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Clark: Lo-is, did you steal Double Fudge Crunch bars from the grocery store again?
Lois: I can't live this lie any longer! I have a problem!
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Clark: If I keep on sitting like this, maybe she'll get the hint and give me one of those shoulder rubs....
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
The Musketeers
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Lois: testing a new Superman stare on me?
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Clark: Who could have cut her hair? It's horrible. Lois: "Do you like my new haircut. Martha did a fine job, don't you think so Honey?" Jose 
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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"Clark, next time our funny pal with a bowler hat gets the urge to fix something that went wrong in the past, make sure that he doesn't send us on board of the Titanic on the night it sank, okay?"Kaethel 
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
~ Rick Castle and Kate Beckett ~ Knockout ~
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Clark: Should I tell her about that big piece of spinach stuck between her teeth? Nah!
You know that boy'd walk on water for you? Or he'd drown tryin'. -Perry White to Lois in Just Say Noah
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All are funny they had me LOL but special points must go to Shadow for the DFC crack  so your up Jen!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
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Fun stuff, okay...found one...from Chi of Steel...and keep in mind when you're on enough medication, everything's at least 3 times funnier, but let's see what you guys can do with this...  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc02/11025.jpg)
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Psst, Lois! It's me, the ficus.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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HAR! I'm going to make a new thread since we're at 48, but I just had to laugh at the ficus comment first.
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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