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Thanks Gr8! I'd thought I'd start a new thread so here goes. New computer and I haven't figured out if I can make screen captions so went to find a pic and here is what I have! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc03/08-19.jpg) Thanks to Christinae for this one!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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Clark: What in the Sam Hill??
Lois: Great shades of Elvis!
(that's LnC for WTF?!)
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Clark: What in the Sam Hill??
Lois: Great shades of Elvis!
(that's LnC for WTF?!)  Lois: OMG I can't belive Cat wore that! Clark: I can.
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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Ellen (off-screen): "Surprise! A trip to Hawaii sounded so nice that I decided to schedule one too. The hotel was nice enough to give me an adjoining room, so when you're not busy we can chat. We're all going to have a grand honeymoon."
Elisabeth
BTW, thanks for starting a new thread. We were long past due.
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Clark creeps out the Daily Planet crowd with his Lois Lane ventriliquist dummy.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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"I thought you were dead!" Lois exclaimed as her mouth fell open.
Sitting on the couch before them was a scantily clad Mayson Drake motioning Clark over with finger.
Clark stares off into the distance. "Oh, boy!"
"Doesn't she know when to give up?!?" Lois whines.
"Hey, I can't help it that I was born with good genes...Maybe if I quickly change into my Superman outfit, she'll leave us alone." Clark sighs.
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All good, but I have to go with Elisabeth Ellen interrupting their Honeymoon? Just too funny!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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Yeah!!!!! /me does the happy dance. Special thanks to my technical assistant who took me by the hand and walked me through the process... just like he did last time. So, I hope y'all enjoy this one. ![[Linked Image]](http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z190/mr_d8a/SLV972.jpg) Have fun. Elisabeth
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Lois: Jimmy I know your excited about getting an interview with Bozo the Clown but you are only going to scare him off with that face.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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Lois, thinking to herself: Well, I got to hand it to Daddy, he really knows how to build robot replicants. He needs to work on the personality more, though...
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OK, I stink at coming up with captions and this has nothing to do with Jimmy's expression (which frankly, really begs for a caption), but has anyone else noticed how similar their hairstyles are? A little less gel and hairspray on Lois and she, too, could have Jimmy's full-bodied, bouncy shine to her hair.
Sorry, don't mind me. Now back to your regularly scheduled captioning.
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Jimmy: Heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!
Lois: Jimmy, that was a really bad impression of the Fonz.
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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Jimmy: Isn't it great Lois, its called Botox. Your dad says ten years from now everyone will have it.
Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow.
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Jimmy: rrrrrr... How about now?
Lois: *sigh* No, Jimmy. Just because you were bit by a bat doesn't mean you'll turn into a vampire.
Jimmy: But it could have been a vampire bat!
Lois: It was a fruit bat!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Jimmy: "And then we went to Vegas... Lois, I'm married!"
(me points at the blurry image of a ring on Jimmy's right hand)
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Lois sighs. "Jimmy, I'm happy for you really. Well sort of. You and Lucy should have told us that you were going to Vegas to get married. Cla... I mean Superman would have flown all of us. And I know you..." Deep breath. "...and my little sister were probably drunk, but really. What happens in Vegas doesn't *really* stay in Vegas. Besides, don't you know the ring goes on the other hand?!?"
Jimmy tugs ring off and puts it on other hand. "Um... Okay - I know you don't mean about getting married, because obviously we're married everywhere, but what *exactly* do you mean about 'what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas'?"
Lois throws up her hands and walks off.
/me points to Lara's as her starting point but also mentions that she noticed the ring and wished it was on the other hand so she could say something about it.
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Jimmy: "Yood Yoith! I god muh ton pirdnd"!
Translation: Look Lois! I got my tongue pierced!
TEEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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I can't help myself. Before I declare a winner I'm going to throw in a caption for meself.
Jimmy: "Tez? Never heard of him, Lois. I'm just planning a little gentle neck massage."
Ahem.
Now, the honorable mentions go to shimauma and datchickukindaknow. Tongue piercing and botox, indeed. Together that makes for quite a makeover.
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Superbrucie! Hit it, Cat.
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Originally posted by Crazy_Babe:
Lois: Jimmy I know your excited about getting an interview with Bozo the Clown but you are only going to scare him off with that face. ROTFL! I just love that quote. Thanks for the good laugh...I needed it. 
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*flies in, cape flapping in the wind, and bonks head on window frame* OW! I don't think that's what you meant by 'hit it'... But me? Wee! *Searches* Ooooo giggle, no, that wouldn't be appropriate... Howabout this one? ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/catbruce/vlcsnap-3973000.png) It's thilly
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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