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Top Banana
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Superman: It's not fair. These dolls, I mean. I look so much better than that. Julie 
Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully?
(The X-Files)
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Kerth
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Left Policeman to the right: "Psst, do you think he'll give me it back?" Jose 
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Merriwether
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Superman: <Gasp!> "You mean you have an Annette with a shrinking potion in the Alt Universe, too??"
Kathy
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Top Banana
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Superman: "Oh my God! Why does this Superman doll have Lois's face? With short hair even? It looks terrible!"
Saskia
I tawt I taw a puddy cat!
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Pulitzer
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Pulitzer
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Superman: I figured that, since this is a *Superman* doll, it would be free of charge for me... nobody told me I should pay!! AnnaBtG. 
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Pulitzer
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[Temporary insanity]
Superman: Now if I only had a Barbie...
[/Temporary insanity]
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Superman: Now listen; this has to stop! I didn't bring you to life just so you could go around killing people!
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S: Hey, this is the doll I gave Lois! Why are there pins in his face and stomach?
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"Look, mr. Thumb---"
"Please, call me Tom."
"Fine. Look, Tom, it's nice that you want to be a superhero, but that costume idea is allready taken!"
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Pulitzer
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"My hair looks. so. much. better. in real life. Ugh. What they did to this doll is a travesty. And have you even looked at the outfit? Girlfriend, that just screams fashion police! I demand a recall!"
JD
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Pulitzer
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okay, looks like it's time for a new pic (and a new thread). that means it's time for me to pick a winner. why must you people make it so hard for me? yes, i love reading the captions, but then i have to pick just one...
alright, alright.... reviewing in my current mood, the winner is...
william shakespere!
what? ... oh. so, he can't post pics? ... you'd think he'd still have net access... you sure? ... okay then. ... the winner is...
queen of the capes!
Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Pulitzer
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YAY! Thanks, Hatman! *runs off to find a picture*
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