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Clark: "Lois, you're not going to sneeze AGAIN, are you?"
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
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Clark: "Lois I told you I didn't like mud wrestling! We even got Jimmy wet."  Artemis
History is easy once you've lived it. - Duncan MacLeod
Writing history is easy once you've lived it. - Artemis
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Clark: "Um... told you pigs from Smallville were a bad idea when you decided to play that trick on Ralph..."
"No, this is NOT your typical men's club."
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"well, now you know what we do for fun in Smallville...what about here in the Big City?"
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Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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Lo-ois! Did you know there was such a thing as a choco-gutter, and that it lives on #lanekent?
Do, or do not. There is no try.
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okay, these are really good. great job, guys. but now i have to pick a winner?  i'm torn here, but since two of my favorites are: "well, now you know what we do for fun in Smallville...what about here in the Big City?" "Thank God for Umpa-Lumpas...otherwise we'd have drowned in that Chocolate River." i'd say breanna wins.  you're up! Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Thanks Paul! Ok how about this one  me!  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.kachor.de/christiane/lnc04/14097.jpg) -Breanna
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"Stop distracting me, Clark! I'm in a 'hold the phone under your chin for 24 hours' competition, and I'm winning!" Wendy 
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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"i'd like to order... you won't deliver? why not? ... my tab is how big??"
"who think who is superman??"
"... uhm, excuse me, mr mayor, but someone just flew into the newsroom..."
"yes, i'd like to talk to you about a naked cat... uhm, sorry. one of my coworkers... never mind..."
hastily scribbled note from lois: "clark, pick up the extention! you are not going to believe how dumb politicians have gotten..."
"can i quote you on... heyba heyba hoba hooba haba..."
"don't worry, i'm on hold... go out with you? on a date? a real date? where i go through all sorts of clothes and have no idea what to wear and end up babbling and nervous the whole time and keep wondering if you're going to kiss me or not and if it'll be a good thing or if it'll ruin the friendship and- yes, lucky, i mean, mr leon, i'd like to ask you a few questions..."
"mr president, i'd like to ask you about- GAH! clark, where did you find that tie?"
"you want to have what at my wedding, mother?"
"hi lucy. what's new? ... you're dating a robot?!"
"okay, jimmy, you're the hacker. this had better work... beeeee BEEEE boooo BAAAAAGGGGHHH CHSHHHHHH... hey, i think it might have worked! it actually thinks i'm a computer! okay, quick! what do i have to do to get it to give me the files, jimmy? ... jimmy?"
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Yes, your Excellency, we can do the interview on... just a moment, your Excellency... Little Jimmy, stop putting whipped cream in Little Lana's hair *this* minute!!!! I'm sorry, your Excellency, you know kids - oh, you don't? Oh that's right, I forgot... the Pope can't have children...
Do, or do not. There is no try.
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I don't care whose Crazy Glue it was...you're ALL dead meat!
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Lois: "What? who is it? Dunavacluebrook? Ok put her on...Lois Lane, Queen of Babling Mode, what can I do for you? MUM!!...Yes I know....No that's not what I meant...I...wait, I just...(putting the line on hold, clearly past Mad Dog Mode)"
Clark: "Honey, I know how Ellen can get..."
Lois: "Upsetting? Getting on my nerves? Driving me mad? (taking back the line) Hi! you've reach Lois Lane mailbox, I'm not available at the moment, if you wanna leave a message, speak after the tone...now WHO ATE MY LAST DOUBLE FUDGE CRUNCH BAR?!!!!!"
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"You want to do what?! For how much?!--Little Jimmy stop handing out my phone number to strange men!"
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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 This is so unfair of you guys to make me laugh out loud at work! They are all great! I think I'm going for Jalmg16's. Brought back memories of the last time Jimmy pulled a prank on her...(Return of the Prankster). You're up Jalmg16! -Breanna
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Yikes! I disappear for a few hours and look what happens. I never win anything! I'm so honored. Anyway, here's the next one: ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iph-grenzdyck.de/christiane/lnc01/02042.jpg)
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I'm not crazy! I just want my Double Fudge Crunch Bars! Who took them?!?!
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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I'm going to get you! And your little dog, too! ![[Linked Image]](http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/elaugh.gif)
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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Originally posted by rivka: I'm going to get you! And your little dog, too! Ahaha! Sorry I just have to waste a post and laugh at that! That's really funny!
"Meg...who let you back in the house?" -Family Guy
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"okay, clark... as long as i have these powers, i might as well learn to use them. let's start with x-ray vision..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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