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There's this hilarious thread over on a Farscape Forum for Banana Quotes . It's hilarious and often times just plain WRONG, but chaos ensues therefor fun is had! All you do is take one word from an LnC quote and replace it with the word 'Banana.' I'll start us off, and if you guys want, hop on the banana wagon! "Truth Justice and the American Cheese." Whoops, my bad! "I'm top banana!" Oh wait... that was the actual quote! Whoops! "Just keep your hands off my banana!" "Well, one thing's for sure. No one will be paying attention to your banana!" (If this is too wrong of a game, just let me know. ^_^)
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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You know, now I know what you boys were doing in sixth grade when the girls had to go to the auditorium for the hygiene lecture. You were learning banana metaphors.
- Lauren
There's a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive, wormhole refractors. You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold. ~10th Doctor
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Lois, will you marry me?
Who's asking, Clark or Banana?
Lex Luthor will not live in a banana!
You may need a disguise.
Does this mean I have to wear bananas?
Glasses, secret banana, seemed like a good idea at the time.
Bananas, secret identity...
I've got a banana on you.
God, I love bananas.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nah, it's just a banana in a pair of tights and a cape.
Nah, it's just a guy in a pair of tights and a banana.
Lois Lane, literally, swept off her feet. Too bad he's a banana.
Careful, Mom, she thinks the cook might be a banana.
You haven't, errr, consummated your banana?
You mean, like a real date, like where I...put a dab of banana behind my knee for no apparent reason.
(Don't know if this is going to far, but) In my heart, I am your husband. And I am your banana.
When will you ever learn, I always get my banana.
(That's probably enough for now.)
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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This had me laughing out loud, just as my mother walked into the room. My, did she give me a strange look! Here's some from me: You are low man, I'm top banana. Got that? You like to be on banana. the dance of the seven bananas banana-boy (instead of farmboy or flyboy) John Doe is a darn nice banana. What do you think I am? Galactically banana? Lex, singing (in House of Luthor): Tonight, tonight, tonight be just banana night... It belonged to Alexander the Great, a brilliant banana. Alexander's strategy was simple: Always control the high banana. It was with this banana that he... ...Defeated Darius the third and was proclaimed top banana of Asia.
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Thanks Cat, for coming up with this! Woody, you cracked me up!! And then goes Mellie: ...Defeated Darius the third and was proclaimed top banana of Asia. *giggles* See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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fun thread! Great bananas of Elvis! Lex: I'm broke. ... Death, I could deal with, Nigel. But without money, without power... that's something I wasn't prepared for. Nigel: Knowing you, sir, I'm sure it's just a temporary condition. Lex: The money, perhaps. But true power lies in the possession of bananas. Until I find them, I'm nothing. Amy Platt: I like your costume. Superman: Thanks. My banana made it for me. Jonothan: Wayne Irig found a banana on his property last week. He sent a sample of it on to Wichita for analysis. Then the feds showed up. Clark: It doesn't make any sense. Why go to all that trouble for a banana? Trask thinks he knows how to find Superman. He thinks some banana they found here can kill him. "And, in the end, Jason Trask's obsession caused him to search for a mystical banana he alone imbued with destructive powers..." Re: Jack Olsen Clark: How could we have been so stupid?! Lois: Well, who ever thinks one of their best friends has a banana for a father?!
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ROTFL Paul! Great lines, but I'm still laughing over all the dancing bananas. <g> Sas
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Another one: Wells: "I know you're Superman and I need your banana." Lois: "What? What'd he say?" Wells: "If I could just have a moment of Mr. Kent's banana, all his doubts will be quelled."
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*Choke choke cough!* All of these are just too hilarious!
There is one thing we haven't talked about...
Money?
No, Bananas.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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I PMed this one to Cat Bruce, but I'll indirectly say it here.
In GGGoH, replace "paper cut" with banana in Lois' line.
Get it?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Sure do! Let me tell you gently: It sucks! Another one: I know _you_. And I don't mean you the celebrity or you the 'superhero.' If you had no banana, if you were just a banana-less man leading a banana-less life, I'd love you just the same. Can't you believe that?
