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The Cherry Game #193606 08/02/09 10:42 AM
Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,662 Seattle, WA area woody OP Merriwether
OP woody Merriwether Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,662 Seattle, WA area	This is the second installment of the replace-a-word game started with banana. The idea: take a random quote from the scripts, replace one word with the equivalent form of cherry, and let hilarity ensue. For example: (from the pilot) Who are you? I'm...a cherry. <end> As a redneck might say, let's cherry it up. PS: In coordination with the first one, from ATAI: Who's asking, Clark or Cherryman? I think, therefore, I get bananas. When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about. What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.

Re: The Cherry Game #193607 08/02/09 12:11 PM
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,069 Georgia BJ Top Banana
BJ Top Banana Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,069 Georgia	The pilot is full of fun cherry opportunities.... PERRY Lois, what happened to that mood piece I gave you? The razing of that old cherry on Forty-second? ... PERRY If that woman wasn't one of the best damn investigative cherries I've ever seen, I'd... (beat) Look, Kent, you seem like an intelligent cherry, but you can't just walk in here with this kind of resume and expect a cherry. Hell, I've got PH.D.s in journalism _delivering_ cherries. ... LOIS Look, I'm just being myself. If they're not cherry enough to handle me, then... I'll wait for a cherry who is.

Re: The Cherry Game #193608 08/04/09 07:51 AM
Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,662 Seattle, WA area woody OP Merriwether
OP woody Merriwether Joined: May 2005 Posts: 1,662 Seattle, WA area	CLARK So, we flip for the cherry. LOIS How about: I get the cherry, I lend you... CLARK It's a really _big_ cherry. We could share. (slightly modified) You are low cherry, I am top banana, and that's the way I like it. Is he faster than a speeding cherry? More powerful than a cherry? Can he leap tall cherries in a single bound. I think, therefore, I get bananas. When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about. What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.

Re: The Cherry Game #193609 08/05/09 07:22 AM
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,069 Georgia BJ Top Banana
BJ Top Banana Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,069 Georgia	I love the cherry quote from HiM, Woody. Quote CLARK Lois. (looking at his watch) It's very late. LOIS Not too late, I hope. For us. For cherries. Quote MARTHA (very stern) I never spanked you, but right now, I'd like to drop your britches and tan your hide like cheap cherries! or better yet... Quote MARTHA (very stern) I never spanked you, but right now, I'd like to drop your britches and tan your cherries like cheap leather!

Re: The Cherry Game #193610 10/11/09 04:54 AM
Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,069 Georgia BJ Top Banana
BJ Top Banana Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,069 Georgia	I guess I should be putting these here instead of in the Mad Dog Lib thread. Quote JIMMY Instead of always standing around watching Lois and Clark, wondering what they're doing, what if we... I don't know... got cherries of our own that were a little more interesting? This stops Perry in his tracks. He looks at the lad. PERRY Son, you're shootin' a bullseye. It's like we're supporting cherries in some TV show that's _only_ about them...

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