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(Stealing this idea from another board) The topic is self-explanatory, really. Add your own ideas. Here are my own attempts. --- Dan Scardino: I hate colorful clothing. Black's more my thing, really. --- Clark: Lex Luthor is a darn nice guy. --- Tempus: I love Utopia. I can't imagine my life away from here. Thank God for Superman and Lois Lane. --- Perry: Elvis on the radio *again*?? Turn it off right now!! --- Bobby: Thank you for this invitation to dinner at the fanciest restaurant in town, but I'm on a diet. Why don't we go watch a play instead? --- See ya, AnnaBtG. 
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Lois Lane (from season one or two): Superman? Naah. Not really my type.
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Lois Lane: "Let's not wait until the wedding night to make love, Lex!" 
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Lois Lane: Chocolate? Ew, gross!
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Clark Kent: Lois Lane is just too high-strung and temperamental. I can't deal with it!
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Columnist
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Clark: Lana, will you marry me?
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LEX: "I'm so happy that finally my best friend Clark is going to marry Lois! They're a lovely pair!" 
the greatest thing you ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return
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RALPH: "I respect you Lois as a human being and not an object of desire."
LEX: "Power? Nah, it does not mean much to me. Life is all about being to sleep and be a couch potato."
CLARK: <help Superman> "Ugh, again! I just sat down! Stupid humans, can't they think?"
LOIS: "You know what, reporting it isn't my thing. I should have become a show girl. I do have great legs for it!"
LOIS: "Ralph, will you go out with me? You're they type of man that I have dreamed about being with for the rest of my life."
HERB: "I really hate bowler hats."
LOIS: Pilot. "Hey Smallville, do you want to go out on a date? I think you are hot."
I've converted to lurk-ism... hopefully only temporary.
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Clark: Lois I'm so happy that you are marrying Lex Luthor. He'd be great third richest man in the world and he has no skeletons in is closet
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Cat: I'm becoming a cloistered nun.
Lois: I hate Chinese take out.
Johnaton to Martha: When is your son going to grow up. We finally get him out of the house and here he is again, every five minutes.
Martha: *My* son. You'er the one that buried the spaceship.
Clark: I'm moving my desk.Every time I look up I see Lois.
"I'm red-eyed, tired and drunk" Teri Hatcher
"Fun will now commence" 7of9
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Lois: Clark, you're so right all the time.
Clark: A date? Gee Lois you're not really my type.
Clark: Does the spandex make me look fat?
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Lois: Superman, put me down. I NEVER want to go flying with you again.
Lois: Get away from there Clark. It's dangerous!
Asabi: Asabi do this. Asabi do that.What does he take me for, some kind of servant?
"I'm red-eyed, tired and drunk" Teri Hatcher
"Fun will now commence" 7of9
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Clark: Do you want to go out tonight, Cat?
Cat: Clark, GO AWAY!
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Lex: Superman, wanna be my roomate?
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Superman: I need some kryptonite now
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 Im enjoying this. Jimmy: '' Chief, Elvis suck.'' Clark: ''Mum, cut it out. I'm an adult!'' Lois: ''I cant go out with you, Superman. I'm still in love with Claude.'' Cat: ''Lets wait until the wedding.'' Lex: ''All we need is love.'' Superman: ''My mom made this ridiculous suit for me.'' Perry: ''I guess I'll call in sick today.''
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
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Lois: "Clark, I really think Leo Nunk at the Dirt Digger is going to win the Kerth this year. We shouldn't go."
Clark: "Lois, I'm sorry. I just can't wait for you any longer. I'm moving on. Mayson's available. I think I'll give her a call right now."
Clark: "You know, Lois, Dan Scardino really grows on you after a while. I think I'm starting to like him."
Clark: "Inspector Henderson smiles too much."
Any LexCorp employee: "I think you're wrong, Mr. Luthor."
-- Roger
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -- Benjamin Franklin
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Mayson: Clark, I want to go out tonight, but I have a date with Superman.
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Cat: Perry, can we get rid of Clark, he's ugly
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Clark: Yo ,Jimmy, turn your music up.
Alice: Clark I *know* Perry is your boss.
"I'm red-eyed, tired and drunk" Teri Hatcher
"Fun will now commence" 7of9
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CLARK (when he has lost his powers): "Ah, don't worry about it. Flying is so over rated."
I've converted to lurk-ism... hopefully only temporary.
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Lois: " Clark Kent is superman? well I could have told you that."
Jimmy: "Here's your research Mr. Kent."
Clark: "My place or your place Cat?"
Dr. Deter: " Know What Clark, you can have Lois, this is too much work for me."
Laters-
Lisa
Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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Dr Klein: 'Science is for nerds.'
Arianna Carlin: 'Lois, you were going to marry the man I loved. lets hang out.'
Superman: 'Stupid woman. Can't you see that I'm Clark Kent.'
Tempus: 'Hey, Super, I'm your fan!'
Lois: 'Clark? What the hell are you doing here wearing this costume?'
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
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Lois: Clark, I put the Cheese of the Month Club package on your desk.
Perry: Where is my copy of the Whisper?
Clark: Sugary doughnuts make me itch.
Lex: This penthouse is too clean. I'm moving to suicide slum. Actually, I want to live in a cage.
"I'm red-eyed, tired and drunk" Teri Hatcher
"Fun will now commence" 7of9
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