Time to start another thread!! Can't have our dial-up connections and slower computers getting bogged down...

Missy

Kathy obviously hasn't had time to get back to this yet, but it's a shame to see this game lapse for want of a picture. So, in the meantime, here's a pic I 'borrowed' from the Photo Competition thread.

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Captions, please, guys!


Wendy

Lois: "Nooo! No more chocolate! I'm full, I can't take it anymore. And no matter what you try, I won't tell you what I know about Superman, Clark."

Saskia

Stop in the name of love!

The walls are closing in on me!

This is going to make much more sense to people who were on irc very late last night, but...

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Please! Don't show me the huge, hairy, ugly, icky, ewwwwy spider again!"

Kaethel

"No!!!! I'm fine! Please, please, please don't call my mother!"

Mere

"Clark is *not* running off because of a germ fear! Look at these clean hands!"

"Dahling, I love what you did with your hair. You look faaaahbulous! (Okay, why am I channelling Billy Crystal?)"

ROFL!! These are hilarious!!

Eeek! I never expected to win!

Ok... thanks, Christiane!


Take it away...

Mere

"Oh no, I glued the phone to my ear yet *again*."

Saskia

On the phone:

Aww, Lois, don't tell me you tried to cook...I'm afraid those charring marks are hard to get off ovens...

Oh, no, Lois! Why would you invite your parents...?

(on phone) You have just won a 3-day, 2-night vacation to Las Vegas. All you have to do to collect your gift is to stop by and sit through a demonstration...

"Awww, Dad, I know I can do it faster than you can, but do I really have to fly to Smallville and muck out the horse stalls *again*?"

Kathy (sorry for going AWOL on the last picture, everyone ... Paul didn't realize I was away on vacation last week and I had no idea I'd been picked to post the next photo! Glad Wendy stepped up to continue the game. )

"You want me to wear black to where? The Quality Bar?"

"Come on, Mom. She'll kill me."

Jose

"Yes, Lois, you have to water the ficus. how is it going to grow then?"

Jose

"What do you mean the fanfic boards are down again?"

OMG, Missy, ROTFL to both of those! LOL!

Kathy (who supposes we should be happy it wasn't "We're out of blue cups, *again*??" <bg>)

Yikes! This is a tough one.

Shadow, I got a good laugh out of "Aww, Lois, don't tell me you tried to cook...I'm afraid those charring marks are hard to get off ovens..." (And even more out of ceilings! )

Then, Kathy, you had a great line (with extra EEEWWWWW factor) in "Awww, Dad, I know I can do it faster than you can, but do I really have to fly to Smallville and muck out the horse stalls *again*?"

And José gave me a particular chuckle with "Yes, Lois, you have to water the ficus. how is it going to grow then?" (since Lois is meant to be watering Clark's plants in Fact or Ficus).

But the one that totally eclipsed all the others for me was Kathy's "We're out of blue cups, *again*??" ROTFLMAO!

So, Kathy, you're up again!

Mere

LOL! OK, I'm in town this time so I can actually figure out how to do this (see, we have to challenge ourselves sometimes or we'll never learn new things. )

I had a specific screen cap in mind, and lo and behold, Christiane had it! Yay! (In fact, I was totally blown away by her site! As Clark would say in TT, you rock. <g>)

So let's see if I can get this right ...


Kathy

Clark: ROAR! Me Tarzan, you Jane!

Jen
hey it's after midnight, I'm allowed to be ridiculous

Lois: I said no Clark I will not play a game of cavemen and cavewomen with you!

Clark: Hush woman! I'm taking you home to be my wife

Hmmm, this looks like fun!

Lois: Wow, nice view!


Lyssa (who really liked Shadow's caption but is currently unable to think of anything of a non sexual nature)

Ok, this is gonna make no sense to anyone who wasn't in Crewe at Easter... but I've been at Legoland all day, I've got a raging headache, and I can't manage anything better.

"Oh my God, look at that - its front legs have knees!!!!"

Mere (slinking away quickly)

"Clark, when you offered me a ride home, I didn't think this was what you meant!"


Wendy

Nooo Clark, the witch is EVIL! Look at all the candy, do you know how much time in the gym that one wall would cost? Besides, you're invunerable, she can't fatten you up to eat you!

