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Well, we won't really be taking this to Nfic, and captions must remain PG-13 or below. Still, in honor of the occasion: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/01-54.jpg) Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Clark : (telepatic to phonebook) do not dare falling. mum, what do you mean earlier when you say 'they won't look at your face'?' Martha (on other part of line of phone): abs...nothing. can i put more caption? 
nag --> Twilight (eg).
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As many as you want to or can come up with, Kate.  Paul
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have only one more:
clark: allo? what i wear? jeans and santiag. topless. what? no. no indian feathers. cape? cape need a washing...
voice (whisper): no trouble, mister Kent. welcome at (Kate check a dictionnary) Yummy Metropolis Capemen Academy.
nag --> Twilight (eg).
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"Yes, I'm trying it on! I was just about to put the top half on when you called....No, I *don't* think I'll like it any better once I've tried on the whole thing! Why?! Because it's a TUTU, Mom!!! A TUTU!!!!"
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what i'm wearing lois used your imagation lol  
I will and always be a big fan of Lois and Clark forever and forever.
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part2 what i'm wearing lois ..... nothing lois on the other side) really... i'll be right there
I will and always be a big fan of Lois and Clark forever and forever.
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Yes, I will need those clothes delivered. As soon as possible . . .
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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Answers voice on the other end of the phone. "What am I wearing? What do you mean what am I wearing?!?"
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Martha(on the other side of the line): I'm sorry about the sewing machine not working, Clark. But, are you sure about your new costume?
Clark(checking his appearance, once): It'll work. It has to.
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If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
Waking a Miracle by Aria
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-- Clark (on the phone): I got it, Lois. I should have told you earlier I'm Superman. I'm very sorry. Now can you please let me in? -- See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Okay, been a couple days since the last caption. Time to pick a winner. Some really good ones this time, but one just hit me right. Clark (on the phone): I got it, Lois. I should have told you earlier I'm Superman. I'm very sorry. Now can you please let me in?  You're up, Anna! Paul
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Glad you liked it, Paul! I didn't really expect it to win. /me scrolls through pictures... Aha! I'm really curious to see what you'll do with this. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/10-112.JPG) See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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"Oh woah...wow! I had no clue this new chocolate scented cologne would be SUCH a hit with the ladies! " 
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(effeminate tone, fake French accent) "Lois, DAHLING, what did I tell you? Zat is not zee dress for you. Don't cry, cherie!"
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Lois: ... and then he said he didn't like my dress! I picked it out for our wedding, Clark! He's my fiance and he hates my dress! This is a nightmare. I'm marrying a handsome and powerful man who has done a lot of good in this city. I should be happy, not... *sob*
Clark: This is about Lex? Talk to the hand, Lois.
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Clark, thinking: Okay, Kent. You can do this. So Lois fell asleep on my shoulder. It's nice. So a fly landed on her. Not a big deal. So it got stuck in the spiderweb-like lace of her dress. It happens. So it just happened to land on her chest. Flies don't know any better. All I have to do is swat it away. I can do this. So, maybe it might look a little odd. Maybe it'll cause some gossip. Maybe Lois might take it the wrong way. It's just a fly. I can swat it. Really. All I have to do is take my hand and... Okay, here we go... I'm going to do it. Right now. ... Okay, now. ... (That frantic buzzing is driving me nuts. Can't anyone else hear that?) ... Okay, now. ...
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Lois: Clark, can you do me a favor?
Clark: Sure, Lois. What is it?
Lois (sitting down in his lap): It's kind of a secret...
Clark: Uhm, okay...
Lois: I'll whisper it in your ear...
Clark: Yeah. Sure...
Lois: Clark...?
Clark: Yes...?
Lois: I need you to get a hold of Superman for me.
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Lois: So, I was thinking...
Clark: Uh-huh...
Lois: For our honeymoon...
Clark: Yeah...?
Lois: We could *whisper, whisper*...
Clark: Ooo...
Lois: And then *whisper, whisper*...
Clark: I like the way you're thinking...
Lois: And, after that... *whisper, whisper*
Clark: Sounds good to -- Hey, wait a second. What was that about putting the furniture from your apartment in our new place?
Lois: Drat. So close.
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Clark (thinking): Wow! I didn't think the prayer I prayed just a few seconds ago would be answered so quickly!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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fash on tv: this the new piece of Madame Tussaud: Lois Lane and Clark Kent. join by the phone, reporters say:
Lois: Clark and i are just friends.
Clark (happy smile): they made us stay 8 hours pose like this.
Lois : just. good. friends.
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I think it's time to pick a winner... Tough competition! But I think I'll go with LL's chocolate-scented cologne You're up, LL! See ya, AnnaBtG. P.S.: My RL friend Anna uses to say that, and imagining Clark saying it just cracks me up
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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