asking for more smoochies. I think she's gone off the deep end of evil! I, otoh, am an angel. ~Anna

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196577 05/06/03 09:36 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,362 Scotland LabRat Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner
LabRat Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,362 Scotland	Definitely Carol. Have you seen where she's left off In Sickness and In Health Part 4? Nuff said. Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal. The Musketeers

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196578 05/06/03 09:37 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 332 Italy, EU Elena Beat Reporter
Elena Beat Reporter Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 332 Italy, EU	Amateurs... El Methos: "I'm easily amused." (Indiscretions - Highlander: The Series)

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196579 05/06/03 09:39 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,099 Chatellerault, France, Europea... Kaethel Top Banana
Kaethel Top Banana Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,099 Chatellerault, France, Europea...	I'm nominating LabRat, since she hasn't posted Second Degree Burns yet!!!!!!!! Kaethel (who knows this is going to get her called a "trollop" ) - I'm your partner. I'm your friend. - Is that what we are? - Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are. ~ Rick Castle and Kate Beckett ~ Knockout ~

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196580 05/06/03 09:45 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,362 Scotland LabRat Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner
LabRat Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,362 Scotland	But, yes, you're a trollop, anyway. :p Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal. The Musketeers

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196581 05/07/03 01:52 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 522 Surrey, BC Melisma Columnist
Melisma Columnist Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 522 Surrey, BC	I was gonna stay out of this thread. But I have to vote for LabRat as a truly evil author tonight. She just posted what was supposed to be the last installment of her current (very excellent, very engaging, full of cliffhangers) nfic, and would you believe there was a nasty little TBC at the end of the part, not the expected THE END??? And yeah, it was a TERRIBLE place to stop - just as it looked like Clark was gonna give Lois a revelation. GRRRRRRRR... This author is as bad as TPTB who ended Season 2 with "Lois, will you marry me?" "Clark..." Melisma (under her Rock, not sure how she's gonna make it to Friday, when the now supposedly final part has been promised...) Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196582 05/07/03 03:17 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA rivka OP Merriwether
OP rivka Merriwether Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,587 Los Angeles, CA, USA	Oh, dear, the El is Unimpressed. Welcome, Labby! And then there were 7. Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly. - Under the Tuscan Sun

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196583 05/07/03 03:47 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 224 Scotland Loriel Eris Hack from Nowheresville
Loriel Eris Hack from Nowheresville Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 224 Scotland	I was going to vote for LabRat, then I realised she had posted another part of Epiphany so she couldn't be that evil. Boy was I wrong! If you haven't voted already, I urge you exercise your right to vote and vote for LabRat! Loriel "Inappropriate attachment" didn't begin to cover the depth of the feelings Vaughn had for Sydney Bristow. ~Ties That Bind by RJ Anderson~ I ramble at http://www.livejournal.com/~loriel_eris

Re: You too can be...EVIL! #196584 05/07/03 04:59 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,362 Scotland LabRat Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner
LabRat Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 9,362 Scotland	/me hangs her head and looks thoroughly ashamed of herself.... ...but points out that no true, full-blooded author could really have done any differently. Evil and cliffhangers are in our nature. LabRat Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal. The Musketeers

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