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Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176346 05/08/04 05:36 PM
Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 181 The land of Many Many wives... andieanderson1979 Hack from Nowheresville
andieanderson1979 Hack from Nowheresville Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 181 The land of Many Many wives...	Sort of Look alike of Clark: But Lois I really AM Clark! Can't you tell by my tie? Lois: Oh sure you are, when aliens fly...wait a second! Am I gay? I'm ECSTATIC! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thanks Weisz and Rae for the Rockin Icon.

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176347 05/09/04 03:47 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,999 The edge of civilization, Minn... T Tank Merriwether
Tank Merriwether T Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,999 The edge of civilization, Minn...	Clark: Come on, Lois. All I said was I think you'd look great if you cut your hair short. That's no reason to get mad at me, Lois... Lois? Tank (who resisted for a time but caved in the end)

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176348 05/09/04 11:12 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,989 Likes: 11 Florida Queen of the Capes Pulitzer
Queen of the Capes Pulitzer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,989 Likes: 11 Florida	Clark: Don't be ridiculous, Lois! I didn't have any "massive plastice surgery"; just two nose operations so I could breathe better! ~•~

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176349 05/10/04 02:28 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,761 Athina, Hellas A Anna B. the Greek Pulitzer
Anna B. the Greek Pulitzer A Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,761 Athina, Hellas	Another idea, taking into account Paul's edit... -- Lois: (thinking) I can't believe how much his face changed after that yellow Kryptonite exposure. Even looking at him now makes me wanna throw up. -- AnnaBtG. P.S.: Paul, which episode is this from? What we've got here is failure to communicate...

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176350 05/10/04 02:44 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,454 London (the one in Ontario, Ca... Wendymr Pulitzer
Wendymr Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,454 London (the one in Ontario, Ca...	Teri Hatcher, to producer (unseen): "I hate cast changes! Okay, so Dean wanted more money than me and I'm glad you didn't give in to him, but couldn't you have found someone who looks a bit more like him than this guy?" Wendy Just a fly-by! waves

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176351 05/10/04 04:03 AM
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Anonymous Unregistered A	Lois (To Dr Hamilton) : funny, but with those glasses and a mustache he'd be the living clone of...Wait a minute! you ressurected Groucho Marx?!! Carole PS: this one's dedicated to a very dear colleague of mine, maybe the biggest Marx Brothers fan on Earth.

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176352 05/10/04 03:32 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 652 MN E EmilyH Columnist
EmilyH Columnist E Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 652 MN	"The sky is falling! The sky is falling," Lois exclaimed. "Help, Superman!" Clark glanced up. "Looks fine to me." I believe there's a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. -- Aunt May, Spider-Man 2

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176353 05/10/04 06:48 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,160 Sydney Australia C Crazy_Babe Kerth
Crazy_Babe Kerth C Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,160 Sydney Australia	Clark: C'mon Lois say something! Do I look like Christopher Reeve's Clark Kent/Superman or not? Lois: I make it a point not to speak to a guy with a tie and a pair of glasses louder than myself The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart Helen Keller

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176354 05/13/04 08:03 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,569 Third star to the right and st... HatMan OP Pulitzer
OP HatMan Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,569 Third star to the right and st...	Well, it's been a few days since the last caption, so I guess it's time for a new pic. I'm sort of tempted to go with Emily, who appears to have been looking at the wrong pic, but I think I'm going to have to go with Wendy on this one. Quote Teri Hatcher, to producer (unseen): "I hate cast changes! Okay, so Dean wanted more money than me and I'm glad you didn't give in to him, but couldn't you have found someone who looks a bit more like him than this guy?" Good one! You're up, Wendy! Oh, and to answer Anna's question... Quote P.S.: Paul, which episode is this from? "Chi of Steel." The guy in the picture is Clark's old friend, Chen Chow, mild-mannered reporter for a Chinatown newspaper with a mysterious connection to the super-powered ninja who, like Robin Hood, was known for stealing from an evil company and giving the money to the downtrodden people that company had taken advantage of. How's that for a bit of run-on exposition? Paul When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176355 05/14/04 01:04 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,761 Athina, Hellas A Anna B. the Greek Pulitzer
Anna B. the Greek Pulitzer A Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,761 Athina, Hellas	Thanks, Paul! I don't think I've watched this one. See ya, AnnaBtG. What we've got here is failure to communicate...

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176356 05/14/04 06:05 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,454 London (the one in Ontario, Ca... Wendymr Pulitzer
Wendymr Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,454 London (the one in Ontario, Ca...	Wow! Thanks, Paul! Okay, how about something a little bit different... Have at it! Wendy Just a fly-by! waves

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176357 05/14/04 06:32 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,202 the Netherlands Saskia Top Banana
Saskia Top Banana Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 1,202 the Netherlands	Martha: "Lois, I don't think it's a good to idea to change Clark's costume." Lois: "You don't?" Martha: "Look at that pattern and those... those thingies. People will think he's a mix of Spiderman and Batman!" Saskia I tawt I taw a puddy cat!

