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There's this hilarious thread over on a Farscape Forum for Banana Quotes . It's hilarious and often times just plain WRONG, but chaos ensues therefor fun is had! All you do is take one word from an LnC quote and replace it with the word 'Banana.' I'll start us off, and if you guys want, hop on the banana wagon! "Truth Justice and the American Cheese." Whoops, my bad! "I'm top banana!" Oh wait... that was the actual quote! Whoops! "Just keep your hands off my banana!" "Well, one thing's for sure. No one will be paying attention to your banana!" (If this is too wrong of a game, just let me know. ^_^)
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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You know, now I know what you boys were doing in sixth grade when the girls had to go to the auditorium for the hygiene lecture. You were learning banana metaphors.
- Lauren
There's a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive, wormhole refractors. You know the thing you need most of
all? You need a hand to hold.
~10th Doctor
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Lois, will you marry me?
Who's asking, Clark or Banana?
Lex Luthor will not live in a banana!
You may need a disguise.
Does this mean I have to wear bananas?
Glasses, secret banana, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bananas, secret identity...
I've got a banana on you.
God, I love bananas.
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
Nah, it's just a banana in a pair of tights and a cape.
Nah, it's just a guy in a pair of tights and a banana.
Lois Lane, literally, swept off her feet. Too bad he's a banana.
Careful, Mom, she thinks the cook might be a banana.
You haven't, errr, consummated your banana?
You mean, like a real date, like where I...put a dab of banana behind my knee for no apparent reason.
(Don't know if this is going to far, but) In my heart, I am your husband.
And I am your banana.
When will you ever learn, I always get my banana.
(That's probably enough for now.)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Kerth
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 This had me laughing out loud, just as my mother walked into the room. My, did she give me a strange look!  Here's some from me: You are low man, I'm top banana. Got that? You like to be on banana. the dance of the seven bananas banana-boy (instead of farmboy or flyboy) John Doe is a darn nice banana. What do you think I am? Galactically banana? Lex, singing (in House of Luthor): Tonight, tonight, tonight be just banana night... It belonged to Alexander the Great, a brilliant banana. Alexander's strategy was simple: Always control the high banana. It was with this banana that he... ...Defeated Darius the third and was proclaimed top banana of Asia.
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Thanks Cat, for coming up with this! Woody, you cracked me up!! And then goes Mellie: ...Defeated Darius the third and was proclaimed top banana of Asia. *giggles* See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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fun thread! ![[Linked Image]](http://image.rotteneggs.com/r3/cache_images/13/131919.jpg) Great bananas of Elvis! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.clanforen.de/clanforen/images/smilies/smilies031205/ban-split.gif) Lex: I'm broke. ... Death, I could deal with, Nigel. But without money, without power... that's something I wasn't prepared for. Nigel: Knowing you, sir, I'm sure it's just a temporary condition. Lex: The money, perhaps. But true power lies in the possession of bananas. Until I find them, I'm nothing. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif) Amy Platt: I like your costume. Superman: Thanks. My banana made it for me. ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/rrclimber/smilies/bananaWrench.gif) Jonothan: Wayne Irig found a banana on his property last week. He sent a sample of it on to Wichita for analysis. Then the feds showed up. Clark: It doesn't make any sense. Why go to all that trouble for a banana? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iheartpaws.com/forums/images/smilies/2141.gif) Trask thinks he knows how to find Superman. He thinks some banana they found here can kill him. ![[Linked Image]](http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/5332/wtfb2tb.gif) "And, in the end, Jason Trask's obsession caused him to search for a mystical banana he alone imbued with destructive powers..." ![[Linked Image]](http://forum.rscnet.org/images/smilies/bananallama.gif) Re: Jack Olsen Clark: How could we have been so stupid?! Lois: Well, who ever thinks one of their best friends has a banana for a father?! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lapin.org/smilies/images/Banane49.gif)
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Top Banana
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ROTFL Paul! Great lines, but I'm still laughing over all the dancing bananas. <g> Sas 
I tawt I taw a puddy cat!
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Kerth
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Another one: Wells: "I know you're Superman and I need your banana." Lois: "What? What'd he say?" Wells: "If I could just have a moment of Mr. Kent's banana, all his doubts will be quelled." ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iheartpaws.com/forums/images/smilies/woohoonaner2gy.gif)
The only known quantity that moves faster than
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*Choke choke cough!* All of these are just too hilarious!
There is one thing we haven't talked about...
Money?
No, Bananas.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Merriwether
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I PMed this one to Cat Bruce, but I'll indirectly say it here.
In GGGoH, replace "paper cut" with banana in Lois' line.
Get it?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Sure do! Let me tell you gently: It sucks!  Another one: I know _you_. And I don't mean you the celebrity or you the 'superhero.' If you had no banana, if you were just a banana-less man leading a banana-less life, I'd love you just the same. Can't you believe that?
The only known quantity that moves faster than
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woody, that one is still cracking me up!
Oh my goodness, Olympe! That's just so wrong! (I love it!)
"You seem to have all the parts of a...banana."
"I AM a banana, Lois."
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Good one! If I'd just known where to find it, I'd have looked it up myself.  Hah, got another one. No idea why I'm constantly thinking of bananas... From PML: Cat: I don't know what you're talking about. I never got sprayed. But, I know a good banana when I (ahem) 'hear' one. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.chins-n-quills.com/forums/images/smilies/AngelPray.gif)
The only known quantity that moves faster than
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Ha! Bananas constantly on the mind is surely a sign of insanity.
Lex: "You are my BANANA! Together we could WIN!"
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Kerth
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Insanity? Horn... Banana-y-ness, more likely. What we've got here is an example of human evolution: 'banana' and ... 'after'. Clark is the 'banana'. Superman is the... 'after'. Make that way, way 'after'. (Whatever comes after banana.) 
The only known quantity that moves faster than
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From Tempus Fugitive:
Don't take it so hard, Jesse. His (banana) was just bigger than yours.
!!!splutter warning!!!
You're attracted to how tight his clothing is across the muscles in his b*n*n*?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Muscles in a 'banana'? Noooo way! I prefer it like that: You're attracted to how tight his clothing is across the b*n*n* ...? (Spelling it out might be too much.)
The only known quantity that moves faster than
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Merriwether
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Yeah, that could be too much.
(I know I'm taking this liberally, but...)
What does the 'B' stand for?
Banana...Bananaman.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Merriwether
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How long can you hold your banana?
A very long time.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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