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Sort of Look alike of Clark: But Lois I really AM Clark! Can't you tell by my tie?
Lois: Oh sure you are, when aliens fly...wait a second!
Am I gay? I'm ECSTATIC!
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Clark: Come on, Lois. All I said was I think you'd look great if you cut your hair short. That's no reason to get mad at me, Lois... Lois?
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Clark: Don't be ridiculous, Lois! I didn't have any "massive plastice surgery"; just two nose operations so I could breathe better!
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Another idea, taking into account Paul's edit...
-- Lois: (thinking) I can't believe how much his face changed after that yellow Kryptonite exposure. Even looking at him now makes me wanna throw up. --
AnnaBtG.
P.S.: Paul, which episode is this from?
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Teri Hatcher, to producer (unseen): "I hate cast changes! Okay, so Dean wanted more money than me and I'm glad you didn't give in to him, but couldn't you have found someone who looks a bit more like him than this guy?" Wendy
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Lois (To Dr Hamilton) : funny, but with those glasses and a mustache he'd be the living clone of...Wait a minute! you ressurected Groucho Marx?!! Carole PS: this one's dedicated to a very dear colleague of mine, maybe the biggest Marx Brothers fan on Earth.
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"The sky is falling! The sky is falling," Lois exclaimed. "Help, Superman!"
Clark glanced up. "Looks fine to me."
I believe there's a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. -- Aunt May, Spider-Man 2
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Clark: C'mon Lois say something! Do I look like Christopher Reeve's Clark Kent/Superman or not?
Lois: I make it a point not to speak to a guy with a tie and a pair of glasses louder than myself
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Well, it's been a few days since the last caption, so I guess it's time for a new pic. I'm sort of tempted to go with Emily, who appears to have been looking at the wrong pic, but I think I'm going to have to go with Wendy on this one. Teri Hatcher, to producer (unseen): "I hate cast changes! Okay, so Dean wanted more money than me and I'm glad you didn't give in to him, but couldn't you have found someone who looks a bit more like him than this guy?" Good one! You're up, Wendy! Oh, and to answer Anna's question... P.S.: Paul, which episode is this from? "Chi of Steel." The guy in the picture is Clark's old friend, Chen Chow, mild-mannered reporter for a Chinatown newspaper with a mysterious connection to the super-powered ninja who, like Robin Hood, was known for stealing from an evil company and giving the money to the downtrodden people that company had taken advantage of. How's that for a bit of run-on exposition? Paul
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Thanks, Paul! I don't think I've watched this one.
See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Wow! Thanks, Paul! Okay, how about something a little bit different... Have at it! Wendy
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Martha: "Lois, I don't think it's a good to idea to change Clark's costume."
Lois: "You don't?"
Martha: "Look at that pattern and those... those thingies. People will think he's a mix of Spiderman and Batman!"
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Lois: Gosh, Martha, I knew Clark and I shouldn’t have introduced red kryptonite into our sex life.
Martha: So how do you propose to get Clark off that chandelier?
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-- Lois: Did I use too much baking-powder? Martha: I think so... I was just wondering where to put seventy kilos of chocolate cake. -- AnnaBtG. (thankies to my mom for the info on baking-powder)
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Artist (off camera): Well, what do you think?
Martha: I like the brushwork. Very good technique...
Lois: Martha... That's... you? You let him...
Martha: It's for Jonathan. What do you think?
Lois: But you don't...
Artist: I haven't learned how to do clothes yet.
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Lois: Clark? Is that you? What happened?
Clark (off-camera): What? Where am I? Who am I? What's going on?
Martha: He's lost his memory? Well, it'll come back. Meantime, I can work with this... Your name is Clark. You're my son. And you were about to clean up your room. And cook dinner. And...
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Voice from the light: Whoooaaaa... I am the ghost of heroes past! Huh!
Lois: I don't believe it!
Martha: Elvis? You did come back!
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Clark: Well, I'm all ready to go undercover. What do you think?
Lois: Uhm... er...
Martha: I think you need a few more sequins. Oh, and a cape. It'll look great when you're dancing. Hmm, and the pants could be a little more streamlined...
Lois: Wha... that is... erm... Where are you going undercover, exactly?
Martha: ... do you think the material is shiney enough?
Clark: Mom?
Martha: Hey, what if we changed the color of the pants? Maybe put a pattern on them?
Clark: Mom?? I'm uncomfortable enough...
Martha: Well, we don't want anyone looking at your face!
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Voice from the light: Lois, I have come for you...
Lois: What? Who are you? What do you want?
Voice: I have come for your hair...
Lois: My hair? But...
Voice: Oh, wait. It's short already. Never mind.
Lois: Uhm, okay...
Voice: But if you ever grow it out again, I'll be back!
Lois: Er, right...
<Light vanishes>
Martha: Who was that masked man? And where did he get those shears?
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Martha: I know Clark's been a little stressed out the past couple of days, but I didn't expect him...
Lois: ...to walk all over the ceiling screaming and beating his chest like Godzilla?
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Lois: It's bad enough when the kids track mud on the carpets, but how am I going to explain the footprints on the cieling to our neighbors???
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Lois: I can't do this Martha. I know what you're trying to do, but I'm really not sure... Martha: Of course you can do it, Lois. Plus, think of it, the cure will do you good. Lois (winces and takes in a deep breath): Okay, then. Er... Hi everyone, my name is Lois Lane and I hate Christmas time. Crowd (O.S): Hi Lois! Lois: And before you ask, there's no way you're gonna make me kiss that Santie guy...Oh! Sorry Clark, I didn't recognize you. Carole
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Well, it looks like it's time for me to pick a winner! I have to say that the footprints on the ceiling made me grin (nice one, Mary!), and Jen's Godzilla raised a smile as well. But for some reason this one just tickled me most of all: Lois: Did I use too much baking-powder? Martha: I think so... I was just wondering where to put seventy kilos of chocolate cake. Excellent, Anna! You're up! Wendy
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Yay!! Um...... Where can I find some pics? Thank you, AnnaBtG.
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