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176358 05/14/04 07:50 AM
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Anonymous Unregistered A	Lois: Gosh, Martha, I knew Clark and I shouldn’t have introduced red kryptonite into our sex life. Martha: So how do you propose to get Clark off that chandelier? TEEEEEJ

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176359 05/14/04 08:35 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,761 Athina, Hellas A Anna B. the Greek Pulitzer
Anna B. the Greek Pulitzer A Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,761 Athina, Hellas	-- Lois: Did I use too much baking-powder? Martha: I think so... I was just wondering where to put seventy kilos of chocolate cake. -- AnnaBtG. (thankies to my mom for the info on baking-powder) What we've got here is failure to communicate...

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176360 05/14/04 07:03 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,569 Third star to the right and st... HatMan OP Pulitzer
OP HatMan Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,569 Third star to the right and st...	Artist (off camera): Well, what do you think? Martha: I like the brushwork. Very good technique... Lois: Martha... That's... you? You let him... Martha: It's for Jonathan. What do you think? Lois: But you don't... Artist: I haven't learned how to do clothes yet. --- Lois: Clark? Is that you? What happened? Clark (off-camera): What? Where am I? Who am I? What's going on? Martha: He's lost his memory? Well, it'll come back. Meantime, I can work with this... Your name is Clark. You're my son. And you were about to clean up your room. And cook dinner. And... --- Voice from the light: Whoooaaaa... I am the ghost of heroes past! Huh! Lois: I don't believe it! Martha: Elvis? You did come back! --- Clark: Well, I'm all ready to go undercover. What do you think? Lois: Uhm... er... Martha: I think you need a few more sequins. Oh, and a cape. It'll look great when you're dancing. Hmm, and the pants could be a little more streamlined... Lois: Wha... that is... erm... Where are you going undercover, exactly? Martha: ... do you think the material is shiney enough? Clark: Mom? Martha: Hey, what if we changed the color of the pants? Maybe put a pattern on them? Clark: Mom?? I'm uncomfortable enough... Martha: Well, we don't want anyone looking at your face! --- Voice from the light: Lois, I have come for you... Lois: What? Who are you? What do you want? Voice: I have come for your hair... Lois: My hair? But... Voice: Oh, wait. It's short already. Never mind. Lois: Uhm, okay... Voice: But if you ever grow it out again, I'll be back! Lois: Er, right... <Light vanishes> Martha: Who was that masked man? And where did he get those shears? When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176361 05/14/04 07:44 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,627 Gulf Shores, AL Shadow Pulitzer
Shadow Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,627 Gulf Shores, AL	Martha: I know Clark's been a little stressed out the past couple of days, but I didn't expect him... Lois: ...to walk all over the ceiling screaming and beating his chest like Godzilla? "Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176362 05/17/04 06:59 AM
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,989 Likes: 11 Florida Queen of the Capes Pulitzer
Queen of the Capes Pulitzer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,989 Likes: 11 Florida	Lois: It's bad enough when the kids track mud on the carpets, but how am I going to explain the footprints on the cieling to our neighbors??? ~•~

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176363 05/19/04 05:06 AM
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Anonymous Unregistered A	Lois: I can't do this Martha. I know what you're trying to do, but I'm really not sure... Martha: Of course you can do it, Lois. Plus, think of it, the cure will do you good. Lois (winces and takes in a deep breath): Okay, then. Er... Hi everyone, my name is Lois Lane and I hate Christmas time. Crowd (O.S): Hi Lois! Lois: And before you ask, there's no way you're gonna make me kiss that Santie guy...Oh! Sorry Clark, I didn't recognize you. Carole

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176364 05/22/04 01:43 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,454 London (the one in Ontario, Ca... Wendymr Pulitzer
Wendymr Pulitzer Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 3,454 London (the one in Ontario, Ca...	Well, it looks like it's time for me to pick a winner! I have to say that the footprints on the ceiling made me grin (nice one, Mary!), and Jen's Godzilla raised a smile as well. But for some reason this one just tickled me most of all: Quote Lois: Did I use too much baking-powder? Martha: I think so... I was just wondering where to put seventy kilos of chocolate cake. Excellent, Anna! You're up! Wendy Just a fly-by! waves

Re: Caption Competition XIX (X-ray Internal Xylephones?) #176365 05/22/04 09:52 AM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,761 Athina, Hellas A Anna B. the Greek Pulitzer
Anna B. the Greek Pulitzer A Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,761 Athina, Hellas	Yay!! Um...... Where can I find some pics? Thank you, AnnaBtG. What we've got here is failure to communicate...

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