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woody, that one is still cracking me up!
Oh my goodness, Olympe! That's just so wrong! (I love it!)
"You seem to have all the parts of a...banana."
"I AM a banana, Lois."
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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Good one! If I'd just known where to find it, I'd have looked it up myself. Hah, got another one. No idea why I'm constantly thinking of bananas... From PML: Cat: I don't know what you're talking about. I never got sprayed. But, I know a good banana when I (ahem) 'hear' one.
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Ha! Bananas constantly on the mind is surely a sign of insanity.
Lex: "You are my BANANA! Together we could WIN!"
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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Insanity? Horn... Banana-y-ness, more likely. What we've got here is an example of human evolution: 'banana' and ... 'after'. Clark is the 'banana'. Superman is the... 'after'. Make that way, way 'after'. (Whatever comes after banana.)
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From Tempus Fugitive:
Don't take it so hard, Jesse. His (banana) was just bigger than yours.
!!!splutter warning!!!
You're attracted to how tight his clothing is across the muscles in his b*n*n*?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
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Muscles in a 'banana'? Noooo way! I prefer it like that: You're attracted to how tight his clothing is across the b*n*n* ...? (Spelling it out might be too much.)
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Yeah, that could be too much.
(I know I'm taking this liberally, but...)
What does the 'B' stand for?
Banana...Bananaman.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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How long can you hold your banana?
A very long time.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Lois, it's past banana hour. Can you get to the point, please?
That's a funny banana.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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This posts really has me laughing it's not normal!! ! Here are a couple more: My banana is waiting for me, back on earth A mild mannered reporter really a banana? Clark, come on Clark Kent, the banana without a flaw. He's a banana I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram? Jimmy, give me back my banana.
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards. I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Originally posted by another folc: He's a banana I'm a woman. Do you want me to draw you a diagram? No, draw me a banana! From 'The Foundling': Lois: "I want the truth." Clark: "About what?" Lois: "About why you had in your apartment some mysterious globe that projects an image of a man wearing Superman's banana." Oh, and don't forget "The Banana of Solitude"!
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Okay. I simply HAD to join in the fun. I don't think this one has been done before (I apologize if it has)...
This is from the 4th Season, ep 1 "Lord of the Flys":
Clark: Guys! I am trying to hold this "banana" together long enough to beat Nor's army and you're talking concubines?
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Lois, Calm down!
I am bananas!
These ARE ridiculously wrong, aren't they? Eeee!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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So wrong... <shakes head>
Here's another...
This is 3rd Season "Target - Jimmy Olsen"
Clark: You know, Scardino, you want to chase Lois, that's your "banana". But when you start doing it on my time... that's my "banana".
Lois: Clark...
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Ack! This is addictive. Okay, just 2 more and then I'll quit. :p
This one is from Season 2 - Lucky Leon (this is just so wrong...)
Lucky Leon: Yes. It is my "banana". Go ahead, take a swing. I know, they seem incredibly tacky, but... they work!
<shakes head>
And one more. This one is from Season 3 - Through a Glass Darkly:
Clark (laughing): Fake bug on a hook? That's my "banana". I told Jimmy since he was going on that fishing trip, I'd lend it to him... but I couldn't find it this morning and now... oh, here it is!
LOL!
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Oh, DJ, the last one is sooo evil! I love it!
Here's another one.. two... three (all from 'Ordinary People') Spencer Spencer: I always say, shoot for the banana.
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Heidi: "His scalpels will not even nick [...] the Banana of Steel."
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Spencer Spencer: "I'm getting a banana transplant!"
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Spencer Spencer: "Without 'em I'm just a head with a banana!"
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Jimmy: I was thinking the Travel Editor's awful busy and you might send someone oh... younger and more in need of a banana."
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Clark: "See? I used the banana. Just like a regular guy." Lois: "Very impressive."
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Clark: "What're you saying?" Lois: "Just that you couldn't stand letting the banana go by on its own for two whole days." Clark: "And you'd rather write about other people's bananas, 'cause it's less scary than ***ing one of your own!"
