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"Dad, how's Mom doing?"
"Her arm is getting better. Still in the cast, but it's healing. Another couple of weeks, and she should be good as new."
"Glad it's getting better, but... a couple of weeks?"
"Yeah. Takes a little longer when you get to be our age, son."
"Well, if there's anything I can do, let me know."
"Sure, sure. Speaking of which... I guess I'll be making your costumes until she gets better. Did you get a chance to try on that first one I made?"
"Uhm... yeah... I... uh... got to try it on... Uhm..."
(And that's when the picture was taken.)
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Kerth
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Clark: Dad I appreciate you trying to help Mom by fixing my costumes for me, but the briefs you fixed recently are currently giving me a wedgie.
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Crazy Babe, I'm passing the ball to you!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Kerth
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Oh boy me huh? Hmm... ok here we go! ![[Linked Image]](http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3155/cap214gb6.png)
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CG
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( oo * Work) + (1 * Hubby) + (2 * Kids) = 0 * Time
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Kerth
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Anyone else want to add their creative caption?
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Perry: Hemorrhoids are no joke son.
Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow.
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Top Banana
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When zombies attack dressed as a certain editor...
hehe, his eyes are just too bug eyed and funny. :rolleyes:
Thanks to CapeFetish for the awesome icon. 
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Perry describing the time he interviewed Richard Nixon....
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Stick em up, son. Stick em up.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Kerth
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They were all very good, but I have to go with the hemorrhoids line  so you're up datchickukindaknow!
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Yey! Ok lets see. ![[Linked Image]](http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w110/burntwinkie/AKASuperman613.jpg)
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Clark consults his little book of "Nice Compliments for Stupid Hairstyles"
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Clark <thinks> : Oops! I hope Lois doesn't notice my loose pants, or should I tighten 'em with my tie?!
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Clark and Lois are trying to think up a way to tell Perry not to give up his day job after he arrives at work dressed up as Elvis singing Blue Suede Shoes.
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Hum tough choice but I gota go with Shimuama.
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Are you sure you don't want to wait for a couple more entries?
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Kerth
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Would anyone like to post a picture?
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Okey dokey, Ya'll have at it, but I reserve the right to make funny too, even if I can't pick myself to win. ![[Linked Image]](http://bp2.blogger.com/_ObDz2JQfhTE/R2UsgCe7r5I/AAAAAAAAAQQ/1US2PgIrN5A/s320/WhineWhineWhine426.jpg)
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Lois: Does my bum look big in this?
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