Quick! Someone write the crossover fic to this! If this isn't a challenge, I don't know what is.
“Is he dead, Lois?”
“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!” - Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.
But this brilliant fan trailer will do for now.
Thanks for sharing!