Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition XXII

Ah, that would explain things. I've only ever seen that once and I think it is one of the few that we didn't get on tape.

James

SARA~! I am dying of laughter! Hilarious!!

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Lois: "Take *that,* disco ball!" (girlish squeak as she bats it with her tiny handbag)
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--Wanda *still laughing at Sara's response* Detroit

Since nobody's picked a winner yet, I think it's unanimous that Sara's the winner here!

(Although, don't get me wrong, I also adore Paul's "Seven Stages of Falling Disco Balls!")

Sara, you're up!

Oh shoot! I didn't really want to win...Paul, this is all your fault! ...do I really have to look through the archive? )

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Clark: That chicken costume was a *really* bad idea.
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AnnaBtG. (who may be back with more )

Lois: "If you could just plead a bit more with your eyes... yes, like that! See, now that's what I call a puppy-dog-look, Clark!"

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Clark: "Mwwwhwwhwmwwhwmwwhhhh!"

Jimmy: "What did CK just say?"

Lois: "The bad guys kidnapped Clark and ever since his face is stuck in that position. If you can figure out what he's saying it would be a great help!"

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Clark (thinking): "If I can hold this expression for a minute longer, I'll make it to the Guinness Book of Records for looking sad over 10,000 minutes!"


Saskia

No, Sara, you don't have to look through the whole archive. Sometimes, I use it to double-check, but I have a feeling not many do. If you want to, though, it's pretty easy. Just open the thread and do a text search. You can put in the full URL (since you have to copy and paste that anyway if you're going to post the pic) or just the numbers from the filename.

Congrats on posting the pic, in any case!

For the record, I'm pretty sure I haven't seen this one before. <g>

Anyway... captions. Hmm. Still waking up, so I'm not sure I've got much. I may have to come back later. For now...

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If Space Rats had been unleashed during the NK arc:

"But Daddy, I don't want to go live on an asteriod and be married to Zara! Waaaaaah!"

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"Ugh. Yellow Kryptonite tastes awful."

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Clark: Okay, Lois. How's this?

Lois: No, no, Clark! You're doing it all wrong! You shouldn't be frowning, you should be puckering!

Clark: Puckering? Like for a kiss?

Lois: Not quite...

Martha: Lois? Clark? What's going on?

Lois: I'm trying to teach Clark how to eat sour candies. He ate a whole box and didn't make a face! Luckily, the theater was dark, so not too many people noticed, but we have to be more careful. ... Okay, Clark, watch me again. You have to pucker your face, like this...

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You think so, Capone? Come here. I'll make you an offer you can't refuse...

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Okay, Patric, now you've done it. Now you will have to face... Angry Clark! ... No, wait a sec. That's not quite it. Uhm... <shifts expression> ... Angry Clark! ... No, I can get this... <shifts expression> ... Angry Clark! ... I can do this, really...

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Lois: Clark, what's wrong?

Clark: It's the evil Dr. Frowny-Face! He got tired of hearing "Turn that frown upside-down" and made a frowny-face ray! Must... force... lips... to... smile!

Okay, it's been a few days so I suppose I have to choose a winner...though I really don't want to...they're all so funny!

And well...I couldn't really choose, these three had me laughing non-stop:

Paul and Sas! In the end...I had to pick Sas...You're up!

Sara

Aww, thanks Sara! Glad you liked it!

So for the next photo, how about this:



Let's see what you all can come up with!

Saskia

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Lois: I have vif lock of hair ftuck in my mouf and I can't fpeak. Can you helf me remove it? My hands are kinda full right now.
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Yess I know you sought fhat shifing would be shun, but get fhis hook out of my lip!

James

"There! Finished! I have sucessfully turned this statue of Superman I stole from Madame Tussaud's into a statue of Clark Kent! Now, when Superman comes to reclaim it, as instructed in the ransom note, we'll see how he reacts! It's my most devious plan yet!"

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"Okay, Clark? You ready? You and me. One on one. A high-stakes duel for everything! The game is strip pictionary! Now... draw!"

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"Clark, I've been taking art lessons from your mother."

"Oh... really? Uhm... that's nice..."

"You know what she told me?"

"Uhm... no. What?"

"She said that when you learn to draw, you have to start a certain way."

"She did?"

"Yes. You see, it's very tricky to learn how to draw clothes, so you have to start with nudes..."

"I... see..."

"So, I need a model..."

"Uh-huh..."

"Ralph tried to offer. He's still recovering."

"And, uh... what's this got to do with me?"

"I want you to post for me."

"Me?"

"Yes. You. What's the matter? You afraid?"

"Afraid? Uhm, no, but..."

"Then what is it? Show me what you've got!"

"Lois, this isn't a pheromone thing, is it?"

"No pheremones here, Clark. Just you... and me."

<Gulp> "I... uh... have to go return a library book! See you later!" <Woosh>

"Darn it. I thought Greek gods were supposed to like being in the nude."

<Woosh> "Greek gods?"

"Good ears, Kent."

"Er... thanks."

(to be continued... by someone with some idea of where this is going...)

It's been a few days since the last entry, so I'm going to chose a winner.

Paul, you were as funny as ever, especially that last one! Anna, great one too. But I'm going to pick James:

Go for it, James!

Saskia

Yes! I was hoping to win!

I just recently installed software that would allow for screen capturing of the DVD-RWs that we are making of the LnC series. (We really need to get some better copies of the first season...)

Anyway, I found a couple that would be just hillarious, so please forgive me for giving you two to choose from.




And



do one or both!

James

First one:

"The hills are aliiiiive with the sound of musiiiiiic...."


Second one:

Lois: Lex, what are you doing with a Kryptonite cage in your basement?

Lex: it's not a Kryptonite cage, my darling. It's just a new home cocoon chair I'm trying to launch.

Lois (sarcastically) : I should have guessed! Is the agonising Superman also part of the package or is it a Metropolis-limited edition?

Carole

I may be back later, but for now...

First pic:

Lex: Oh yes, Superman! I'd love to go flying with you! I thought you'd never ask! All this time, struggling to get your attention...

Second pic:

Lex: No! It can't be! You're not real!

Voice (OS): I assure you, I'm very real, and when I'm done with you, there won't be enough of you left to bury in an ice cube tray.

Lex: No, you can't! I'm Lex Luthor!

Voice: Oh, but I can. I'm going to... <whisper, whisper> mountain... <whisper, whisper> jagged rocks... <whisper, whisper> bleeding slowly... <whisper, whisper> starving... <whisper, whisper> freezing... <whisper, whisper> scavengers... <whisper, whisper>...

Lex: No! I will not accept this! I am not going to be ruined by a talking rat!

Lol, Paul!

1st pic
Lex: You there! Boy! What day is this?

OS: Today? Why, it's Christmas day...

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Lex: Well, Harvey, what do you say we go get some drinks?

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2nd pic:

OS: Scotty, I told you to beam us down *outside* the city! Who is this guy and where the heck are we?!

Cyad and Paul, yours were quite good, but I am a real sucker for Crossover stories so I declare Queen of the Capes the winner!

James

Hi,

The winner has already been selected for the Lex pics, and I've never responded to the cap. competition before, but when I saw these two, I had to put mine in....

Lex pic 1

"...Tooomorow! Tomorrow! I love ya! Tomorrow! You're only a daaaaaaaaay aaaaa-waaaaaaay!!!"
:rolleyes:

Lex pic 2

"OOOOWWWW! That's the last time I use a do-it-yourself-at-home vasectomy kit!"

Oh, dear...Windfall that was great!

Since I already have picked a winner, I can only give you an honorable mention, but those were great!


James