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Time to start another thread!! Can't have our dial-up connections and slower computers getting bogged down...  Missy
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Kathy obviously hasn't had time to get back to this yet, but it's a shame to see this game lapse for want of a picture. So, in the meantime, here's a pic I 'borrowed' from the Photo Competition thread. ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc02/21-22.jpg) # Captions, please, guys!  Wendy 
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Lois: "Nooo! No more chocolate! I'm full, I can't take it anymore. And no matter what you try, I won't tell you what I know about Superman, Clark."
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Stop in the name of love!
The walls are closing in on me!
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- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
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"No!!!! I'm fine! Please, please, please don't call my mother!"
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"Clark is *not* running off because of a germ fear! Look at these clean hands!"
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"Dahling, I love what you did with your hair. You look faaaahbulous! (Okay, why am I channelling Billy Crystal?)"
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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ROFL!! These are hilarious!!
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Eeek! I never expected to win!  Ok... thanks, Christiane!  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/21011.jpg) Take it away... Mere
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"Oh no, I glued the phone to my ear yet *again*."
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On the phone:
Aww, Lois, don't tell me you tried to cook...I'm afraid those charring marks are hard to get off ovens...
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Oh, no, Lois! Why would you invite your parents...?
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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(on phone) You have just won a 3-day, 2-night vacation to Las Vegas. All you have to do to collect your gift is to stop by and sit through a demonstration...
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"Awww, Dad, I know I can do it faster than you can, but do I really have to fly to Smallville and muck out the horse stalls *again*?" Kathy (sorry for going AWOL on the last picture, everyone ... Paul didn't realize I was away on vacation last week and I had no idea I'd been picked to post the next photo! Glad Wendy stepped up to continue the game. )
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"Come on, Mom. She'll kill me." Jose 
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"Yes, Lois, you have to water the ficus. how is it going to grow then?" Jose 
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OMG, Missy, ROTFL to both of those! LOL!
Kathy (who supposes we should be happy it wasn't "We're out of blue cups, *again*??" <bg>)
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Yikes! This is a tough one. Shadow, I got a good laugh out of "Aww, Lois, don't tell me you tried to cook...I'm afraid those charring marks are hard to get off ovens..." (And even more out of ceilings! ) Then, Kathy, you had a great line (with extra EEEWWWWW factor) in "Awww, Dad, I know I can do it faster than you can, but do I really have to fly to Smallville and muck out the horse stalls *again*?" And José gave me a particular chuckle with "Yes, Lois, you have to water the ficus. how is it going to grow then?" (since Lois is meant to be watering Clark's plants in Fact or Ficus). But the one that totally eclipsed all the others for me was Kathy's "We're out of blue cups, *again*??" ROTFLMAO! So, Kathy, you're up again! Mere
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LOL! OK, I'm in town this time so I can actually figure out how to do this (see, we have to challenge ourselves sometimes or we'll never learn new things. ) I had a specific screen cap in mind, and lo and behold, Christiane had it! Yay! (In fact, I was totally blown away by her site! As Clark would say in TT, you rock. <g>) So let's see if I can get this right ... ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc02/09-095.jpg) Kathy
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Clark: ROAR! Me Tarzan, you Jane! Jen hey it's after midnight, I'm allowed to be ridiculous
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Lois: I said no Clark I will not play a game of cavemen and cavewomen with you!
Clark: Hush woman! I'm taking you home to be my wife
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Hmmm, this looks like fun!
Lois: Wow, nice view!
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Ok, this is gonna make no sense to anyone who wasn't in Crewe at Easter... but I've been at Legoland all day, I've got a raging headache, and I can't manage anything better. "Oh my God, look at that - its front legs have knees!!!!" Mere (slinking away quickly)
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Nooo Clark, the witch is EVIL! Look at all the candy, do you know how much time in the gym that one wall would cost? Besides, you're invunerable, she can't fatten you up to eat you!
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"clark, i don't think it's a good idea for us to take off in the middle of the street like this. someone could see us. we should duck into an alley and you should change into the suit. ... oh, hi there. don't mind us. we're just, uh... studying for the fireman's test."