"clark, i don't think it's a good idea for us to take off in the middle of the street like this. someone could see us. we should duck into an alley and you should change into the suit. ... oh, hi there. don't mind us. we're just, uh... studying for the fireman's test."

"clark, i told you, i am NOT going chrismas shopping with you! hey, this isn't fair! put me down!"

"clark, i'd love to pick out a ring with you, but i'm not going into that store. it says 'wholesale!' i'm not going ring shopping in - hey!"

"clark, look at the giant candy cane! and it says 'wholesale!' i'll bet they have all sorts of chocolate goodies in there! oh, i know i shouldn't eat that much candy. i know i'm on a diet, but, oh, i just can't resist..."
"i'm getting you out of here, lois."

"oh, my favorite candy store, and it's closed for the day! clark, what are we going to do?"
"i've got an idea. we'll ram the door. hold your legs as straight as you can..."

"clark, when you said you wanted to see what it was like to have a woman hitting on you, i didn't think you meant it literally!"

"look, clark, i'm trying to support your artistic endevours, but i'm sorry... your back is just not a very good percussion instrument."

LOL, I knew this photo would inspire some good ones!

I don't know how Paul comes up with so many of these; the "I know you wanted a woman to hit on you" and "don't mind us, we're practicing for the fireman's test" were especially cute. (And Mere, you're right -- I have absolutely *no* idea what yours meant!! <g>)

But I have to go with Crazy Babe's "Hush woman! I'm taking you home to be my wife!" because I totally cracked up when I pictured an S2 Lois reacting to him saying something like that! LOL.

So CB, you're up!

Kathy

Thank's Kathy I don't know where that came from but it seemed appropriate! Okay lets try this one:

"Wow, Lois, I knew the Wax Museum liked that story you did on them, but to think they actually made you your own mannequin! It looks so real!"

Kathy

Clark: "Uh, you know Lois, they make this thing called a *hairbrush*...you should try it out sometime..."

Jen

lois: "did i really send you a drunken email last night asking you to come back to my place?"
clark: <wince> "yeah..."

"they blew up my jeep? again? that's it. i'm cursed, aren't i?"

"singing telegram for lois lane..."

"this has been the worst day. what else could possibly go wrong? ... oh, hi mom."

"oh, dad, it's you. you're here. and you brought a robot. how delightful."

"fed-ex delivery. i have 500 blue cups for lois lane. sign here, please."

(okay... gotten too distracted by conversation elsewhere. i think that's it for now)

Lois: Oh my God!!!!!!
Clark: Told ya not to water that ficus again....

Clark: "Lois? What are you investigating that requires an elephant *in* the newsroom?"

Saskia

Lois: "Look, Perry, I'm not in the mood for that Elvis dance championship contest...It was nice of you to think of us, but I had enough with the swirling figure we did."

Clark: "Really? I bet you'll look cute in flashy pink chiffon and a red-haired wig. No offense honey but your hair..."

Lois: "What about my hair?"

Clark (looking down Lois's shirt): Ohmigosh! That's not... SPANDEX?!?

Mere

Okay a lot of good ones! They had me lol
but I have to go with Anni's

so Anni you're up!

I had no intention of winning, sooo...Here:

You see, what had happened was...

Lyssa (who was completely unable to resist but decided to shorten it)

Help! I can't see which picture it is we have to caption! (and this isn't a caption )

BB Skitz,

Carole

Jimmy: Oh, my! Why is she wearing a skirt THAT short?

Jose

Okay, seems I'll have to go on wild guesses so...er...

"My new investigation professionnal suit, you like it?"

Clark: And really, Lois, I just think that--omigosh Superman?! What, who...wh-what are you doing here?

Jimmy: (staring at her skirt or lack there of)::dazed:: Will you marry me?

Clark: WHAT???

Clark: Was this your donut, Chief? Sorry!

Lois: If you kill him, can I write the story?

Jimmy: (thinking) If I wait till Clark runs off again, I could probably lure Lois into the supply room and lock her in with me....

Clark: Cheif I didn't take your Elvis clock off the wall Lois did!

Lois: Clark don't blame me you should be taking responsibility for your own actions

Jimmy: Uh Lois sorry to say this but I have to agree with CK Cheif I can see your Elvis clock nestled between your thigh and the computer!

They are all great, but I have to go with....

Karen.

Good Job!