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Clark: "Alone in paradise with the banana I love."
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Lois: "When you went exploring, did you see any proof whatsoever that there is in fact a banana?" Clark: "No, but why wouldn't there be a banana?"
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Lois: "Thanks. I knew you'd come through. A joke is a joke, but... Okay, where is the banana?" Clark: "Left it at home."
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Or: Lois: "A banana is a banana, but..."
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Lois: "What are you doing?" Clark: "Building our banana."
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Clark: "You challenged me to let the banana get along without me for a weekend. The banana and I seem to be doing fine. You, on the other hand, are a mess."
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Okay, enough for now. If anybody wants to take a look, I'm sure there are many more quotes to banana-fy. This ep is full of them.
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Lois: Bananas? HA! Like I really care! ...I AM bananas! Luthor: I prefer to think it was the real you. Passionate. Sultry. Seductive. Got an extra banana? Luthor: This is exactlu how I pictured your banana. Toni: You're full of bananas, Charlie.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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Crying with laughter!! Prolly not the funniest thing in the world, but here's one: Lois: "Look at you right now, renting a banana, that's a big, fat lie. What do you need a banana for? You're Superman!"
Superman: Why is it that good villains never die? Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains? => Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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Lara, if you take it in the connotations of some of the other "wrong" posts, it's hilarious. Renting a banana?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Here's some IGACOY.
Lois, here it is. The dry cleaner had a hell of a time with the bananas.
You haven't sent our Toaster banana down to copy yet, have you?
Professional, but naughty. I like bananas. (This one was funny to me because it's absolutely ridiculous. Makes no sense.)
PERRY Lois, how's the undercover banana going?
LOIS Fine, banana, just fine.
PERRY Good. Didn't think you'd banana out on me.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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CHING Why are you so protective? Do I detect... bananas?
SARAH Not at all!
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Lara, that was appropriatley wroooong for this thread woody! Hee! Mmm, bananas!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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Here are some from VD.
Superman? I don't think so. Meet your replacement. Enough. You win. You're the better banana.
You beat Bananaman. To a pulp. Thank God! I was getting so sick of his banana.
Jaxon, haven't you wasted enough bananas playing games? I'm not playing; I'm rehearsing! Rehearse all you want, it won't get you what you need.
I need to get used to the idea that in this world, I may be just another geek with a lotta RAM...but in _that_ world, I'm a banana. Being a banana takes practice. _That_ world is nothing but a pixelated pinball game unless you get those passwords from the real Banana.
Owww! Chief, you can't just pull banana goggles off somebody. It's dangerous. If I was in a banana program, you could mess with my mind. If they're that dangerous, then you shouldn't be putting them on. Now, what in Sam Hill are those things, and what am I gonna thank you for? They're banana goggles. It's a way of transporting yourself to another banana... a banana where I have to say in all modesty, I'm pretty good at getting around where other people can't. In this case, I'm surfing through banana dating banks to try and find you --
Jimmy, I don't like dating services, and I don't trust computers. I'm happy in this world 'cause if I grab this banana, I know I'm grabbing this banana, you get my meaning, son? Yessir.
And then there's the whole bed conversation. Just replace the word 'bed' with 'banana'.
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese. Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav— I was doing my laundry. —Lois Lane
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This is just addictive!! (but what about Lois and Clark isn't!)
Superman: But, when I save a life, in that instant, I know two things that most people will never figure out: Why I'm here, and how I can make a banana.
Clark: The only time people ever really seem to express themselves is when they're passionate and the polite veneer of society drops off. You know, like when they're fighting... Lois: Or make bananas... oh, my gosh.
Lois: You're right, Victor, I do have great bananas.
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Lois: You're right, Victor, I do have great bananas. Bananas? Not water-melons?
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So you're saying I should go crawling back on my hands and bananas.
Unless you make her bananas. Then she makes you bananas. And that makes bananas.
No, I got everything out in the open starting with 'you are bananas!'
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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Clark Kent, Welcome to the Daily Banana.
