Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition III

The other thread got too long again, so you can all continue with the fun subject here.

Saskia
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re-posting RIVKA's picture


my caption:

"HHello...H-hhhousek-keeeping??? Th-there is a biiiig, giaaant Raat...yes, h-here in the bathroom. Yess, I can still see it!...Come NOW...and wear blindfolds!"

-Breanna

, Breanna! Ok, your turn!

Thanks Rivka!

Ok...give me a caption for this picture!



Breanna

Clark: Keeping a photo of him in your wallet is one thing, Lois! But a poster on the back windshield?!?

LabRat

Labrat!

"Superman, I know you're just here to help but could you leave my car alone? I swear her brakes are working now!..."

"...And whipe that killer smile off your face, this is no Ultrabrite commercial!"

Superman: I wonder how long I can check her out back here before it's deemed stalker material...

Superman (looking in the window): I wonder if I have anything in my teeth...
Lois (watching in the rearview): I hope he sees that gunk in his teeth before he flies off.

Thief: I've got a hangover the size of Mt Everest and he's looking wayyyy too perky at this hour. Stop that!

doo-dee-doo... just skimming along on my morning communte... doo-dee-doo.. hope no one notices i don't have a car... doo-dee-doo... red light... doo-dee-doo... i hate the smell of exhaust in the morning, but i'm just going to keep on smiling...

(btw, i'm really hoping that that is not lois in the driver's seat...)

It's not, Paul. It's the re-occuring thief in Twas the night before Myxmas.

-Breanna

i knew it wasn't, breanna, but too many of the captions were saying it was. i was starting to get worried...

Paul

Superman: Take me to the Daily Planet, please.
Cabbie: Um, sure. But... can't you fly there??
Superman: Yeah, but I just got pulled over by the Wicked Witch of the West on her broomstick for speeding - got my flying license suspended...

LOL all of you!

well, even though it's NOT Lois in the picture, I have to go with LabRat here.

I can just see Lois using her "vanity mirror" just to stare at that beautiful smile!

-Breanna

LOL - I was employing poetic licence there.

Okay...how about:

"Careful, Lois! I may be invulnerable, but I'm still ticklish!"


Wendy

While under the influence of Space Rats...

SUPERMAN: Hey Lois, wanna go fly?

LOIS: Sure!

SUPERMAN: Psyche!

(in a taunting voice) "I can fly and yo-ou ca-an't"

~Anna

Anna, you forgot to add

nah nah nah nah nah...

"oh, well, isn't that nice? lois gets tired of her hero and now she wants me to go find clark for her instead. heh heh. ... oh, wait a second. you're picking clark over superman?"

"oh, i wish i could have seen jack's face when they let him out and put luthor behind bars instead." "i think it was something like this, lois."

"you're fired, barry! and you can just go explain to sammy why you lost the job."

Hee hee these are all soooo good
You all have me laughing out loud (which is embarassing when you live in shared accommodation!)
Thanks especially to Hatman - you are so so good at this. So many varied angles of perspective

Keep up the good work guys (and well done on finding so many great pictures!)

Hopeless chocoholic

Ok...before we lost some messages LabRat had picked Jalmg16's caption.

And Jalmg16 posted two pictures...

So I'm assuming you're going to post them again, Jalmg16. Cause I remember the caption I made

-Breanna

Okay,let's see if I remember...
You no doubt picked me because of my subtle use of the word "rat" in my post.

I was originally going to use this picture,


but I already thought of the winning answer.

"I can't go out with you Mayson; word on the streets is you've got cooties."


So let's just go with the gratuitous leg shot:


And away we go!

(in strained voices, trying not to move their lips)

Lois: (grumbling) how long do we have to hold this pose?

Clark: Lois, you are the one who spilled milk all over these poor students' paintings, the least we can do is pose for them.

Lois: (mutters) Did they have to make me look like Ms. Scarlet?

Jimmy: (couriously) Hmm...does this pose bring out my pensive side?