"clark, i told you, i am NOT going chrismas shopping with you! hey, this isn't fair! put me down!"
"clark, i'd love to pick out a ring with you, but i'm not going into that store. it says 'wholesale!' i'm not going ring shopping in - hey!"
"clark, look at the giant candy cane! and it says 'wholesale!' i'll bet they have all sorts of chocolate goodies in there! oh, i know i shouldn't eat that much candy. i know i'm on a diet, but, oh, i just can't resist..."
"i'm getting you out of here, lois."
"oh, my favorite candy store, and it's closed for the day! clark, what are we going to do?"
"i've got an idea. we'll ram the door. hold your legs as straight as you can..."
"clark, when you said you wanted to see what it was like to have a woman hitting on you, i didn't think you meant it literally!"
"look, clark, i'm trying to support your artistic endevours, but i'm sorry... your back is just not a very good percussion instrument."
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LOL, I knew this photo would inspire some good ones!
I don't know how Paul comes up with so many of these; the "I know you wanted a woman to hit on you" and "don't mind us, we're practicing for the fireman's test" were especially cute. (And Mere, you're right -- I have absolutely *no* idea what yours meant!! <g>)
But I have to go with Crazy Babe's "Hush woman! I'm taking you home to be my wife!" because I totally cracked up when I pictured an S2 Lois reacting to him saying something like that! LOL.
So CB, you're up!
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Thank's Kathy I don't know where that came from but it seemed appropriate! Okay lets try this one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc03/09-30.jpg)
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"Wow, Lois, I knew the Wax Museum liked that story you did on them, but to think they actually made you your own mannequin! It looks so real!"
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Clark: "Uh, you know Lois, they make this thing called a *hairbrush*...you should try it out sometime..."
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lois: "did i really send you a drunken email last night asking you to come back to my place?"
clark: <wince> "yeah..."
"they blew up my jeep? again? that's it. i'm cursed, aren't i?"
"singing telegram for lois lane..."
"this has been the worst day. what else could possibly go wrong? ... oh, hi mom."
"oh, dad, it's you. you're here. and you brought a robot. how delightful."
"fed-ex delivery. i have 500 blue cups for lois lane. sign here, please."
(okay... gotten too distracted by conversation elsewhere. i think that's it for now)
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Lois: Oh my God!!!!!!
Clark: Told ya not to water that ficus again....
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Clark: "Lois? What are you investigating that requires an elephant *in* the newsroom?"
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Lois: "Look, Perry, I'm not in the mood for that Elvis dance championship contest...It was nice of you to think of us, but I had enough with the swirling figure we did."
Clark: "Really? I bet you'll look cute in flashy pink chiffon and a red-haired wig. No offense honey but your hair..."
Lois: "What about my hair?"
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Clark (looking down Lois's shirt): Ohmigosh! That's not... SPANDEX?!? Mere
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Okay a lot of good ones! They had me lol but I have to go with Anni's Lois: Oh my God!!!!!!
Clark: Told ya not to water that ficus again.... so Anni you're up!
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I had no intention of winning, sooo...Here: ![[Linked Image]](http://annikat.org/caption.JPG)
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You see, what had happened was...
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Help! I can't see which picture it is we have to caption! (and this isn't a caption ) BB Skitz, Carole
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Jimmy: Oh, my! Why is she wearing a skirt THAT short? Jose
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Okay, seems I'll have to go on wild guesses so...er...
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Clark: And really, Lois, I just think that--omigosh Superman?! What, who...wh-what are you doing here?
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Jimmy: (staring at her skirt or lack there of)::dazed:: Will you marry me?
Clark: WHAT???
You've gotta be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?
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Clark: Was this your donut, Chief? Sorry!
Lois: If you kill him, can I write the story?
Jimmy: (thinking) If I wait till Clark runs off again, I could probably lure Lois into the supply room and lock her in with me....
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Clark: Cheif I didn't take your Elvis clock off the wall Lois did!
Lois: Clark don't blame me you should be taking responsibility for your own actions
Jimmy: Uh Lois sorry to say this but I have to agree with CK Cheif I can see your Elvis clock nestled between your thigh and the computer!
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They are all great, but I have to go with....
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