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Clark: What would she do if began to kiss her neck?
Lois: I hope he doesn't take too much liberties. Only because he's such a good cushion...
Jose
"Practice up your shielding spells...and remember to duck if you see green light coming your way." Harry Potter to Wizengamot in OotP trial A Bad Week in the Wizengamot
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Well, looks like we've got all the captions we're going to get, so... I enjoyed all of these, but the one with the little extra something was Jen's (Shadow), so I hereby declare her the winner.  TAG! You're it! PJ running away
"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."
--Stardust, Caroline K
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Hah, thanks. Dunno why I respond to these LOL, it's so hard coming up with a good pic...but this one just set me off into peals of laughter, so let's see what you guys come up with...  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc02/21-04.jpg) Jen
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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aww, i was trying to come up with a good one for pam, but all i had in mind was something about lois needing clark to change the lightbulb because it was so dark. i knew if i kept looking that i'd come up for some reason for that annoyed expression, but it was just slow. oh well. time to give jen's a shot. hmmm. nice pic, jen. let's see... **** "i will tell your future. let me gaze into my crystal ball and... HEY! who took my crystal ball?? " **** "jimmy! why didn't you tell me that was cotton candy? i thought it was my crystal ball!" **** "yeah. i was looking for the right size fake boobs. you would not believe the variety they sell. they had ones like this..." **** "oh, jimmy. i was just looking at my nails. i had to get press-ons, and they only had there weird purple ones... or are they lavender? they're a bit glossy, don't you think? but i think they go with the shirt ... uhm, that is... i hope they come off easily. yeah." **** "huh? i've got a dress, and long hair, and nails, and... and... what are those on my chest?? jimmy! what happened? tell me this is a dream! ... wait a second... you put something in my drink last night, didn't you? and then while i was asleep you... JIMMY!!!" **** "so the king, he dressed up as pricilla, and he..." **** "you know, i know this is for charity and all, but i can't help thinking it's really odd. it's almost as if i'm a minor character in a TV show and the writers feel like they can make me do funny things just because i'm not one of the main characters. you ever feel like that, jimmy?" **** "a la peanut butter sandwhiches... abaracadabera ... woodgie woodgie ... bibbity bobbity... BOOO!! ... ha-ha. scared you there, didn't i?" **** "so they have this thing called 'hoof-in-mouth' disease, right? basically, the livestock start woolgathering and accidentally say things that weren't meant to be overheard, so they start acting really sheepish, and..." "jimmy, watch it. i've got nails."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Jimmy: Why, Chief, what big... nails you have.
Laura "The Yellow Dart" U. (Alicia U. on the archive)
"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." -- Christopher Reeve
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OMG, it's a tribble! 
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Lois (offstage): Chief, don't forget to give me back my dress. And make sure to have Alice hem it for me.
You've gotta be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?
~Bernadette Peters
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Perry: "Jimmy!!!! When I said a 'King' style costume, I didn't mean 'King of Drag Queens'!!"
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Hmm, I suppose it's time to assess the results.  Good job, guys...I think I have to go with this: Lois (offstage): Chief, don't forget to give me back my dress. And make sure to have Alice hem it for me. The idea of Perry borrowing Lois' dress was really amusing. <g> You're up, Caroline! Jen
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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Since Caroline hasn't posted, is it alright if I put a new picture up? If anyone minds then just ignore it... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc02/13-34.jpg)
*Blayne*
Clark: You are really high maintenance, you know it?
Lois: But I'm worth it.
Clark: Not exactly what you had in mind, huh?
Lois: Let's see. So far I've been given a glimpse of ritual crop worship, been treated as your girlfriend, and insulted your parents. No, I couldn't have planned this.
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Sorry this is so late, guys. I didn't realize that I had won. <g> ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/17056.jpg) Caroline (who is praying she did this picture thing right)
You've gotta be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?
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Ok just ignore mine since Caroline's back. And yes Caroline you did the picture right!
*Blayne*
Clark: You are really high maintenance, you know it?
Lois: But I'm worth it.
Clark: Not exactly what you had in mind, huh?
Lois: Let's see. So far I've been given a glimpse of ritual crop worship, been treated as your girlfriend, and insulted your parents. No, I couldn't have planned this.
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With this magazine in front of me Clark will never know that I'm checking him out ooh! He has a great butt!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Clark:(off-stage) I wonder where Lois is.
Lois: CLARK! I'M OVER HERE BEING INCONSPICUOUS!...oops.
Jen
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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"If I time it just right, then I can be the first to grab the chocolate covered donuts when Jimmy comes through that door."
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"Maybe nobody will notice that I'm just down here to pick up my weekly order of Double Fudge Crunch Bars!"
"Ooh! What is that model from this magazine doing here! And flinging herself at Clark like that! I need to go teach that model that she can't just waltz in here and take Clark away from me! Woah... wait... Clark's not mine, what am I thinking! He's my best friend, nothing more... Oh who am I kidding! I need to talk to him about this sometime soon... Oooh! Anyways, back to the task at hand... I need to get that model away from him! Wow... Clark says I babble too much, and now I'm even doing it to myself!"
"How could Linda afford the outfit out of this magazine?! She surely hasn't made that much money in the reporting business, I mean for crying out loud, she's way worse than even Jimmy!"
*Blayne*
Clark: You are really high maintenance, you know it?
Lois: But I'm worth it.
Clark: Not exactly what you had in mind, huh?
Lois: Let's see. So far I've been given a glimpse of ritual crop worship, been treated as your girlfriend, and insulted your parents. No, I couldn't have planned this.
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Hrm, maybe I can figure out wher Clark is going all those times...
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Hm... if I keep a *really* low profile, maybe I'll be able to write the report on the naked Quiddich match!
Melisma (still giggling, here under her Rock, over Karen's sig and the story - go read it you guys!)
Do, or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda
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"I wonder what Clark really does when he goes into the supply closet?"
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Lois: "I'm invisible. No one can see me. I am one with the magazine. I *am* the magazine. If you look this way you will only see the magazine."
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Clark: "Lo-is stop pretending you don't read those magazines."
Lois: "I'm not reading it, I'm looking at the pictures."
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Lois, reading: "How to tell if your man is a *Super* catch." muttering: "Nope, nope, nope, Clark doesn't fit any of these! How can he be Superman?"
Laura "The Yellow Dart" U. (Alicia U. on the archive)
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