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To clear up the mystery of the last pic: it's on a geocities site. Geocities doesn't allow outside linking. So the picture doesn't show up here, instead you get the red X. Most folc's use http://www.loisundclark.de . That's Christiane's site with many wonderful screen caps. It's in German, but it's easy to understand. Saskia Section Moderator
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Well, I can't even see it if I go to the url through Paul's link. I just get page not found.  And the captions are so intriguing too...  LabRat (who thinks maybe we could have a whole new quiz - try to guess the photo from the captions...  )
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Aramis: Yes, sorry.
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Well, none of the links works for me, not event the geocities one. I guess I'll just coin a famous line (no harm meant) : Finally someone worse in posting a pic than me... Carole (puts her Kevlar bullet-proof vest on before ducking under her desk)  
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Thanks to Saskia for sending me the photo in email.  And now I'm rolling around laughing at the Charlie Brown and See Spot Run captions.  LabRat 
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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lois: that's a b sharp, and that's an a minor, and... i just don't get it.
clark: it goes like this... doo doo dee, doo doo dah doo doo, doo doo doo dah dum dee dum...
lois: you can sight-read music?
clark: yeah.
lois: and you can order dinner in... how many languages was it? ... nevermind. and you can write kerth-winning articles. so, how come you can't come up with a decent excuse before you have to dash out the door?
clark: well, uhm... you see... er...
lois: eloquent, as always, kent. darn those b#s. Why can't they just call it a C like everyone else? And (although the inharmonic C is) b# isn't in an A- chord. You just can't do that. It'd be like saying there's a C# (rather than a Db, it's the same note) in a Bb- chord. Okay, I'm done now... and I know this has nothing to do with anything here... it's the musician in me coming out... maybe I've played for one too many singers... Samik.
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Okay, I've had some more time to look into this, and I finally know why Paul's link doesn't work either. First, I thought it was because there was a period in the url. But deleting that didn't work either. (sorry, Paul, but that's why I edited your post). So, as I said, geocities doesn't allow outside linking. Not even when you click on a url. So, if you want to see the picture from Julie, you'll have to copy and paste the link. That's when I do get the picture. So the link is: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/5946/lc42.jpg Hope that helps everyone. Saskia Section Moderator
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Oh my, I didn't know this would cause so much trouble... next time I'll refrain from using Geocities. Sorry guys!
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Scully: I only get five?
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that's okay, sas. it was worth a shot. oh, and samik- sorry. i should have looked things up. i haven't read music in ages. i should have looked up the notes for the piece i had in mind, but, well, it was late and i was lazy. anyway, i uploaded the pic to my earthlink webspace. i know that works because that's where i keep my avatar, too. so, here it is, everyone. ![[Linked Image]](http://home.earthlink.net/~zennerd/lc42.jpg) Paul
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Clark: So that's the new play Jimmy's writing?
Lois: According to this script, I'm Jimmy's hot stripper girlfriend who constantly refers to him as Jimmy-the-Great and the-All-Powerful-Ultra-Incredible-Jimmy-Babe.
Clark: What the---? He made Superman his side-kick?!
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Lois: It's a butterfly.
Clark: Looks more like a bat to me...
Lois: They say people who see bats are paranoid.
Clark: Yep, it's a butterfly...definitely a butterfly...
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Clark: Are those the files for that story you're writing on Korean War vets?
Lois: Yeah. These are documents that one of the clerks in a MASH unit kept in his files; I thought they might be useful.
Clark: Hey, look! On that one sheet of paper, it looks like somebody was trying to practice forging somebodyelse's name!
Lois: Who is "Sherman T. Potter"?
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Clark: See, Lois? That's where you made your mistake---it's 2 cups of sugar and 1 tbsp of salt, not the other way around.
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Clark: See, Lois? I told you I had a twin brother; here's the photographic proof!
Lois: Clark, this is just a picture of you standing in front of a mirror.
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Clark: Interesting. And you say you found this on the internet?
Lois: Yeah. There seems to be a whole website full of this stuff.
Clark: Wow.
Lois: "...Just then, Clark's Super-hearing picked up---"
Clark: ---Never mind that; go back to the part where I'm unbuttoning your blouse...
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Lois: It says here that it's impossible to whistle after eating a cracker.
Clark: Nonsense! I can do it; watch: *fff* Um, wait a minute. *fff* Let me try again. *fff* I can do this, honest! Let me try one more time...
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Clark: "Any luck, Lois? It's been over an hour..."
Lois: "I STILL can't see it. I HATE these Magic Eye things!"
Clark: "Just relaaaax your eyes. Look; it's a tiger!"
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oh, and samik- sorry. i should have looked things up. i haven't read music in ages. i should have looked up the notes for the piece i had in mind, but, well, it was late and i was lazy. I just found it amusing, that's all. Sorry if I came off as critical. Anyway... Lois: Cut it out, Clark. You keep blowing it like that and paper's going to be strewn all about the room. Samik.
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Lois: Where?
Clark: (points with his finger) Right there
Lois: Ok that's it I'm gonna tell Perry to ban Jimmy from the coffee machine when he is researching for us
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oh, no problem samik. i'm glad i could amuse. luckily, this is the caption competition, and i was trying to amuse. i wish all my mistakes could turn out so well.  while i'm writing, i have to say i'm majorly impressed with queen of the capes on this one. talk about quality and quantity! two batches of 'em, and some really great ones in both.  Paul, reading back over the captions for this pic, and stilll
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Originally posted by HatMan:
while i'm writing, i have to say i'm majorly impressed with queen of the capes on this one. talk about quality [b]and quantity! two batches of 'em, and some really great ones in both. Paul, reading back over the captions for this pic, and stilll [/b] Aw, Thanks HatMan!  Actually, I've gained caption notoriety on another website. www.gothamcityusa.com is a Batman fansite with monthly caption contests (link won't work; website is under construction) and I once submitted over *forty* entries for the month of February. Ah, my glory days... Alas, though, I didn't win; the prize went to some un-funny pink underwear joke.
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I guess it's time to choose a winner. Queen of Capes, I thought yours were very funny, especially this one (and the Charlie Brown one- given my obsession for Peanuts comics)- Clark: What the---? Jimmy never told me he'd been keeping transcripts of everyone's conversations!!!
Lois: You told Ralph I was a WHAT? Lol, well done.
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Yipee! *Runs off to find a picture*
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