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The last thread is nearly at magic number 50, so time for a new one! Thanks to Tank's curmudgeonly refusal to post pics, I'm up! Thanks Mary. Glad you liked it.  So, time for a new pic, then. Right. Let's see what you can do with this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/06-052.JPG) Paul
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Little Known Fact: Before Lois and Clark: the New Adventures of Superman, Dean Cain and Terri Hatcher also co-starred in an obscure biographical movie about the life of Colonel Sanders.
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Clark: "What's that, you say, Chicken Little?"
Lois: "The sky is falling!"
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Lois: I'm not going back to that chicken coop no matter what you say Clark!
Clark: C'mon Lois those poor little baby chicks need you!
Lois: It's not the baby chicks I'm afraid of Clark it's that big fat old rooster that is looking at me like I'm gonna be his new wife!
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Clark: now, *this* gives 'chickening out' a whole new meaning.
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Alt Clark: "It's amazing what graphic artists can do..."
Clark, with a sheepish look: "That's not pixtal manipulation..."
Alt Lois: "What! There is no way!!! I'd...How could you???"
Lois: "I REALLY wanted the story."
Alt Lois: "Well, did you?"
Lois: "Yes!"
Alt Lois: "Well, ok then."
Alt Clark: "The bare shoulders are rather nice looking..."
Clark: "Don't go there!"
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For your Chicken Run fans:
"Look out! Here comes the farmer's wife. I tell you she's up to something. You've got to teach us to fly!"
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Lois: See Clark, I told you this suit wasn't Freudian!
Clark: Yeah, but Lois, We need the eggs.
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Voice over: "Ladies and Gentle, we now present you Superman and Lex Luthor!"
Clark: Drops is jaw.
Lois: "Are that genuine Tarzan and Jane outfits?"
Clark: Lets his jaw hit the floor.
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well, 2 days without a new caption. guess it's time to pick a winner. i can't believe no one went for ![[Linked Image]](http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/5991/graphics/sc00006-sm.jpg) . maybe it's just too obscure at this point. <sigh> was hoping at least one person would do something like this: --- voice, from offstage: help, super chicken! lois and clark, simultaniously: uh, excuse me. i have to... uhm... i'll be right back... --- or something like that, anyway. but, alas, no. well, never mind that. i have to get the theme song out of my head now. oh, and pick a winner, too. when you find yourself in danger, when you're threatened by a stranger, when it looks like you will take a lickin'... er, sorry... bad song. sit. stay. uhm, go fetch... winner, right... i'm going to have to go with elizabeth on this one: "Look out! Here comes the farmer's wife. I tell you she's up to something. You've got to teach us to fly!"  only this rooster *can* fly. <g> you're up! Paul
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elisabeth? hello? you there?
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Elisabeth's only internet access is through my laptop which was with me in chicago for the last 4 days.
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Thanks Paul! Try this one... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/08099.jpg) Elisabeth
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Lois: "I never thought line dancing could be this much fun!"
Clark: "You think this is fun, just wait till I take you over to the taffy pull contest. I hear that they are using chocolate flavoring this time."
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Lois: I triple-dog dare you!
Clark: Fine, Lois, I'll moon everyone. Right here and now... *undoes his buckle*
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martha, coyly embarassed: oh, gosh... jonathan... you really want me to go to the dance with you?
woman in the foreground (bottom left corner): my science fair project is ruined! what will i do now?
man in leather coat: heeeeeyyyyyy...
clark, thinking: oh no! the evil dr. fonzilla has mind-wiped the whole town, turning them into "classic TV teenagers!" he must be stopped! this looks like a job for --
lois: hey, clarkie! you want to go to the dairy freeze with me? we could get ice cream, and then sneak around back when no one's looking...
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Triple dog dare, huh? That reminds me of the one and only time my sister decided to moon someone. She mooned out the window just as her Mommy and Daddy were coming home. Not the best move, even for one at such a young age.
In any case, thanks for the patience. And Hatman, your up.