Lois: (rolls eyes)

Clark: No way, Chief. Lois took your doughnut!

Lois (tries to talk with her mouth full): I'm innocent!

"hey lois. hey ck. whoa! what's that over there?" <ha! i can't believe they fell for it! now to casually slip the bug into lois's scarf...>

"mr wells? what? what happened to lois and jimmy?"
"don't worry, mr kent. they'll be just fine. i've just frozen them in time. i need to talk to you..."

lois: hmm, let me see... according to the newsticker over there, the killer has just struck in hobb's bay. i'll have to add that to my notes here and see if i can find a pattern...
clark: "uhm, excuse me? can this wait? i'm trying to talk to my friends here..."
jimmy: wow. that is a nice pencil. lois gets all the best pencils. i wonder where she finds them. i never see pencils like that in the supply closet...

lois: hmm. nice physique. i'm going to have to add a little more definition to the cheekbones in this sketch...
clark: huh? what? why are we suddenly having art class in the middle of the newsroom?
jimmy: forget about that guy modeling over there, check out lois!

dean: hey, we're trying to film a TV show over here!

trying to remember this from yesterday before the crash.....

"Hey look at that over there" said Jimmy, distracting Lois and clark while he focused all of his psychic energy on Lois's doughnut.
"Ah well", he thought when it didn't levitate towards him as he'd hoped. "Back to chapter 1."
He heads back to his desk and picks up 'Psycokenisis for beginners' and starts to read.

HC

Clark: "Hey, we're reading this for the articles, really!"

Lois: "Liar!"

Jimmy thinking: 'He really IS reading the articles!!'

Perry: "Thanks for freezing them Mr MXY, I was really going crazy with their babble.""
***

Perry: "Lois babe, my office, pronto"

Lois: "*babe*? did he just refers to me as a *babe*?"

Clark: "he didn't really mean *babe*...er...by the way, this mini looks really good on you"

Jimmy (trying to take over Clark): "Yeah, he meant babe in a more casual way, you know, babe like in "baby", 'what a babe', 'you got pretty legs'...er...you're really gonna eat this doughnut?"

Lois (rolling eyes): "I think Elvis fan and I are gonna have a long, serious talk. See you babes later."

Cat: "Loved the demonstration of your super breath, Superman! So... what else can you do?"


Wendy

Clark: Donut holes? What donut holes!

And just to throw this in from my ex-roommate...

Donut holes don't exist!!

My idea was:

JIMMY (muttering): Clark, do you suddenly have a certain ZZ Top song stuck in your head?

CLARK (whipping his head to his left): Ummm...No. Why do you ask?

But since my answer doesn't count, I'm going with Smallville Girl.

Cool! Thx.

I have just the picture I want to use... found it a few days ago and knew I HAD to use it!

Let's see what you guys come up with for this one:



-Breanna

Martha Kent: "Lois?!? Lois, is that spandex I can feel under your blouse?!"

Kaethel

I can't believe my son married HER!

Oh my stomach! I didn't think Lois' cooking was this bad!

LOL @ Kaethel


Martha: (coughs) Dear, I love you, too, but I...can't...breathe! (coughs) Tends to be a...vital...function.

Lois? Is that a new... perfume you're wearing?

"welcome home, lois. it's so good to have you here, and -- aaaah! a talking rat!"

"mom, don't tell lois, but i kind of... shrunk in the wash..."

"oh, mom, it's awful! i've switched bodies with lois!"

"i can't read any more of them, martha. what does it say?" "it says... "Martha Kent: "Lois?!? Lois, is that spandex I can feel under your blouse?!""

"martha, martha! it's awful! i just heard... tank is writing another story! i just know clark is going to get all beaten up, and... and... i'm going to have to get another haircut!"

Martha: "Calm down Lois, your new haircut isn't that bad. On the other hand this Hawaian flowered mini really sucks!"

"Oh no! I knew I shouldn't have eaten Jonathan's chili!"