Miss Goodbanana/Bananabottom
Banana Brain Johnson
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
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That's Man. Banana Man.
Lois! Bananas! We! Need! BANANAS!
I'm attached to Banana Lane.
Oh, Banana! *mocking* Oh, Banana!
Ohhh Jaxon! Banana! My name is BANANA!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
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Bananas? Not water-melons? LOL
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So when were you planning on telling me? On our honeymoon? When the bananas started flying around the house?
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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Duh Lois. Clark Kent is Banana.
What are you, galactically banana?
It's a big banana, Lois. We could share it.
I never get involved in my stories, and I never sleep with a banana.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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I've really enjoyed this thread. I don't know how good they are, but I wanted to try some bananas myself ... Witness: Clark: When I walk a woman home, she gets door to door bananas. Dr. W: How do you feel about increased male bananas? IoG: Clark: It drives you crazy not to be in on the banana. Lois: That is not true . . . I like bananas, as long as I know about bananas in advance. Ides of M: Lois: You're my banana, right? Clark: When it's convienent for you, yes. Lois: You know I have a funny feeling you didn't tell me your biggest banana? Clark: Well, just to put your banana at ease Lois, you're right, I didn't. Foundling: Lex: He walks among us. And when I discover his earthly banana, as I will, he and all the people who share his banana, will be at my mercy. OK, I guess that's enough for now. BJ
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increased male bananas But where are the female bananas? And Lois' "You're my banana, right?" can be taken so many ways. And to answer her question, "Lois, yes. At least in Faustian Bargain." Am I going too far?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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"The Caped Banana!" "That's Batman."
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"But this one has that black banana you bought me...in it."
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CK: Ouch! I'm bleeding! HG: Oops, sorry. Forgot to tell you, you don't have super powers in this banana. CK: Kind of an important thing to forget, don't you think?
We collect bananas. Rare, unusual, one-of-a-kind bananas. And aside from each other... Bananas is our passion. ... This banana, is of course one of a kind. We're just bananas about it. ... It's a room full of bananas. No one knows they're here. They are just for us.
Jonathan: How are things in Metropolis? Still slow? Clark: Today I spent two bananas polishing my boots; an hour banana(r)ing my S. Banana'd around. Saved a runaway hamster from a banana.
Perry: You actually got into the banana? Lois: Yep. Perry: But not the banana room. Lois: Banged some bananas with a man named Krell. Perry: The bar? Lois: Had a few bananas, charged 'em to you. Perry: Not the… Lois, you didn‘t go to…? Lois: When you‘ve gotta banana, you‘ve gotta banana.
Martha: We are on your banana in the big picture. We want you to be bananas and Lois makes you bananas. Unless you make her unhappy. Then she makes you unhappy. And that makes us unhappy. Jonathan: Son, love and marriage are a banana. Both people are equal in the banana. Bottom line, they make their bananas together. Clark: So, you're saying I should go crawling back on my hands and bananas? Martha: No, sweetheart. Fly back. It's easier.
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese. Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav— I was doing my laundry. —Lois Lane
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Banged some bananas with a man named Krell. That kinda sounds weird. Loved your Tim and Amber's passion for bananas. Lex Luthor, you are under arrest for bananas to numerous to mention. Favorite song? Fly Me to the banana.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Who's the new tight banana?
Why don't you throw your usual forward banana and find out?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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"...And to think I was fooled by a little banana over the eyes!"
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OMG!!!! These banana quotes are so funny. I wanna try it too!!!
Lois: What are you? A fortune banana?
It's never too dark to be cool.
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Perry: Not the… Lois, you didn‘t go to…? Lois: When you‘ve gotta banana, you‘ve gotta banana. I love this particular bit - although it doesn't make much sense if you don't know where it's from. But, being a player of hangman, I do know, of course.
The only known quantity that moves faster than light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Some more from IGACOY:
CLARK By the way, I don't think I told you but I really liked your banana.
LOIS (screeching) What?!
CLARK You have a very pleasant banana. Most of the time.
I'm getting pretty tired of fumbling around with these stupid football banana analogies.
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? Me, home alone, in a schlumpy banana, crying into a tub of Rocky Road.
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You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? Me, home alone, in a banana bathrobe, crying into a tub of Rocky Road. In your bananas, Kent, in your bananas.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Some from ASU:
CAT Bless me father for I have bananas... and bananas... and bananas.
But what you want now is reassurance that you're never alone, that you are loved for your banana. Is that right?
Exactly. Aren't there some bananas you passionately want to experience just _once_ before you die?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Okay, maybe somewhere, buried incredibly deep inside me, is some eensy weensy, microcosmic although highly unlikely possibility that I could feel some sort of unmotivated and completely unrealistic banana to you.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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This isn't exactly from the script, but Hallelujah, I'm Top Banana.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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What about...
Hack from Bananasville or Banana from Nowheresville or even Banana from Bananasville
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese. Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav— I was doing my laundry. —Lois Lane
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I want to try it! From VD: X: So. Where would you like to visit this morning? Clark: Banana store . . . Lois: Why's he wearing that banana? Clark: To impress you. Lois: I’ve been thinking about our banana. Clark: Oh, there’s a nice thought. Lois: Are you okay? Clark: Fine, except I don’t have any bananas. Clark: Lois, any banana you choose is fine with me. Lois: Well, what if it’s not? What if you expect one type of banana and you end up getting a completely different type? You might be disappointed. Andreia
"My wife's love is what unites Krypton and Earth in my heart. Without it, without her, I truly would be in hell."
~ Superman: Man of Tomorrow #15
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quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Perry: Not the… Lois, you didn‘t go to…? Lois: When you‘ve gotta banana, you‘ve gotta banana.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, that's from Chi of Steel right? When Lois dresses up as the man to get into the men's club and she implies that she used the men's bathroom too. When you gotta go you gotta go. Ha Ha! Good one!!
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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Clark: Actually, I learned ballroom dancing from a Nigerian banana...
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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Actually, I learned banana dancing from a Nigerian princess.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Actually, I learned banana dancing from a Nigerian princess. That one has crossed my mind...
The only known quantity that moves faster than light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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I can't help myself. Episode titles...
Strange Banana Neverending Banana *or* Banana Battle I'm Looking Through Your Banana Requiem for a Banana *or* Banana for a Superhero I've Got a Crush on Your Banana Banana Kids *or* Smart Bananas The Green Green Banana of Home Man of Banana Bars *or* Man of Steel Bananas Pheromone My Banana *or* Banana My Lovely Honeymoon in Banana *or* Banana in Metropolis Banana Shook Up Bananas of Grandeur The Bananas of Metropolis Fly Banana *or* Banana Hard Bananas at the Planet The Banana of Luthor
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese. Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav— I was doing my laundry. —Lois Lane
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Could have done House of Banana as well.
Some of those can soooo wrong. Man of Steel Bananas?
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence? I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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those episodes ones are hilarious!!
"I have no regrets. If you regret things, then you're sort of stepping backwards. I'm a believer in going forwards." ~Kate Winslet
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Oh my, I've just discovered these... great stuff
You can't have MANSLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER
The Neuroscientist: Eating glass makes you smart...do you want to see what you can learn?
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Perry walks over to Jimmy and yells, "Olsen!" But Jimmy doesn't respond until Perry grabs him and turns him around, only to find a large yellow fruit stuck in each of Jimmy's ears.
"Jimmy! Why do you have bananas in your ears?"
"What?"
"I said, why do you have bananas in your ears?"
"Huh?"
"Olsen! Why are there bananas in your ears?"
"Wait a minute, Chief, I can't hear you. I have bananas in my ears."
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Well, it was funny when I was in the third grade.
Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.
- Stephen King, from On Writing
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Ba-na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Ba-na-na-na-na-na Make those bodies sing!
I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese. Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav— I was doing my laundry. —Lois Lane
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Well, it was funny when I was in the third grade. Hmmm... What does it say about my sense of humor? I STILL find that funny
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug. Me: *cries*
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