Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark What we have learned from LnC.

Okay, I just got a bug up my butt to start this thread. Here's the thing this is what all that has been learned from my watchings of LnC.

1) There is always an evil genius.
2) There will always be another headless corpse, but true love comes only once in a life-time.
3) If you share the same obtomatrist as someone, then you have the same glasses.
4) If your friends with someone named Jimmy, you will never have to worry about birth-control.
5) Needing to check your mail for your Cheese of the Month delivery is a viable excuse to run out in the middle of a conversation.
6) A pair of glasses is the best disguise...ever...bar none.
7) A plunger is the best weapon.
8) When staring down a snake you must cry but one tear.
9) If you wear tights, no one will look at your face.
10) Kansas is filled with lush green hills.
11) Flying half way around world, ordering Chiniese food, having them cook it, package it, and bringing it back takes about 90 seconds...yet ordering it from the place down the street not only takes 2 hours but will give you food posioning.
12) Towels never fall off....dan* it!
13) No one ever gets married on the first try.
14) An obviously fake goatee or bad wig is the second best disguise ever.
15) Everyone gets cloned...eventually
16) Everyone gets amnesia...eventually
17) Everyone goes to jail...eventually
18) There is another couple out there exactly like you and your significat other....except evil.

If you can think of any others feel free to add on. But this is all I could think of for now...

19) Military Officers never look like Clark Kent did in his Army uniform (darn him!)
20) Apparently evil geniuses have several women who are ridiculously in love with him, and will exact revenge over his death even ten years after a divorce...
21) Psychologists are either really helpful, smitten to the point of psychosis, or breeding mindless killers.
22) Sooner or later, with or without tights, the girl WILL notice your face. And the fact that you've been lying for the past two years...
23) Apparently, federal disasters end after you meet Clark. (There's still hope wooooo!)
23) Cheese of the Month Club... I have SO gotta look into that!


That is about all I can come up with at the moment...

24) Evil geniuses also have sons who share the same delusions and obsessions including infatuation with the same girl.

Pasta is good

Bath Mates and Atomic Space Rats are bad

There is a mile high club. And you suddenly know what that means.

The Suit does come off.

Stay away from blond district attorneys. And DEA agents with a strange taste in art.

Fund modern art (holograms, etc.) - it might save your sorry a$$ sometime. (Especially when your competitor makes a point of educating your love interest in it.)

You really don't want to know what it's like on New Krypton. Honestly.

Superman is married to Ultrawoman.

You want to found a Hate Lana Lang Club.

Jimmy is always Jimmy - no matter the new look after S1.

Don't worry too much about finding the one and only right wedding gown - you might not need it, after all.

You learn a few new curses. (Great shades of Elvis! What in the Sam Hill...)

You could teach Miranda a lesson on affecting Superman - try pasta instead.

Stay away from things (and location) with a strange smell. (Metropolis Sewage Reclamation Facility, Eau de Sweat Socks, Space Rats, kryptonite gas, dumpsters behind certain bars, etc.)

John Doe is a darn nice guy, Lois Lane is galactically stupid and Bill Church is a law-abiding citizen. Oh, and don't forget, Mindy Church is positively harmless.

Beware people travelling through time with long-dead writers.

If it goes in a salad, it doesn't go on a pizza.

Two primary colors can work.

Putting tin foil on your head prevents psychics from reading your mind.

The M word doesn't make things forever; the L word does.

Answering the door in a towel at 9 o'clock in the morning is a sure-fire way of getting your partner's attention.

Some ties work better than bullet-proof vests.

DUH! Clark Kent is Superman!

Make sure you know what kind of bed your fiance expects

Sometimes a small town cook is not a cross dresser!


Spandex comes in many, many colors.

Don't expect any of your body doubles or clones to be as nice as you are. (Unless you're a psychopath, then hey, it's all gravy.)

JD

If you're ever having memory problems and find yourself singing down by the docks, just go find a VibroWhammy and it'll all come flooding back to you.

Carol [who hopes that she's got VibroWhammy right]

Beware of free samples given by cosmetic companies, they are liable to make you shrink

Double Fudge Crunch Bars are something everyone should keep on hand in case one experiences a drastic drop in blood sugar level.

If you're going to steal cheese off a pizza, be very careful not to disturb the pepperoni.

When you've got two extremely attractive co-stars with sizzling chemistry, logical A-plots and interesting villains are optional.

Oohlong tea (sp?) has a calming effect.

Eating Pava leaves, reduces stress.

When Clark hiccups, it causes "The Posideon Adventure."

You don’t become editor of a great metropolitan newspaper because you can yodel.

Clones eat frogs not lizard, it’s obvious!

You can leave your work and not come back for a good couple of hours with some lame excuse and your boss will think it’s ok.

Sometimes the smelliest of the perfumes does the trick.

Clark Kent is Superman… DUH!!!

The only way to hold a surprise party for someone who's married you must also surprise their spouse.

Everyone gets brainwashed....eventually.

Being Kryptonian means you can eat like an eight-year-old and still look like Mr. Hardbody (and your muscles are all natural ).

If you're a villain and especially if you're a male villain, you'll develop an obsession with Lois Lane... eventually.

Become a Yi Ching Master and you too can defeat Superman

Whatever you do don't ever take the Banana Cream Donut otherwise the Cheif will kill you

All profiling computer programs point to Jimmy Olsen as being Superman

Lois Lane has broken ALL 3 of her rules, but the second time she broke a rule, it wasn't a "federal disaster."

The secret space, room, evil machine, compartment, and/or lair is always behind a bookshelf. (okay this was learned not just from LnC but pretty much everything I have ever seen with a secret whatever).

Not quite accurate. Clark's first secret compartment was *in* his closet. But everybody seems to hide the skeletons from his closet in his secret compartment...