Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition XV

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Superman #1: This Lois is mine! You're not gonna take her just because you lost yours in Congo!
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AnnaBtG.

I'm not really participating, seeing how I'm sleeping with the officiator and all, but I did have two cents to throw in there.

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Dean: It's going to be great working with a stunt double again. It's so hard getting anyone to take the job since the news leaked about Teri's stalker habits.

Stuntman: But from what I hear, she's not a truly dangerous stalker--she just thinks she's a cat.

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Lois: Wow! That's amazingly fast. And it really does look like there's two of you, but when I said, "Impress me," that wasn't what I had in mind.

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Lois: If I can only figure out which one has frog breath... <sniffs>

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Lois: Not only did the take-out give me cramps, but I think I'm seeing double. Superman, tell poison control it was from Ralph's Pagoda.

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Superman: No, Barry, I don't have chafing around the hips, either, but it does help to be invulnerable.

Lois: This is NOT news. This barely makes Cat's Corner.

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Lois: Dr. Friskin will NEVER believe this one.

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Before Superman came on the scene, I was actually an Elvis impersonator.

Really! Before I became an Elvis impersonator I almost got a role on Ripley's Believe it or Not, but they gave it to some pretty boy.

Lois: I am so out of here.

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Congratulations! What's it feel like to be Mr.Utopia?

I'm pretty excited. I stuck my award in my pocket to go show my mom.

I can't believe how lifelike that trophy is. It looks just like Lois.

Really? I thought she was a redhead.

That was after Tank kidnapped her. He cut her hair off and died it red. She liked it so much she kept it.


Elisabeth

As much as I'd like to vote for one of my wonderful wife's comments, I can't. It wouldn't be fair.

Though I loved this one

But since I can't pick her I need to pick one of the other ones.

Everyone did a good job, but one in particular struck my funny bone.

So, without further delay.

The winner is

WENDY!!!!

Have at it!

James

He liked my caption! He liked my caption!!! )

Wendy

Lois (giddy): "Oh, Lex! I'm in love!"

Lex (smiling fondly): "I know you are, my darling."

Lois: "You do? Well, don't say anything yet, OK? I want to tell him myself."

Lex (confused): "What? Wait, Lois, you aren't in love with ...?"

Lois (leaning against him, giddy again): "That's right; I'm in love with ... Clark Kent!"

Lex: "Grrr ... when I get my hands on Miranda, I'm going to tear her limb from limb ..."

Kathy (who figures this paraphrasing is the only way I would enjoy the ending dialogue of "Forget Me Not". )

Lex (thinking): I should've used Preparation H...

"oh, lexie, this is going to be so fun! we'll go clothes shopping, and then we can go for ice cream, and then we can fly around the world on your jet and try chocoates from all sorts of different countries and then..."

lex, thinking: clone lois. it seemed like a good idea at the time...

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lois: oh yes, yes! ooooo, yes!

lex: this is so embarassing. why did i ever buy her that shampoo?

(not sure if "herbal essences" shows those stupid ads anywhere outside the US, but hopefully at least some of you know what i'm talking about...)

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lex: smilex, huh? you'll pay for this, joker...

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clark: ... and that is how you properly kiss a woman like lois lane. now if you'll excuse us, i think my partner and i need to be going, don't we, lois?

lois: mmm... yeah... bye lex...

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prankster: ah-ha! my machines work! lex luthor has been immobilized, and lois lane thinks she's a cat! excellent!

lois: ooo, scratching post!

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lois: oh, that superman. isn't he just dreamy?

I joined late, so everything's been said, but I'll give it a shot anyway.

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Lois: <censored >
Lex: <sigh> Even sedatives don't work with her.
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.

P.S.: Yes, Paul, we have these Herbal Essences over here too

Lex: Am I mistaken, or did she just lift my wallet?

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For you South Pacific fans:

Lois: "I'm in love; I'm in love; I'm in love; I'm in love; I'm in love with a wonderful guy."

Lex: "I'm going to wash that man right out of your hair and send him on his way.

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Lex: The real sport is in the acquisition. Once you get the girl, it's not as fun.

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Lex: "You would look better with shorter hair. Have you considered red? I shall have Ms. Cox set up an appointment with Mr. Wilson forthwith."

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Lex: It's not so much the pain in my heart; it's the fact that she's standing on my foot. Furthermore, I'm not sure she has showered recently.

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Lex: I'm quite perturbed that Wendy picked me for this little party game. A man of my position doesn't belong on page 15.

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Lois: "Lex, I think I'm seeing your best side."

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Lex: "You should have had a V8."

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Elisabeth

Lex: Finally, I have Lois, now for my next conquest, Martha Stewart or Jennifer Rabbit? I must have Nigel look into it.

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John: How many more times is Mr. D'elia going make us do this take! My collar bone is getting bruised from Teri falling on me.

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Lois: "Oh Lex, you're such a dreeambooat!"

Lex: "I know I am and you're lucky to have me."

Lois: The things I do to get close to a source! What an arrogant louse!

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Lois: The only way to date Lex, valium.

I just wanted to say I really like the caption about Lois on valium! That was great!

Well, captions seem to have dried up, so it's time to pick a winner. Some great ones this time - it seems that everyone wants to rewrite canon and have Lois dump Lex or otherwise be nasty to him. Wonder why? Do we care?

You're up, Elisabeth!


Wendy