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"Lois, what do you think you're doing?"

"Haven't you seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Clark? It's so exciting! I finally got far enough in my martial arts classes to learn mid-air Kung Fu! ... But I'm only just starting, so I have to have these pads underneath me, just in case."

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"Whee! This 'Fly Like Superman!' catapult ride for the Daily Planet street fair was such a great idea! This is going to be fun! 10... 9... 8..."

"Lois! Wait! Jimmy isn't done setting up for the dessert presentation!"

"So?"

"He left the cake on the landing mat!"

"2... 1... Oh NoooOOOOOOOOOooooooooo..." *splat*

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"Okay, Lois. You win. You can do the high jump. Great job. Now can you please get out of the middle of the road?"

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"Lois, I know it's tempting, but I'm sorry. You just can't go using your Ultra Woman powers to make a giant flapjack-flipping machine!"

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"Okay, Clark! I'm coming in for a landing! How am I doing so far?"

"Lois, stop!"

*freezes in mid-air* "What is it?"

"Well, for one thing, you overshot the landing pad. You were about to smash into the sidewalk."

"Oops. What's the other thing?

"You forgot your costume."

"Oh. So much for the secret identity."

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"Lois, what are you doing at the end of a giant game of Mousetrap?"

"Proving a point, Clark."

"Uh, what point is that?"

(Jimmy, OS: Hmm, I wonder what this button does...)

"See this plate I'm standing on?"

"Yeah...?"

(*crank, crank, snap*)

"It's at the end of a long, complicated, and very obvious trap."

"Yeah...?"

(*Roll*)

"So the person standing here when it goes off would be..."

"I don't know."

(*Sproing!*)

"Come on, Clark. The person standing here when it goes off would be pretty darned..."

"I give up."

(*Whum, whum, whum*)

"It's a simple word, Clark. Where's that investigative reporter's spirit?"

"Uhm... looking behind you."

(*clackataclackataclackata*)

"Yeah right. That's the oldest one in the book."

"No, seriously, Lois... You need to know --"

(*pling, pling, pling*)

"Don't try to sidetrack me, Clark. All you have to do is say the word."

"I'll guess later, okay? Right now, I need you to step off the plate."

(*rrrrrrooooooooooooolllllllllll...*)

"Fine, if you don't want to play, I'll just tell you. But you're really disappointing me, Clark."

"I'm sorry, Lois. I'd be happy to guess once you're off the plate, but I really think you need to --"

(*wooosh*)

"Forget it, Clark. It's too late. I'm just going to say it. As obvious as this set-up is, the person standing here when the trap went off would be pretty..." (*WHUD*) "darned..." (*SPRING!*) "Chummmmmmmmpppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

Why does something about Wile E Coyote and the RoadRunner come to my mind when I look at that picture?

Oh, wow! You people are killing me!

So... how long before I pick the winner? How is this usually done?

(And Trin, if you still can't see the picture, check out loisandclarkarchive, publicity photos page 3, and there is really just one picture there where Lois is flying through the air! )

Ann

I believe it's up to you. I think people wait a couple days... longer if there aren't too many responses. But there certainly are a lot here! So... whenever you want?

Okay! Cat, you're the winner. Not only is Lois flying on a caffeine high after drinking 47 cups of coffee, but her impending hangover will give her superhearing and a super-headache, too!!!

Ann

Oooh, me? Thankies!



I know s4 wasn't everybody's favorite, but I thought there were some humorous scenes

Lois: Look at her legs and I'll poke your eyes out with my chopsticks

Oh shoot. My joke doesn't work. Nevermind. I thought the girl in the episode was Denise Richards. I forgot, she was in Seasons Greedings not this episode. I just realized my big elaborate joke about "I Do But I Dont" and Clark falling for her just got ruined. :p I feel rather dumb now.

Lois: "What do you mean, you sneezed? Are you telling me that woman is flying, because you sneezed? If that is another one of your flimsy excuses, I...I..."

Clark: I don't know if that's such a good idea.
Lois: Why not? I want to see if those are Perrys real legs!

Lois: Clark! You said your stomach hurt and that you thought there was Kryptonite around!

Clark: I...

Lois: I'll show you Kryptonite! How would you like these chopsticks shoved up your nose!?

Clark: Well something made me sick...

Lois: Really. Let's see. Are her pantyhose green? <takes a look> Nope, not green. So, unless you think you'd like to check her toenails for green paint, I suggest you get back to the table or we're never eating out again and you can eat MY cooking, then we'll see 'sick'.


LOL - sorry - I'm in a strange mood today. <g>

-- DJ

Aww LauraS! Can I hear it anyway? I just recently watched that movie (twice...) tee!

The winner is... another folc, because either way, Perry's legs are better than mine! =P (And I sporfled when I read it. Teehee!)

Me?? Really?? I'm making a happy dance over here !!!

Okay here's the next picture, make up something funny!!

Clark: Look, Lois, this is what I learned on my first ballet lesson yesterday. We all had to walk on the tips of our toes and flap our arms like a little fairy and then we went like this...
Lois: Oink?


Sorry, it's all I could come up with. The pic is hilarious though

Clark: Lois, look over my shoulder. Mayson's coming. You think there's a chance she hasn't see me?

Well, all I could come up with...

Carolyn

Okay, I'll cheat.

Five minutes later: See pic

Oh, just another note: Where the quote is from. Well... Look here: Wrestle Me This by Lara Moon.

Clark's initial reaction when Lois asks him how bad the pimple on her nose really is.

Don't love "Phoenix" and all that thing about the almost first date? I know I do I have a fit of laugh EVERY time I watch the episode

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