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Well done everyone. They were all good  Oh, who to choose... James why don't you have the next go.
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Been waiting to use this one for a looonnggg time... ![[Linked Image]](http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z190/mr_d8a/Caption%20Photos/PerryDipsLois.jpg) Enjoy.
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Lois: I was right, Chief! Clark's butt really is cute from every angle!
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Merriwether
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Lois: When all the blood gets stuck in my head I get giddy.
Perry: I know. It's an old interviewing trick I learned back in the war.
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Artist (OS): "And now, ladies and gentlemen, I will present to you my latest work! To commemorate the triumph of our city's heroes, I have created a chess board, with each piece being a key figure in the struggle. Each one is a painstakingly hand-carved life-size statue. The king is, of course, Superman, and..."
Jimmy (OS): "Hey! I'm only a pawn?!"
Voice from the crowd (OS): "Where's Clark Kent?"
Perry: "Uhm... excuse me? ... Uh... help?? ... I ... uh... seem to have broken the white queen..."
Lois (OS, under her breath): Thank you, Perry! I can't believe he carved my face looking like that!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Top Banana
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Perry: They're real and they're *spectacular*!
Lois: <giggles>
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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Features Writer
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Perry's version of the Heimlech maneuver tickles.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Paul wins. Loved the creativity.
James
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Thanks!  Okay, new pic... ![[Linked Image]](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3208/2667087521_10f4f87ab0.jpg) (And for the record, that's a microphone in his hand.)
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Announcer: And for our next four contestants of 'I survived a Japanese Game Show'. Our next contest is a subtle one. We have feed these four baked beans, raw cabbage, broccoli and cauliflower and tied them up in this room. That was a half an hour ago. Things are pretty ripe here.
Ellen: Well, at least I don't sound like a whoopy cushion when I...you know.
Jonathan: Hey! At least I don't giggle each time!
Sam: That is only her nervous defense mechanism. Besides, in Japan, flatuence is not a social taboo.
Martha: True enough, and besides, being a farmer's wife, I've smelled and smelt a whole lot worse!
Announcer: So, as you can see, the attitudes are varied. Now, we will bring in the final component. Once this is in place, the contestants will have 30 seconds to escape before things get really bad. Bring in the skunks!...
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Top Banana
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What happens when good people sing bad karaoke.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Merriwether
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Voiceover: Wedding plans leaving you tied up? Hire EZ-Day Wedding Planners and exerperience freedom again.
All: Ahhhhhhh!
Martha: EZ-Day really worked for us.
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Ellen: This is the last time we let Martha plan a weekend group getaway....
Martha: Sam was the one who suggested San Francisco!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Merriwether
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Cute, Shimauma. At least someone understands the gravity of the situation.
Elisabeth
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Think I'm going to have to go with Shimuama on this one. Nice one, TEEEJ! You're up!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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YAY!  I had no idea.... Let me find a pic and post it... ![[Linked Image]](http://bp3.blogger.com/_ri90GXZVPn8/SIFK0Lz4L2I/AAAAAAAAACw/J1_9yAB8Gwc/s400/JustSayNoah595.jpg) If it doesn't show, let me know...
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Hack from Nowheresville
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Clark: What’s wrong with flannel shirts?!
Lois: :rolleyes:
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Clark: We've been here for three days and only one response to insult my shirts? You're wearing men's clothing and a dumb-ass name tag. How is this picture not captionable?
Lois: Who cares. My butt hurts, I say we just go.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Merriwether
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How about a nod to Carol's story?
Clark: What are you thinking? When we prearranged our signal of wearing my shirt to show that you're ready to move forward with our relationship you weren't supposed to show up at my latest meeting of Meditation for Manly Men. Now get the om out of here!
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I like Elisabeth's meditation for Manly Men idea. Lois would be the type of person to butt in. You're up Elisabeth! 
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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