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It is Written that El is Evil. It is also Written that Elle is Evil-In-Training (EIT). Have you ever wished that you too could be Evil? Your wish can now come true! Positions are now being filled in the Evil Minions(TM). Apply below! Explain why you wish to become an Evil Minion(TM), and what your qualifications are. You also have the option of nominating others.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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I nominate Rivka for starting this topic <g>
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fun topic, rivka. i don't think i'm evil. i don't particularly want to be evil. otoh, i do like the song "evil spelled backwards is live" (by sydney shaw), even if i can't find the lyrics, and i did create thugor\'s discount henchmen ... of course, i don't tend to post multi-part stories very much, so i don't leave the readers hanging at awkward spots particularly often... so, i don't know... maybe i'm sort of evil? Paul
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Would anyone care to second either of these nominations?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Yeah, I'll second the nomination on Rivka. As for me, nope I really don't qualify as evil until I start writing fanfic again and post some seriously mean cliffhangers. Until then...
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Ok, so I am now officially Evil. Lovely! Who's next? (hums the Tom Lehrer song )
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Hmm, and I believe I'll second Paul. I remember those Henchmen! Next?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Don't think it's a good idea to say this... But I nominate Anna! She keeps claiming to be a little angel, but I know better! And if you read her story EAJ you'd agree with me. Okay, now I'm gonna go looking for a hiding place. Fun topic, btw, Rivka. It does make you evil too. Saskia
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okay, something weird going on here... 8 replies and no one has mentioned wendy? there are a few others i can think of, offhand, but i think i'll let someone else nominate them, just to be sure... :p
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I'll second both Anna and Wendy, from personal experience. And then there were four...
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Definitely Carol. Have you seen where she's left off In Sickness and In Health Part 4? Nuff said.
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Amateurs... El
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But, yes, you're a trollop, anyway. :p
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I was gonna stay out of this thread. But I have to vote for LabRat as a truly evil author tonight. She just posted what was supposed to be the last installment of her current (very excellent, very engaging, full of cliffhangers) nfic, and would you believe there was a nasty little TBC at the end of the part, not the expected THE END??? And yeah, it was a TERRIBLE place to stop - just as it looked like Clark was gonna give Lois a revelation. GRRRRRRRR... This author is as bad as TPTB who ended Season 2 with "Lois, will you marry me?" "Clark..."
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Oh, dear, the El is Unimpressed. Welcome, Labby! And then there were 7.
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I was going to vote for LabRat, then I realised she had posted another part of Epiphany so she couldn't be that evil. Boy was I wrong! If you haven't voted already, I urge you exercise your right to vote and vote for LabRat! Loriel
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/me hangs her head and looks thoroughly ashamed of herself.... ...but points out that no true, full-blooded author could really have done any differently. Evil and cliffhangers are in our nature. LabRat
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I am now at 34% thru Masques. This means that I KNOW LabRat is EVIL!
/me mutters "school of fish... had me going... grr!"
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I just read that people think I'm evil. Anna always tells me that, so I can take that. But her reasoning is very weak. So I claim I'm not evil at all!! So anyone who does think otherwise, I'd like to see good reasons. And the most evil person of all is of course Elena! Can't forget to say that. Saskia
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Originally posted by LabRat: Definitely Carol. Have you [b]seen where she's left off In Sickness and In Health Part 4? Nuff said. [/b] Oi. I second that. Ahh, you're evil just for mentioning it. Mercifully, I had temporarily forgotten about it, and now I'm back to pulling my hair out waiting for the next installment.
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Hmm, found this up the board: Jill, you are evil, sick and very twisted.
Moi? Wendy, you wound me. Ok, no you don't, I like joining the evil club. Looks like a suggestion -- and seconded by the new Evil Minion(TM) herself! Welcome, Jill!
