Since I sort of won, I'll post the next picture to get this rolling again.



Saskia

Lois: "You know, if you fell on me again, I'll turn you into a Rat. We'll a SuperRat."

Jose

Lois: Lalablah look up at the sky Clarkie, it's a bird, it's a plane it's Super--oh wait I think it's a birdie!
Clark: Ummm I knew we shouldn't have cracked open that second bottle of wine...

"Yeah, sure, Clark you can *say* you're Superman, but then who's that?"
"Um... it's a super rat..."
"Pull the other one, Kent."

PJ

Lois: I'm number one, I'm number one.
Clark: Of course you are, Lois.

Tank (who says, give him a break it was the first thing he thought of)

Lois: there's this thing my mother's cousin, Samantha Stevens showed me the other day. She just called a little tornado by only swirling her finger...

Clark: little tornado, huh?

It are just a few responses this time, but I'll pick the winner anyway. They are all funny, but I like Pam's best. So you're up Pam!

Saskia

arrgh, now I have to post a pic! <g>

Though I'm beginning to suspect I've been doing it the hard way...

Okay, guys, what can you do with this?



PJ

Hope Tank won't mind but...

Martha: Clark...er...Superman, what have you done to your hair??

Martha: "Clark, did you let Lois try her new make up on you?"

Jose

Holy...! I thought these waxwork models of Madame Tussaud's were supposed to be lifelike? Where did they get the idea our boy has that big a nose?!

LabRat

Martha: "What do you mean you've decided to become Batman's partner? You're not going to add pointy ears to your costume are you...."

Martha: Clark is that lipstick spread all over your lips? How many times do I have to tell both you and Lois not to pash in public when you are in the suit?!

Jonathan: Now Martha it is not our place to lecture Clark about who he plays tonsil hockey with!

It's very difficult to choose one... but the waxworks one gets extra points for craziness <g> so LabRat, what do you have for us next?

PJ

Eeep! That means I have to find another picture, doesn't it? Erm...okay, how about this one:




Thanks, Cristiene!
Christiene\'s Photo Site

LabRat

Perry: "Superman, I didn't mean to upset you when I let that picture of Lois and Lex's upcoming wedding into the society page! My editorial choices are mine and mine only! You've got to control yourself, you can't throw me out the windoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowSPLAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kaethel (special dedication to El)

LabRat

LOL Kaethel! How could anyone follow that?

Jose

Perry: Uh Superman is this the time to tell you that I have a fear of heights?

Superman: Don't worry Perry I'm just taking you for a ride on the Superman Rollercoaster just sit back and relax

Perry: Does it look like I'm relaxed? I remember when Elvis...

Superman: (Thinking) Oh no not another Elvis story I better get him out of here and fast!

Okay, next let's see if Perry weighs more than that filing cabinet over there.

Superman (pointing): I thought Graceland was thousands kilometers on the right?

Perry: No, no, no. It's on the left!

Superman: Okay. Ready Mr White? Aim and...

5 minutes later on GNN (Graceland News Network) : "it's a bird, it's a plane..no it's just a middle-aged guy tied up on a wooden chair".

Superman "Okay, one more -- Jimmy, do *you* want anything?"
Jimmy: "Well, I would like to have a company car."
Perry: "Don't be ridiculous son"
Superman: "Gee, this chair is getting kinda heavy..."
Perry: "Okay, okay! You need one anyway, 'cause Intergang's going to sabotage it in a few weeks, after framing you for murder... err, forget I said that."

PJ
who should really resist entering these things <g>

Shoot! I forgot I had to come back and pick the winner. :rolleyes:

Okay, this is a tough one, but I think Kaethel wins it by a...splat.

You're up, Kae!

LabRat

LOL! Thanks, Rat.

And here is the next one:



Let's see what you make of this situation.

Kaethel (with special thanks to Christiane and her wonderfully ressourceful site )

Clark: "Okay, Lois. I'm following the trail. Now where did you hide my Superman suit?"

Saskia

Mayson: (Across the room and desperately searching for Clark) Ohhh Clark, where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are! Seriously, I have tickets to that play and everything!

Clark: (Thinking) Uh oh... I hope Lois doesn't see this! Hmmmm, I wonder if that Alan Morris guy would make me one of those invisibility suits...?

~Amanda
BTW, 'Alan Morris' is the name of the guy from I'm Looking Through You.

Clark: Aa...tchooooo!!!!

Carole (only kidding, but I just had to get rid of that nagging image )

Clark: I never knew doing push ups could be so rewarding.

Samik (who is diligently not studying for finals)

Okay, now I know I was playing footsie with someone, but who was it? I was sitting here.....

Now where did I hide Lois' ring? It's got to be here somewhere!

Clark (whispering voice above table): Who's under the table Lois? Oh, that's just my new mini-me. I had Dr. Klein design it for me, I figure if Dr. Evil can have one, so can Superman. Yes, I know it's clothes don't fit, you try finding some in his size!


(Sorry guys, I haven't slept in 2 days and I just couldn't resist putting my own insanity up. Please ignore it!)

LOL! Thanks for making me laugh, you all! It's very tough to pick a winner, but let's see... I think Carole wins for originality and for giving me a fit of giggles as I looked back at the picture and imagined that sneezing.

You're up, Carole!

Kaethel

Aww, thanks Kaethel. Me and originality? Now, that's two terms you don't associate everyday, but glad you had a good laugh (I had too, imagining the result of the sneezing <eg>). Sorry for the delay, BTW... Wait a minute, that means I have to post a pic? (you don't know what you're exposing yourself to :p )

Okay, here you go



"Don't let the glasses fool you, I'm Ultrawoman." (Sorry, couldn't resist )

PS: and thanks to Christiane for her tremendous website, providing tremendous pics to this thread

Lois, The Mind Reader: Silence, please! I need to concentrate. Yes... It's still fuzzy, but I can start to see... The letter you picked has curves... a "C"? No, Wait!... I can just start to make it out now... it looks like an "S"... That's it! A giant "S". Sir, by any chance it the letter you are thinking of an "S"?

- Vicki

If I squint my eyes like this behind Clark's glasses do you think I'll get x-ray vision so I can x-ray his butt?

Tough choice, even if there wasn't much competition.

But I must admit Crazy Babe's one got me LOLing

Thanks! Okay here goes,

Can't . . . straighten . . . up! . . . Must . . . be . . . krypto . . . nite!

Clark: Lo-is, did you steal Double Fudge Crunch bars from the grocery store again?
Lois: I can't live this lie any longer! I have a problem!

Clark: If I keep on sitting like this, maybe she'll get the hint and give me one of those shoulder rubs....

Lois: testing a new Superman stare on me?

Clark: Who could have cut her hair? It's horrible.

Lois: "Do you like my new haircut. Martha did a fine job, don't you think so Honey?"

Jose

"Clark, next time our funny pal with a bowler hat gets the urge to fix something that went wrong in the past, make sure that he doesn't send us on board of the Titanic on the night it sank, okay?"

Kaethel

Clark: Should I tell her about that big piece of spinach stuck between her teeth? Nah!

All are funny they had me LOL but special points must go to Shadow for the DFC crack so your up Jen!

Fun stuff, okay...found one...from Chi of Steel...and keep in mind when you're on enough medication, everything's at least 3 times funnier, but let's see what you guys can do with this...

Psst, Lois! It's me, the ficus.

HAR! I'm going to make a new thread since we're at 48, but I just had to laugh at the ficus comment first.