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"And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the end of my presentation of Elvis on Holiday. Now get working, I want to see some more creative stories on my desk pronto!"
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"Here, Perry is wearing the perfect equipment for a summer vacation in Spain. Don't miss the sun glasses detail." Jose 
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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"Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster and what has happened once in 6,000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution" - Daniel Webster
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Thanks, Vicki. It took me a while to find a nice and suitable picture, but here we go. Good luck everyone! ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc04/13-92.jpg) Saskia (who thanks Christiane for her wonderful site  )
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Lois:"Hmmmm hm, Hmmm...hmmmm hm, hm hmm hm hmmm hm." Come on Clark... release me... I won't try to seduce you
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"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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NEWS FLASH:
Announcer's voice over: Lois Lane, star reporter for the Daily Planet, gives the universal 'peace' sign as she peacefully protests the destruction of beds by chaining herself to one that was to be sent to the sawmills. The Daily Planet could not be reached for comment, nor could Lane's husband and fellow reporter, Clark Kent. More as this story develops.
END NEWS FLASHJaxie 
I'm too young and boyish to go to jail. - "Top Copy"
Who's your buddy, huh, who's your pal? - "Tempus Fugitive"
Chief, instead of always standing around watching Lois and Clark, wondering what they're doing, what if we got lives of our own that were a little more interesting? - "And the Answer Is . . ."
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Yes, yes, I know it's ludicrous - if I can free my hands enough to make signs I could reach up and pull the gag off myself, but come on, Clark, work with me here! It's only ten minutes till the end of the episode and then we can get on with the smooching... LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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"you ready to try one more time? you'll have to get it right if you want your freedom."
lois nods, cautiously.
"okay, but remember- you've already had two chances. get it wrong one more time and... well, you know what'll happen."
lois nods, frightened.
"you ready?"
lois nods, resigned.
"good. here we go. little rabbit foo-foo, hopping through the forrest..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Commercial break: "Unexpected, dreadful and hopeless situations are your daily lot? Sign language can be your lifesaver! Call 'Learn It From The Best, Inc.' now for accelerated courses. 'Learn It From The Best, Inc', we leave Lois Lane speechless. No cheating... well, almost."
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Uh, Lois, I don't think scissors will help you cutting the chains...
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You guys are all incredibly funny. But Jaxie's cap was hilarious. So you're up, Jaxie!
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Okay, you should have some fun with this! Jaxie ![[Linked Image]](http://mysite.verizon.net/res7cyja/01199.jpg)
I'm too young and boyish to go to jail. - "Top Copy"
Who's your buddy, huh, who's your pal? - "Tempus Fugitive"
Chief, instead of always standing around watching Lois and Clark, wondering what they're doing, what if we got lives of our own that were a little more interesting? - "And the Answer Is . . ."
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Jimmy: Wow, Chief, Mom was right; your face really DID freeze that way!
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Jimmy: Uh, Chief? When you said you were going to try a "new look," I thought you meant a leather jacket or something...
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Jimmy: 2nd word...sounds like...Monkey? No,no...ape? Sounds like ape...
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Jimmy: Chief, you don't need to look like Preston Carpenter to take over the Star...
Perry: You're never gonna be a reporter if you don't use your instinct Olsen!! (*resigned sigh*) Alice told me I had a Mr. Potato face. What d'you think...?
Jimmy: Well, that depends... will I be fired if I say 'yes'?
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"Uh, Jimmy my son. You know that new deodorant that Superman is promoting?....GET SOME!!!!"
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Jimmy: Hey, Chief, how come you're acting so strange lately? You sick or something?
Perry: My health is not in question, Human; resume your daily activities and ignore any strange behavior...
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Well, it was a tough call (they were all funny!), but I liked Queen of Cape's caption: Jimmy: Hey, Chief, how come you're acting so strange lately? You sick or something?
Perry: My health is not in question, Human; resume your daily activities and ignore any strange behavior... I always thought there was something peculiar about Perry! You're up, Queen of Capes! Jaxie
I'm too young and boyish to go to jail. - "Top Copy"
Who's your buddy, huh, who's your pal? - "Tempus Fugitive"
Chief, instead of always standing around watching Lois and Clark, wondering what they're doing, what if we got lives of our own that were a little more interesting? - "And the Answer Is . . ."
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