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Perry: Uh Superman is this the time to tell you that I have a fear of heights?
Superman: Don't worry Perry I'm just taking you for a ride on the Superman Rollercoaster just sit back and relax
Perry: Does it look like I'm relaxed? I remember when Elvis...
Superman: (Thinking) Oh no not another Elvis story I better get him out of here and fast!
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Okay, next let's see if Perry weighs more than that filing cabinet over there.
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Superman (pointing): I thought Graceland was thousands kilometers on the right?
Perry: No, no, no. It's on the left!
Superman: Okay. Ready Mr White? Aim and...
5 minutes later on GNN (Graceland News Network) : "it's a bird, it's a plane..no it's just a middle-aged guy tied up on a wooden chair".
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Superman "Okay, one more -- Jimmy, do *you* want anything?"
Jimmy: "Well, I would like to have a company car."
Perry: "Don't be ridiculous son"
Superman: "Gee, this chair is getting kinda heavy..."
Perry: "Okay, okay! You need one anyway, 'cause Intergang's going to sabotage it in a few weeks, after framing you for murder... err, forget I said that."
PJ
who should really resist entering these things <g>
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
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Shoot! I forgot I had to come back and pick the winner.  :rolleyes: Okay, this is a tough one, but I think Kaethel wins it by a...splat.  You're up, Kae! LabRat 
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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LOL! Thanks, Rat.  And here is the next one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/025.jpg) Let's see what you make of this situation.  Kaethel (with special thanks to Christiane and her wonderfully ressourceful site )
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
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Clark: "Okay, Lois. I'm following the trail. Now where did you hide my Superman suit?"
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Mayson: (Across the room and desperately searching for Clark) Ohhh Clark, where are you? Come out, come out, wherever you are! Seriously, I have tickets to that play and everything! Clark: (Thinking) Uh oh... I hope Lois doesn't see this! Hmmmm, I wonder if that Alan Morris guy would make me one of those invisibility suits...? ~Amanda BTW, 'Alan Morris' is the name of the guy from I'm Looking Through You. 
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Clark: Aa...tchooooo!!!! Carole (only kidding, but I just had to get rid of that nagging image )
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Clark: I never knew doing push ups could be so rewarding.
Samik (who is diligently not studying for finals)
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Okay, now I know I was playing footsie with someone, but who was it? I was sitting here.....
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Now where did I hide Lois' ring? It's got to be here somewhere!
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Clark (whispering voice above table): Who's under the table Lois? Oh, that's just my new mini-me. I had Dr. Klein design it for me, I figure if Dr. Evil can have one, so can Superman. Yes, I know it's clothes don't fit, you try finding some in his size!
(Sorry guys, I haven't slept in 2 days and I just couldn't resist putting my own insanity up. Please ignore it!)
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LOL!  Thanks for making me laugh, you all! It's very tough to pick a winner, but let's see... I think Carole wins for originality and for giving me a fit of giggles as I looked back at the picture and imagined that sneezing. You're up, Carole! Kaethel
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I think Carole wins for originality and for giving me a fit of giggles as I looked back at the picture and imagined that sneezing Aww, thanks Kaethel. Me and originality? Now, that's two terms you don't associate everyday, but glad you had a good laugh (I had too, imagining the result of the sneezing <eg>). Sorry for the delay, BTW... Wait a minute, that means I have to post a pic? (you don't know what you're exposing yourself to :p ) Okay, here you go ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/06-09.jpg) "Don't let the glasses fool you, I'm Ultrawoman." (Sorry, couldn't resist  ) PS: and thanks to Christiane for her tremendous website, providing tremendous pics to this thread
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Lois, The Mind Reader: Silence, please! I need to concentrate. Yes... It's still fuzzy, but I can start to see... The letter you picked has curves... a "C"? No, Wait!... I can just start to make it out now... it looks like an "S"... That's it! A giant "S". Sir, by any chance it the letter you are thinking of an "S"? - Vicki 
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If I squint my eyes like this behind Clark's glasses do you think I'll get x-ray vision so I can x-ray his butt?
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Tough choice, even if there wasn't much competition. But I must admit Crazy Babe's one got me LOLing
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Thanks! Okay here goes, ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc04/13-12.jpg)
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Can't . . . straighten . . . up! . . . Must . . . be . . . krypto . . . nite!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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