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Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now how the heck did that happen?!? I'm innocent, I tell you, innocent!!! Anything you hear otherwise is slander...or is that libel? I was taken out of context! Well, maybe not out of context. But that's not what I meant!!! Well, not entirely...oh, who the heck am I kidding? Bring on the horns and the pointy tail! Jill
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Me, after reading the preversion of Nothing but a Luthor... part 7, and some questions she asked... beware readers. I think I'll nominate Cris Jose (hiding from her wrath)
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Originally posted by Saskia: I just read that people think I'm evil. Anna always tells me that, so I can take that. But her reasoning is very weak. So I claim I'm not evil at all!! So anyone who does think otherwise, I'd like to see good reasons.
Sas has a point! Ok, application placed in the "Pending: Awaiting Documentation" pile!
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Oh my God! She's really I've just give a quick look to the prepart 8 of Nothing but... (thanks for OpenOffice ) and she has won another nomination. Jose
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I like this post! But evil is as evil does.... (see new fic I posted)
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I nominate Stopquitdont!!
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Ok, so Chris and SQD have each been suggested and seconded, with evidence. Hmm, think we have enough members to unionize?
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Hahahahaha. I followed the link. Gotta nominate Karen after reading Blown Away!
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And I will second Karen, for the same reason! And then there were 10...
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I nominate Wendy
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I second that nomination of Wendy. Kaethel is really evil!
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And then there were 11... Welcome, KaethEL!
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Me, evil? Nah... I'm only evil on my good days.
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Okay - I think I'll nominate Tank for EvilPerson, too. His comeback fic (if you could call it that) has Lois getting a tonsure! Poor lady... Short is one thing, but a tonsure is just plain evil... Melisma (under her Rock, enjoying all the evil haircut stories, however )
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I'm sorry, but I have to completely reject Mel's nomination. How could anyone ever think that a cranky old man like me could ever be evil?
Cantankerous? Maybe? Curmudegeonly? Most definitely. Evil? Nahhhh.
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Evil is as evil does, Tank... You are only as evil as your last fic, Tank... So, you don't want to be evil? Write a couple of non-evil fics, and I might change my tune Melisma (pointing at EVILTank, here under her Rock)
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Can I oppose the nomination of Kaethel being evil..? She's really just misunderstood...honestly... I nominate Kaethel. See here. Nuff said! Wendy Yes..do go there...as I explained in my post, its all us forcing it on her... -Breanna
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Originally posted by Tank: I'm sorry, but I have to completely reject Mel's nomination. How could anyone ever think that a cranky old man like me could ever be evil?
Cantankerous? Maybe? Curmudegeonly? Most definitely. Evil? Nahhhh.
Tank (who brought the gentle readers such waff fests as; Love Disabled, The Choice, and A Christmas Wish #1... evil? hardly) What? Where? Who? Tank calls himself a saint?! I read To Protect and Serve! And I'm absolutely pulling my hair out over the epilogue and Henderson! Jen
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Ah, that would be two for Tank then! Welcome to our ranks!
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I'll go for Kaethel, but I would say her evil side owes a lot to Tank... (ben oui, un peu quand même!) so how about an evil KaeTank?
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Actually, Kaethel and Tank have both been inducted. But we always appreciate additional testimonials regarding the evilness of the Minions(TM).
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I do feel like a member of the jury when you put it that way (and I'm quite uncomfortable with that), but LOL, Rivka. And minions? Geez, I forgot my stake somewhere in Sunnydale's graveyard...er...playground, LOL.
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BTW Rivka, I really like your signature.
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Thanks, cyad! /me takes Saskia's application off the "pending" pile. A certain TE has provided more than enough evidence! Welcome, Sas! And then there were 13! Oh, goody!
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13? ah-ha! a minion of minions! finally, enough to make it official!
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Gosh...I also nominate Saskia in the evil category...but she already knows that!
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I nominate Carol for making us wait for House of Cards part 4 -Breanna (no worries, Carol...we understand life can be psycho sometimes)
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