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The other thread got too long again, so you can all continue with the fun subject here.
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re-posting RIVKA's picture my caption: "HHello...H-hhhousek-keeeping??? Th-there is a biiiig, giaaant Raat...yes, h-here in the bathroom. Yess, I can still see it!...Come NOW...and wear blindfolds!" -Breanna
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, Breanna! Ok, your turn!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Thanks Rivka! Ok...give me a caption for this picture! Breanna
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Clark: Keeping a photo of him in your wallet is one thing, Lois! But a poster on the back windshield?!? LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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Labrat! "Superman, I know you're just here to help but could you leave my car alone? I swear her brakes are working now!..." "...And whipe that killer smile off your face, this is no Ultrabrite commercial!"
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Superman: I wonder how long I can check her out back here before it's deemed stalker material...
Superman (looking in the window): I wonder if I have anything in my teeth... Lois (watching in the rearview): I hope he sees that gunk in his teeth before he flies off.
Thief: I've got a hangover the size of Mt Everest and he's looking wayyyy too perky at this hour. Stop that!
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doo-dee-doo... just skimming along on my morning communte... doo-dee-doo.. hope no one notices i don't have a car... doo-dee-doo... red light... doo-dee-doo... i hate the smell of exhaust in the morning, but i'm just going to keep on smiling...
(btw, i'm really hoping that that is not lois in the driver's seat...)
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It's not, Paul. It's the re-occuring thief in Twas the night before Myxmas.
-Breanna
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i knew it wasn't, breanna, but too many of the captions were saying it was. i was starting to get worried... Paul
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LOL all of you! well, even though it's NOT Lois in the picture, I have to go with LabRat here. I can just see Lois using her "vanity mirror" just to stare at that beautiful smile! -Breanna
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Well, even though it's NOT Lois in the picture LOL - I was employing poetic licence there. Okay...how about:
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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While under the influence of Space Rats...
SUPERMAN: Hey Lois, wanna go fly?
LOIS: Sure!
SUPERMAN: Psyche!
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Anna, you forgot to add nah nah nah nah nah...
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"oh, well, isn't that nice? lois gets tired of her hero and now she wants me to go find clark for her instead. heh heh. ... oh, wait a second. you're picking clark over superman?"
"oh, i wish i could have seen jack's face when they let him out and put luthor behind bars instead." "i think it was something like this, lois."
"you're fired, barry! and you can just go explain to sammy why you lost the job."
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Hee hee these are all soooo good You all have me laughing out loud (which is embarassing when you live in shared accommodation!) Thanks especially to Hatman - you are so so good at this. So many varied angles of perspective Keep up the good work guys (and well done on finding so many great pictures!) Hopeless chocoholic
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Ok...before we lost some messages LabRat had picked Jalmg16's caption. And Jalmg16 posted two pictures... So I'm assuming you're going to post them again, Jalmg16. Cause I remember the caption I made -Breanna
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