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Wow, thanks! Glad you liked it! So, time for a new pic, huh? Okay... Let's see what you good FoLCs can do with this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc02/11045.jpg) EDIT: I forgot to add a note to look carefully at this pic, particularly at the face of the guy behind Lois. Paul (Hey, look! This is post 777 for me! Exactly the number of members we currently have on the boards! Yay meaningless milestones!)
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-- Clark: You can't be that mad at me, Lois! Lois: Of course I can! You ate the last chocolate-covered donut!! -- AnnaBtG. 
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Lois: (to Clark, off screen) "Easy, Kent. You CAN be replaced. I've already started look--Wait a minute, here comes your replacement now..."
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Sort of Look alike of Clark: But Lois I really AM Clark! Can't you tell by my tie?
Lois: Oh sure you are, when aliens fly...wait a second!
Am I gay? I'm ECSTATIC!
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Clark: Come on, Lois. All I said was I think you'd look great if you cut your hair short. That's no reason to get mad at me, Lois... Lois?
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Clark: Don't be ridiculous, Lois! I didn't have any "massive plastice surgery"; just two nose operations so I could breathe better!
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Another idea, taking into account Paul's edit...
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P.S.: Paul, which episode is this from?
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Teri Hatcher, to producer (unseen): "I hate cast changes! Okay, so Dean wanted more money than me and I'm glad you didn't give in to him, but couldn't you have found someone who looks a bit more like him than this guy?" Wendy
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"The sky is falling! The sky is falling," Lois exclaimed. "Help, Superman!"
Clark glanced up. "Looks fine to me."
I believe there's a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. -- Aunt May, Spider-Man 2
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Clark: C'mon Lois say something! Do I look like Christopher Reeve's Clark Kent/Superman or not?
Lois: I make it a point not to speak to a guy with a tie and a pair of glasses louder than myself
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Well, it's been a few days since the last caption, so I guess it's time for a new pic. I'm sort of tempted to go with Emily, who appears to have been looking at the wrong pic, but I think I'm going to have to go with Wendy on this one. Teri Hatcher, to producer (unseen): "I hate cast changes! Okay, so Dean wanted more money than me and I'm glad you didn't give in to him, but couldn't you have found someone who looks a bit more like him than this guy?" Good one! You're up, Wendy! Oh, and to answer Anna's question... P.S.: Paul, which episode is this from? "Chi of Steel." The guy in the picture is Clark's old friend, Chen Chow, mild-mannered reporter for a Chinatown newspaper with a mysterious connection to the super-powered ninja who, like Robin Hood, was known for stealing from an evil company and giving the money to the downtrodden people that company had taken advantage of. How's that for a bit of run-on exposition? Paul
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Thanks, Paul! I don't think I've watched this one.
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Wow! Thanks, Paul! Okay, how about something a little bit different... ![[Linked Image]](http://images1.fotki.com/v1/photos/1/11220/95599/HIW05llmk-1-vi.jpg) Have at it! Wendy
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Martha: "Lois, I don't think it's a good to idea to change Clark's costume."
Lois: "You don't?"
Martha: "Look at that pattern and those... those thingies. People will think he's a mix of Spiderman and Batman!"
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Martha: So how do you propose to get Clark off that chandelier?
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-- Lois: Did I use too much baking-powder? Martha: I think so... I was just wondering where to put seventy kilos of chocolate cake. -- AnnaBtG. (thankies to my mom for the info on baking-powder)
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Artist (off camera): Well, what do you think?
Martha: I like the brushwork. Very good technique...
Lois: Martha... That's... you? You let him...
Martha: It's for Jonathan. What do you think?
Lois: But you don't...
Artist: I haven't learned how to do clothes yet.
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Lois: Clark? Is that you? What happened?
Clark (off-camera): What? Where am I? Who am I? What's going on?
Martha: He's lost his memory? Well, it'll come back. Meantime, I can work with this... Your name is Clark. You're my son. And you were about to clean up your room. And cook dinner. And...
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Voice from the light: Whoooaaaa... I am the ghost of heroes past! Huh!
Lois: I don't believe it!
Martha: Elvis? You did come back!
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Clark: Well, I'm all ready to go undercover. What do you think?
