Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition V

Yikes! This is a tough one.

Shadow, I got a good laugh out of "Aww, Lois, don't tell me you tried to cook...I'm afraid those charring marks are hard to get off ovens..." (And even more out of ceilings! )

Then, Kathy, you had a great line (with extra EEEWWWWW factor) in "Awww, Dad, I know I can do it faster than you can, but do I really have to fly to Smallville and muck out the horse stalls *again*?"

And José gave me a particular chuckle with "Yes, Lois, you have to water the ficus. how is it going to grow then?" (since Lois is meant to be watering Clark's plants in Fact or Ficus).

But the one that totally eclipsed all the others for me was Kathy's "We're out of blue cups, *again*??" ROTFLMAO!

So, Kathy, you're up again!

Mere

LOL! OK, I'm in town this time so I can actually figure out how to do this (see, we have to challenge ourselves sometimes or we'll never learn new things. )

I had a specific screen cap in mind, and lo and behold, Christiane had it! Yay! (In fact, I was totally blown away by her site! As Clark would say in TT, you rock. <g>)

So let's see if I can get this right ...


Kathy

Clark: ROAR! Me Tarzan, you Jane!

Jen
hey it's after midnight, I'm allowed to be ridiculous

Lois: I said no Clark I will not play a game of cavemen and cavewomen with you!

Clark: Hush woman! I'm taking you home to be my wife

Hmmm, this looks like fun!

Lois: Wow, nice view!


Lyssa (who really liked Shadow's caption but is currently unable to think of anything of a non sexual nature)

Ok, this is gonna make no sense to anyone who wasn't in Crewe at Easter... but I've been at Legoland all day, I've got a raging headache, and I can't manage anything better.

"Oh my God, look at that - its front legs have knees!!!!"

Mere (slinking away quickly)

"Clark, when you offered me a ride home, I didn't think this was what you meant!"


Wendy

Nooo Clark, the witch is EVIL! Look at all the candy, do you know how much time in the gym that one wall would cost? Besides, you're invunerable, she can't fatten you up to eat you!

"clark, i don't think it's a good idea for us to take off in the middle of the street like this. someone could see us. we should duck into an alley and you should change into the suit. ... oh, hi there. don't mind us. we're just, uh... studying for the fireman's test."

"clark, i told you, i am NOT going chrismas shopping with you! hey, this isn't fair! put me down!"

"clark, i'd love to pick out a ring with you, but i'm not going into that store. it says 'wholesale!' i'm not going ring shopping in - hey!"

"clark, look at the giant candy cane! and it says 'wholesale!' i'll bet they have all sorts of chocolate goodies in there! oh, i know i shouldn't eat that much candy. i know i'm on a diet, but, oh, i just can't resist..."
"i'm getting you out of here, lois."

"oh, my favorite candy store, and it's closed for the day! clark, what are we going to do?"
"i've got an idea. we'll ram the door. hold your legs as straight as you can..."

"clark, when you said you wanted to see what it was like to have a woman hitting on you, i didn't think you meant it literally!"

"look, clark, i'm trying to support your artistic endevours, but i'm sorry... your back is just not a very good percussion instrument."

LOL, I knew this photo would inspire some good ones!

I don't know how Paul comes up with so many of these; the "I know you wanted a woman to hit on you" and "don't mind us, we're practicing for the fireman's test" were especially cute. (And Mere, you're right -- I have absolutely *no* idea what yours meant!! <g>)

But I have to go with Crazy Babe's "Hush woman! I'm taking you home to be my wife!" because I totally cracked up when I pictured an S2 Lois reacting to him saying something like that! LOL.

So CB, you're up!

Kathy

Thank's Kathy I don't know where that came from but it seemed appropriate! Okay lets try this one:

"Wow, Lois, I knew the Wax Museum liked that story you did on them, but to think they actually made you your own mannequin! It looks so real!"

Kathy

Clark: "Uh, you know Lois, they make this thing called a *hairbrush*...you should try it out sometime..."

Jen

lois: "did i really send you a drunken email last night asking you to come back to my place?"
clark: <wince> "yeah..."

"they blew up my jeep? again? that's it. i'm cursed, aren't i?"

"singing telegram for lois lane..."

"this has been the worst day. what else could possibly go wrong? ... oh, hi mom."

"oh, dad, it's you. you're here. and you brought a robot. how delightful."

"fed-ex delivery. i have 500 blue cups for lois lane. sign here, please."

(okay... gotten too distracted by conversation elsewhere. i think that's it for now)

Lois: Oh my God!!!!!!
Clark: Told ya not to water that ficus again....

Clark: "Lois? What are you investigating that requires an elephant *in* the newsroom?"

Saskia

Lois: "Look, Perry, I'm not in the mood for that Elvis dance championship contest...It was nice of you to think of us, but I had enough with the swirling figure we did."

Clark: "Really? I bet you'll look cute in flashy pink chiffon and a red-haired wig. No offense honey but your hair..."

Lois: "What about my hair?"

Clark (looking down Lois's shirt): Ohmigosh! That's not... SPANDEX?!?

Mere

Okay a lot of good ones! They had me lol
but I have to go with Anni's

so Anni you're up!

I had no intention of winning, sooo...Here: