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Here's the URL --

http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/Foundling/TheFoundling41.jpg

But don't try to click on it. Andrea's website doesn't allow for "linking". You will have to manually type it into a new window. <g>

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[Linked Image]

See if this works now.


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Yep I can see it now, but I have no idea for a caption though. frown


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Ok, I will try one.

Jor-El:No, Lara, I told you we don't have time. We have get Kal-El in the space ship before the planet explodes.

Lara: Come on Jor, just one more time. Do your impression of Jimmy Kimmel. Please. grovel


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Jor-El Thinking: I'm better than everyone else. I'm the one who warned the council about the planet exploding in a few days.

Lara thining: He looks so hot when he's arogont. Even though I was the one who discovered that the planet was going to explode in a few days, he thinks that he's better than everyone else. But I don't mind. I just want to jump his bones. Jor-El, you have do have an hour to spare don't you, Honey?......


Lame I know, but in that pic it looks like he does think that he's better than everyone and Lara looks like she is worshipping him.


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Lara: Jor-El, my husband...

Jor-El: Yes?

Lara: You have a very nice S.

(Gag blatantly stolen from the 90s Superman cartoon.)

----

Lara: Jor-El, I'm sorry, but I must leave you...

Jor-El: What? Why?

Lara: Just Shoot Me.

Jor-El: What? Why would I do that? I love you...

Lara: No, no. It's the name of a new sitcom about a fashion magazine. I'm going to be one of the main characters. Oh, and I got a gig as a major recurring villain on this really cool cartoon, too. It's called Gargoyles. So, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to be able to do any more little cameos here.

Jor-El. Oh. Well, uhm, that's okay.

Lara: Really? You're such a good husband...

Jor-El: Well, I suppose there's that. But the other thing is that the entire planet is about to explode.

Lara: Oh. That would suck, yes. Good thing I'm moving on, then. Good luck to you with... uhm... that whole exploding planet thing.

Jor-El: Er... thanks, I guess.

---

Lara: I'm sorry...

Jor-El: Hmm?

Lara: It's just...

Jor-El: Yes...?

Lara: You are no Marlon Brando.

Jor-El: Yes, well, these days when people tell me I'm not half the man he is, I take it as a compliment.

----

Lara: Jor-El, I was thinking...

Jor-El: Yes?

Lara: If the planet is about to explode...

Jor-El: Yes?

Lara: Maybe we should get out of our pajamas.

Jor-El: Yes, I suppose we should meet our ends in something a little more dignified.

Lara: Oh. Yeah. There's that.

Jor-El: Did you have something else in mind?

Lara: Yeah. I was thinking... As long as the whole planet is about to explode... Maybe we should go out with a bang.


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Jor-El: "This boy-child in the birthing matrix doesn't look that much like us, does he?"

Lara: "No, but you don't have to worry about that. You sure are the father, for little Kal-El looks much more like you than like me."

Jor-El (trying to do some quick thinking, but failing): "Lara, er, you're right. He's truly daddy's boy."

Lara (suspicious): "Is there something *I* ought to know?"
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Okay, it's lame, but I couldn't come up with anything better.


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Okay, it's lame, but I couldn't come up with anything better.
LOL! No, that's exactly what I was thinking!
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Me? Oh! Now I'll have to find a pic...

EDIT:

So, got one. It's rather small, and the quality isn't all that good, but I like the pic so much...
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Teri: I'm pretending to choke so Dean will give me the Heimlich maneuver cause I just love his arms around me. This is great.

I think I've spent too much time around Lara and Nancy and DJ, etc. I'm starting to think like a female, or at least notice things that they would.


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LOL Woody! Don't you dare blame *that* on me! <g>

Lois: When I said I wanted to see your wrestling moves from college this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Clark: Darn.


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Not really, it's just seeing all the drooling responses to Clark's arms makes me think of that kind of stuff and after writing that caption, I realized it looked (to me) like something a female would write.


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
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Dean: I don't think the piggy back was a good idea.

or

Teri:That's the last time *laugh* we bring a canister of *laugh* laughing gas into this room.

By the way, I thought of a decidedly n caption for this. Where should I post it i.e. what "folder" in the nfic forum?


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Dean: Gotta *grunt* hold *grunt* in *grunt* the *grunt* gas.

Teri: Hehehe...I farted and they think it's Dean.


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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On New Krypton, males are drawn to *tackle* the females during the elaborate mating ritual. Later there are chocolate cream pies and spankings(which is why the female is smiling) goofy


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LOL!!! These are hilarious!

Woody you had me in stitches!

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Oh, they're all really good. Hard to choose. But the ones I like most come from Woody, so... [Linked Image] You're on, Woody!

And: Nfic caption in a PM to me, please! grovel


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I would like to see the nCaption as well please. Please PM it to me.

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Met too, please grovel
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Here's the photo. I don't have the ability to load it as an image right now.

http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/ASU/AllShookUp1308.jpg


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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