Lois: Uhm... er...
Martha: I think you need a few more sequins. Oh, and a cape. It'll look great when you're dancing. Hmm, and the pants could be a little more streamlined...
Lois: Wha... that is... erm... Where are you going undercover, exactly?
Martha: ... do you think the material is shiney enough?
Clark: Mom?
Martha: Hey, what if we changed the color of the pants? Maybe put a pattern on them?
Clark: Mom?? I'm uncomfortable enough...
Martha: Well, we don't want anyone looking at your face!
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Voice from the light: Lois, I have come for you...
Lois: What? Who are you? What do you want?
Voice: I have come for your hair...
Lois: My hair? But...
Voice: Oh, wait. It's short already. Never mind.
Lois: Uhm, okay...
Voice: But if you ever grow it out again, I'll be back!
Lois: Er, right...
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Martha: Who was that masked man? And where did he get those shears?
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Martha: I know Clark's been a little stressed out the past couple of days, but I didn't expect him...
Lois: ...to walk all over the ceiling screaming and beating his chest like Godzilla?
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Lois: It's bad enough when the kids track mud on the carpets, but how am I going to explain the footprints on the cieling to our neighbors???
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Well, it looks like it's time for me to pick a winner! I have to say that the footprints on the ceiling made me grin (nice one, Mary!), and Jen's Godzilla raised a smile as well. But for some reason this one just tickled me most of all: Lois: Did I use too much baking-powder?
Martha: I think so... I was just wondering where to put seventy kilos of chocolate cake. Excellent, Anna! You're up! Wendy
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Yay!! Um...... Where can I find some pics?  Thank you, AnnaBtG.
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Anna, a good site to get started is this one. It's in German, but just scroll down to the bottom and you'll find a lot of the eps. There are thousands and thousands of pictures there. Just take a look, you'll find your way. Saskia
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Thanks, Sas So, FoLCs... let's see what you can do with this, taken from one of my favorite scenes in L&C: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.lagsi.de/lnc/lnc01/01-07.jpg) See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Lois (off screen): You are getting very sleepy, you are getting very sleepy and when I snap my fingers you will tell me your deep dark secret. snap
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Lois (Off-screen): CLARK! Um, this isn't what it looks like! Batman was just---giving me oxygen!
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Jimmy (Offscreen): CK! Um, it's not what it looks like! Batman was just---giving me oxygen!
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Scully: I only get five?
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WHEN BAD X-RAY VISION HAPPENS TO GOOD PEOPLE:
Lois (offscreen): "...and we have a perfectly good view of Congressman Harrington from the Lexor Hotel. You and I will have no trouble--*ahem*--Clark Kent, you are not listening to a WORD I'm saying!"
Clark (embarrassed, snapping out of it): "Uh, sorry, I was just x-raying--I mean--ASSESSING the situation..."
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Perry: As I was saying, I just don't think that --
<Lois barges in>
Clark: OMG! You're Teri Hatcher!
Lois: Chief, I think there's a story here, and -- Excuse me, what?
Clark: Ms. Hatcher! I've seen all your movies! I've been a fan of yours since you were on Love Boat! I can't believe you're here! Are you doing an interview?
Lois: What are you talking about?
Clark: What do you mean? I'm talking about you. You're Teri Hatcher. You were on Love Boat as one of the Mermaids, and you had a recurring role on MacGuyver, and you've done a bunch of movies, and I'm your biggest fan!
Lois: Listen, buddy, I don't know who you are, and I don't care. I am not some two-bit TV actress. My name is Lois Lane, and I'm a reporter. I work here. I write stories. And speaking of stories... Perry, that guy who was here, this morning? The crazy one? His name is Samuel Platt, and...
Clark, thinking: That's so strange. I could have sworn it was her...
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Guess it's time to pick a winner... I was torn between two captions, but I think I'll go for this one: Lois (off screen): You are getting very sleepy, you are getting very sleepy and when I snap my fingers you will tell me your deep dark secret. snap
Clark (trance like): I am Superman Crazy_Babe, you're up! AnnaBtG.
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