LOL everyone!

wow...was a close call...but I'm going with Kaethel's

You're up

-Breanna

Yowsa! I sure didn't expect to win this one! Loads of hilarious lines! Okay, I guess it means I have to find a good picture. Back in a bit with one...

... back, with a picture. Let's see if this one inspires you:



Kaethel (who has a couple of ideas for it but keeps them to herself so as not to influence the caption masters )

When Lois was out, sometimes Clark couldn't resist singing along with a bit of opera to pass the time.....

HC

Can't think of one right now, but
LOLOLOLOL HC!

-Breanna

"No, Clark, you're supposed to be throwing a discus. Not the disk that's in your laptop!"


Wendy

Wait, how long do you want me to stand like this?

All right, even if mine don't count, here's what I had in mind:

"Hey, I *can* impersonate Pavarotti... if I grow a beard."

"It's fun to stay at the Y...... MCA!"

But I think Wendy's got the prize for originality. Hadn't thought of the discus thrower! You're up, Evil One!

Kaethel

Thanks, Kae!!!

Superman: "Lois, are you sure that new gym programme is a good idea?"

Kaethel

Superman: You know, Lois, you really ought to plan better before dangling from flag poles. I mean wool slacks or jeans would have a MUCH higher coeffiecient of friction than hose.

Lois: @#&^%(*&%

Hm...I'm thinking gym thoughts as well...

Superman: Come on, slacker! One more pull-up before you run the mile! And we're sending terrorists after you so you'll pick up the pace!

Is that Tae Kwan Do position number 45?

I really like WAC's, but I can't resist.
Superman: "Well, Lois, I know you studied "pole dancing" to go undercover. But isn't the pole usually vertical?"
Lois (underbreath): "Whoever said Superman didn't have a sense of humor?"

he he

Artemis

"How about a nice rousing game of "This Little Piggy....?"

you know, superman, when i said i wanted to hang out with you, this wasn't exactly what i had in mind...

gaaah! writers and their stupid type-os! i was supposed to be on a new poll that would leave them hanging in suspense!

superman, you're here! it worked! great! would you mind answering a few questions? i've got a voice-activated tape recorder in my purse here...

clark, i think the new curtain rod you got is a little too big...

okay, okay. it was a dumb idea. it was late, and yes, i was up watching those stupid looney toons reruns. but i really thought i'd be able to land the interview if only i could pole vault in through the window...

so the three-toed sloth climbs out on a tree branch like this, and then...

hey clark, good to see you. what do you think of my new boots?

you wouldn't believe the nerve of some people, superman! i was falling off a building, and he caught me. on the way down, he started explaining about how $32.50 was "a small price to pay for being plucked alive from the snapping jaws of certain death." what kind of tripe was that? well, i told him that there was no way i was going to pay him. i mean, i never asked him to rescue me, so it's not like we had any sort of contract - written or otherwise. you can't go charging for an unsolicited service! like those guys who come up to your car and wash your windshield when you're stopped at a red light. they ask to be paid, but they don't demand it. if you don't want to pay them, you can just wave them off, and that's that. they know you can't go up to people and do things for them and then simply expect to be paid. even window washer guys know that! so i told this guy - splendid man or something - about the windshield people and everything and he tells me that if i don't want to pay, he'll have to go help someone who will. so he just leaves me hanging here! well, i wasn't worried. i knew you'd come along, superman. and here you are. take that, splendid man! oh, wait. that wasn't it. it wasn't splended man. it was something else... oh, right. resplendant man. well, let me tell you something, superman. when i catch up to this resplendant man - sometime when i'm not falling off a building, that is- i'm going to give him a piece of my mind. by the time i'm done with him, he'll be re-blended man... you know, because he'll feel like i've put him through the blender and... okay, not my best. i've been upside down on this flagpole for a while, and i think it's doing funny things to my circulation. speaking of which, would you mind helping me down?

LOL, Hatman! If it was me, I would pick your Lois-babble as the prizewinner - it had me in stitches!

Melisma (holding her sides here under her Rock)